They used to make real soundtracks for a movie

They're actively paying people to complain now...

The End #COYBIG #Speirgorm

since mastercard and visa want to police what you are able to buy with your own money people should start labeling porn as Visa/Mastercard Compliant in order to make sure their brand is heavily associated with only the pornography that they allow you to purchase

Bunch of games got kicked off steam and itch.io because Visa and Mastercard pressured them to remove adult content they don't like, because they were asked to by Collective Shout, a Conservative Christian pro-life group that thinks porn turns you gay and would like to be considered feminist.

Just coming back from walking the dog, can see I'm clearly living in the vicinity of psychopaths

They always say the best bit of #I'mACelebrity is the Ant'n'Dec links, but I'm not so sure

Wheezing away like Darth Vader at the end of Return Of The Jedi here, think my inhaler is in for a busy night...

I’m gonna keep sharing these ovarian cancer symptoms whenever I see them. I will add - from personal experience - diarrhoea and fatigue. Get it checked! Remember, there’s no routine screening for ovarian cancer.

For anyone who enjoyed the Simple Minds documentary last night and would like to delve deeper into the story...

Think I need to buy a dictionary... #HUNIRL

🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶

Wait, what?

Was that Kevin Sheedy who just described that as "the late, late show"? Genius! #HUNIRL

My brain every time the commentators mention Szoboszlai in the #HUNIRL match:

Me: There's more to Ireland than country'n'Irish and old crooners like Joe Dolan these days The very first advert during the RTE radio coverage of #HUNIRL: Outrageous comedy The Night Joe Dolan's Car Broke Down

Come On You Boys In Green! #COYBIG

Sugarbabes?! Sugarbabes?! #DragRaceUK

Omid Djalili appearing on The Wheel, with specialist subject Stand Up Comedy (And How To Be Such A Puppet You Utilise The Saudi Fucking Tourism Slogan In The Defense Of Your Choice)

Omid Djalili Is on The Wheel tonight. I guess his expert subject will be blood money.

Just found this gem on BBC Sounds, not quite the story of Rik and not quite the story of Bigger Than Hitler, Better Than Christ, but contains plenty of Mayall genius

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Sorry (177) ROSALÍA (105) The Dears (101) Just Mustard (100) Midlake (80). #myweekcounted 1419 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

There is no earthly reason why this abomination should have ever been conceived, let alone developed and marketed. And even less rational justification for it being so unfathomably delicious or utterly addictive. It is crack in a bottle and must be regulated, before the whole country is lost to it.

Best thing about Devil Gate Drive was the samples in Orbital's Bigpipe Style #TOTP

🎶Today’s the day the teddy bears have their…

Stuck in the middle with ewe #totp

Wait, didn't Crazy Horses end up in a car advert a few years back?! #TOTP

Francis Rossi - then still professionally known as Mike - from hot new psychedelic pop band Status Quo pens a sci-fi love story thriller for girls' comic Valentine. No, really. #totp

"But what does it all mean?" "Fucked if I know, Terry" #WhiterShadeOfPale #TOTP

To think, Janet showed us the future with Rhythm Nation, but instead of listening and learning we end up with *gestures to tonight's 1998 episodes of #TOTP*

Pretty sure And Why Not? played at the opening of HMV Croydon in 1990 #TOTP

Hugh 2. #TOTP

My will to live after those 2 1998 episodes earlier #TOTP

Pretty sure And Why Not? played at the opening of HMV Croydon in 1990 #TOTP

Guessing that was a YewTree edit then? #TOTP

Nobody told me Ed Byrne was in a band in the 90s #TOTP

Still better than Belfast Child, mind #TOTP

Danny "Don't look in the" Mirror, more like #TOTP

Is this the first time any of this shower have encountered this song? #TOTP

I think her backing track's buggered #OldManTweets #TOTP

Just taking the #TOTP recycling out

Now this *really is* a war crime #SeigOfBass #TOTP

B*Gone #TOTP

“If you’ve got a savage garden, then I can recommend a new product called Agent Orange.” #totp