Trying to load my cat into a carrier for the vet and getting killed by Nintendo Patent Lawyers.

From IT, "Contains all our photos."

Every time I see US centrists weighing in on how their party should behave, it feels like they're two steps away from proclaiming they need to bring back the Dixiecrats and restore the Solid South, istg.

Kirk spent his life loudly proclaiming that people who disagreed with him should be killed, and then he was killed by someone who disagreed with him. He made the world he wanted to die in, and got everything he wanted in the end. There's nothing to mourn.

> opinion, so it's easy, baby shit he won't do. You can tell the character of a human by how well he treats those he doesn't have to treat well. He's failing at that SO hard and your blind, almost worshipful support of him tells me there is no end to who you WON'T sacrifice to personally feel better

tbqh "it's too late to do anything so let's do nothing" now just feels like the next stage after "it's a hoax so there's nothing to do" in a multi decade multi level marketing scam

the hatred of trans people is great (for the right wing fascist project, that is) because to destroy trans rights, you kinda have to...obliterate the concept of bodily autonomy and when a fascist hears that they go, "Oh sweet, we want to do that already"

Protect insane people. We are real, human beings, no matter how you dehumanize us. How we are treated is disturbing and disgraceful. It maims and murders us in a system of trauma that creates more of us. You are not safe from becoming us, nor from accusations that you are one of us. Act it.

"nobody likes me, everyone hates me", mate your immediate response to rejection is to start eating fistfuls of live worms, are you surprised?

I get they think it's le epic jab and all, but maybe the American libs shouldn't be slapping the TACO hashtag on their "this is the big one, democracy under assault martial law" posts.

Initiate #Rosebudscomic

Oh shit, Seppope.

God I hope the LNP pick Angus Taylor for their new leader, that world class dipshit will be the death of the party.

The thing about JRPG is that it's really two different terms, and you can tell when someone is saying JRPG (genre term) vs JRPG (racist)

It is impossible for you to become self sufficient. That is an illusion, it is not a thing that happens. Helping others, letting others help you, in tiny and large ways, is what *actually* allows human survival. Mutual cooperation actually exists, unlike self sufficiency.

Blusky gotta be my healthiest social media, purely because of how regularly the whole fucking app breaks and makes me touch grass.

"Tankies" becoming synonymous with "Stalinist" has to be one of the funniest twistings of phrases by historical illiterates I've ever seen. It'd be like calling Jacobites "Republicans," or American Confederates "abolitionists"

If we're recommending "things to get for your kids instead of JKs shit", Keys to the Kingdom is even a seven book series as well!

Thinking about the racist American lib "what is this, North Korea/Russia???" shit, and realising this is really the deep sickness in the American soul that lead them here, and will keep leading them further.

Oddly appropriate, but given how filthy the Thames is I guess Grylls would be the man to go to.

Abandoning both dialectical materialism and Great Man Theory. Shit Man Theory of history begins.

stock market more like cock market because it's looking flaccid as fuck rn

Every time you use one of these fucking things, you add one to a user statistic that some tech bro will point at and tell a board room is "monetiseable user base," letting them secure more funding

I heard there was a secret ooze It turned four turtles into dudes But you don't really care for pizza, do ya? They fought like this, Two swords, a stick A couple sai Some nunchuck tricks Those Ninja boys-a callin Cowabunga

Truly, I want insight into the mind of whoever at Microsoft thought "secret admin account with no password you can access by booting safe mode" was a good feature.

Bootie Butler.

I'm not even sorry to say this, justifying support for vulnerable people is fucking easy. You're ideologically weak if you can't do it.

Ah, cool. A Discord Update. Oh, it just makes the UI look worse in every conceivable way? Splendid.

Incredible self own that the US spent decades telling everyone that their regime change and extortion funds are smol bean international friendship charities, and did so well that they've huffed their own farts and now conservatives are ripping the wiring out of the imperialism machine for being woke

I remember chatting with mates on discord about the USA, and saying "look, either the career bureaucrats will rein Trump in, or he'll have to do something insane like a Great Purge of the entire govt foreign relations apparatus, and that may not even be feasible." well, uh, I guess it is.

Normalising random fuckheads nobody knows just walking into government buildings without warning and just declaring "it's fine, I'm with DOGE" is going to cause something really funny to happen sooner or later.

My following combination on Blusky has finally reached the same equilibrium as Twitter, where any retweet that comes across my timeline with an "adult content" warning is a dice roll between "thirst trap", "cool art", "vaguely suggestive" or "somebody's actual genitals".

There are definitely NOT man-sized rats beneath Texas Tech.

Need to invest in a "this is not a place of honour" sign for ants, sick of them perishing in the kettle and sink lately

I think this reflects a broader problem with the very "movie brained" state of Western Politics. "we just need a one day strike/boycott!" comes from the same place as "we just need to get out and vote on the most important election of our lives!" - this is not a 3-act film, there's work to do.

Holy shit Due Process is back!

"Humble How to have Sex Bundle" was not something I was expecting to get flashbanged with in my emails today.

The "if you need help, call a crackhead" is a particularly funny cop lover bit, because yes actually, I've been in a situation where the cops didn't bother to turn up but one of the local homeless blokes did in fact intervene and lay an aggro drunk out for threatening people where I was working.

Reminder that your average career manager is so catastrophically incompetent that simply obeying every rule they've laid down to the letter will throw your workplace into total disarray. It's a powerful tool, and hard to prove you did so maliciously - use it!

[1930s, Germany] Small business owners and the wealthiest industrialists in the nation: we're going to back a fascist takeover to protect the interests of capital and do atrocities. German Liberals: haha "Ignatzi", dumb rural Hick party. [2020s, USA] Liberals: haha Republicans are dumb rural hicks.

The goal of anti trans laws is similarly not to be good law, but stupid law. Contradictory, confusing, badly written nonsense that guarantees selective *and* unpredictable enforcement.

Tempted to go back to mastodon solely because of how much of an unusable piece of shit the bsky app is. Video has crashed the app every time I've watched one (desktop works fine), and now it just won't scroll at all. Let's see if cache clear, etc, fixes it!

"incredibly rich man pursuing immortality consumes human blood, is perpetually possessed with a ravenous hunger" is a bit heavy handed for a metaphor, come on.

Love that Zuckerberg went on Rogan and started talking about "Masculine Aggression" like he was a 1930s Italian Fascist getting ready to remake the nation by slaughtering the effeminates in glorious war, and the average response seems to be "haha, he's just a sad insecure incel." History rhymes, etc

"Every Sunday, Cornelius Ticketmaster IV drives his Lincoln Navigator nine blocks to check in with his son, Prestige, a DJ and bumfight promoter who lives in a former hospital that the family bought in 2017 and turned into a 'cryptocurrency supper club.' But now, Corn says, it's not in the budget."

Honestly, I think Victoria 3 despite its flaws hits very well with this on something so much media ignores or forgets, this idea that a military force goes to war and comes out as a neat % of "guys that can still fight" and "guys that are dead," forgetting the huge cohort of severely disabled.

It's easy to forget, while laughing at the Americans for their "Superfund sites" and other home-grown acts of destruction, that a lot of the European countries upheld as "better" are just loading all that shit onto a ship and illegally dumping it in Africa and South America where we'll never hear it

Alright, one last time for the new folks. We're currently about to release HELLPIERCERS, a game we've been building for the last two years. In HELLPIERCERS, you're a division of ascended godlings, who follow the lineage of freaked out gnostics. Fresh from toppling heaven, you take aim at Hell.

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