Lightning Bolt back in standard lets go baybee

"have you ever noticed that they all have some pinned post/bio text asking for money" the society that continues to hand you treats for your fucking sloth decided all of us need to be harried out of any stable job or living situation & if we get to see a doctor for a broken leg it's a mistake. hth

How to play Mega Man for Game Boy.

that dog is so big

the New York Times is not a newspaper, New York Times contributors are not journalists.

ravens are so big, every time you see one you forgot how big they are since the last time you saw a raven

Ned Dameron. From Robert E. Howard, Kull, Donald M. Grant, 1985. #NedDameron

magic the gathering was so real for this

Means testing is abhorrent and if anyone tells you otherwise you should unhinge your jaw like a snake and swallow them whole.

Me: Babe, what was Dale Earnhardt's favorite cereal? Her: I'm getting my own apartment. Me: 😟...Racin' Bran, babe

Brazen things.

People at the Times are dishonest and not very bright, but also, creating and administrating a labyrinthine and ineffectual means-testing bureaucracy is a good job for the unexceptional children of the Times-reading class. They want those plum jobs for their kids.

WE WILL LOSE EVERYTHING. OUR ANIMALS, OUR PRIVACY, OUR PEACE, OUR HOME FOR FIVE YEARS. PLEASE IM BEGGING

Hey You, Pikachu! ad (2000) #retro #art #gaming #Pikachu

getting really tired of this kindergarten brained fixation on Fairness. no fair your kid goes to free preschool when you can afford to go to restaurants sometimes! no fair you use EBT to buy rich tasting food! whence the idea that every fucking thing must be means tested and rationed to death my god

be as enthusiastic as this slime creature is about getting into a rumble over helping his human win $70

making it for everybody keeps people from getting crunched the second something starts working out for them

once you exceed a certain income threshold politics as most people think of it is basically just a question of taste. all rich people are friends and they all sleep together in one big bed every night

as somebody who has thrown hammer, hot damn that's a good hammer throw

whenever Nestle decides to stop using child slaves i'll get right on that

when the lap cat gets promoted all the way to james bond villain:

Watching the first Resident Evil movie since I was an actual teenager, and you know what? It's actually lit, it has a distinct aesthetic, and the action sequences are legible. That puts it above like 90% of the current slop.

and you're asking some homeless guy who's starving to figure out his macros so he can stay in ketosis so he doesn't get psychotic because he had a muffin somebody gave him?? fuck you dude haha

Weird how when a Dungeons and Daddies gopnik neoliberal quote tweets your account you end up deluged with pigs and coomers in the notifications.

james dyson sucks

making a note to include a recent catastrophic military defeat that was an unbelievable shock to everyone on the imperial side and an obviously inevitable outcome to everyone else when writing about fictional declining empires

Dozens of family run companies that for generations provided TV shows with evil beards for their alt-universe episodes now ruined, forced to offload their stock in a fire sale to prospective Republican politicians

“‘All I’m going to say is that I stand by my decision,’ she said… “Much of the audience at the board meeting broke into cheers and applause after her statement. Chants of ‘shame’ were heard as board members voted to fire her...” www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...

late to the "posts that haunt me" party, but here's a recent favorite

the DOGE dorks need to be held to account to a degree that would make a cenobite tell us to tone it down

hey real quick. don't you fucking dare do the stupid bullying shit you people do at me. Don't even think about it. If you decide I deserve it because of your trauma, I do not, on account of I did not do it to you. If you do this and it causes me any problems, I track you down and harm your property

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

you'd be surprised how much having to follow the scrabble rule for fantasy writing (no proper nouns from earth) changes up how you write stuff

people have gotten a wellness check for less

we built a society based on the idea that you're only a good person deserving of help if you maintain a steady job and then we made it impossible to have one of those no matter what you went to school for or how much money you make

When you see all the people labelled rude, essentially shadowbanning them under the default settings, remember that literally *every single* rude label has been manually applied by a mod. All of them. It's not a filter grepping on cusses, it's someone physically clicking a button.

help out juniper she's pretty and nice

me, every day:

1967 Dodge Deora is a custom cab-over pickup based on a 1965 Dodge A100, designed by Harry Bentley Bradley and built by the Alexander Brothers. It won the 1967 Ridler Award and was among the original 1968 Hot Wheels "Sweet 16" lineup.

I once described a wrestler as, "His gimmick is he's the last man alive who thinks Godsmack is still cool." and to this day I've never described anyone more accurately.

ghislaine should have to hang out with adult dogs at the very least, yeesh

i went to big ass lake and everyone knew you!

They're going to have to rename it Fort Fragg

i like how lucy lawless dresses exactly like how i would have wanted to in most of that decade in the spider-mans

omw to steal ur girl

The citizens of Hawaii are standing up to fascism and giving an ice agent the good ole beat down that he deserves We need to do this everywhere, they can’t stop all of us Nothing will stop these monsters until we learn to fight back Organize and attack ICE agents wherever you can