SURPRISE I am THRILLED to be writing SEVEN WIVES, the launch title of IDW's new Crime line of books. Doing this pitch-black fringe Mormon cult murder mystery with @wyrmsfornerves.bsky.social has been an incredible experience and I can't wait for y'all to read it. www.forbes.com/sites/robsal...

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

the number one job of anybody working in marvel comics editorial at this moment is to get Peach Momoko a new series immediately if not sooner

Eliminate all border restrictions to the free movement of people. Grant automatic citizenship upon request to all residents regardless of how they came to be in the country. These are serious policy proposals; I am not being hyperbolic. We should do this in Canada.

Still, at least you'd never migrate to a foreign country in order to... just click the link. news.mc/2025/09/17/m...

alan dershowitz is still not allowed to eat pierogis even in this ttrpg

Aww Jim, I'm certainly glad you don't drain public resources otherwise that'd make you a fucking hypocrite. Oh wait: www.theguardian.com/business/202...

gigantic intelligent bugs are bird dogging wives all around the country

little spacemen are always flying into the attic to try and steal your memorabilias and curios

look at her. she cronch the apple

Then you read Book of the New Sun and it's like "...I was enchanted at once by the size and voluptuous nature of her large bosom..."

also hammer, in the incredibly unlikely scenario that you need to brain a dude with a track and field hammer toss hammer

to be fair if i was a wizard i would be trying to impress milfs with my dazzling array of spells and sorceries

this is how the Fire Emblem cats have kept the lights on for almost four decades now

i tend to think of myself as a prose cartoonist

Quickly playboy, gather this loot before the dragon returns

...why is it embedded in the wall, you can just put a knife in your pocket

Miss Piggy is an icon

a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world right behind pam bondi

I'm chiinsaw man ちぃんそーマン🪚でキメますっ☆

uni acting like he's a slime monster in a role playing game

its a prima facie bad strat because those bitches are always upset

Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016

one of the best movies of all time, if not the absolute peak of cinema

she's so cool

caminozation, the carcinization of automobiles

this is pretty cool, look at her go

"Jim Boyling, who infiltrated environmental and animal rights activist groups for five years, said senior managers turned a blind eye to undercover officers having deceitful sexual relationships with women, often lasting years."

Dang I knew violating the Comstock Act was cool but I didn’t know it was this cool.

look at aardwolf. look at them frolic in da stream

Notice that what we ostensibly refer to as dystopias are frequently characterized by racial diversity and women's sexuality. Diversity is equated with the urban and the urban is equated with degeneracy. The "natural" remains lauded even in sci fi.

I would conservatively estimate that 90% of literary discourse online is driven by people who literally do not read what they're pontificating about. They complain about contemporary fiction, literary fiction, genre fiction, postmodernism, YA books, whatever that they just do not read.

Sliding is the best 滑るのは最の高ですっ☆

POTATO MILK

So if I have this straight, the airspace around El Paso got shut down for ten days because the military got spooked and fired up the Annihilator Ray 3000 and it was a party balloon

Lol

And perhaps most importantly the flying car inventor wouldn't sell it by saying "Here's the flying car. Fuck you you're poor now lol."

@goddessblade.bsky.social when she is playing computer

🌘 "Starchild" 🌟 Commission for @franzanth.bsky.social & at last another of my Golden Orbits.

it's wild how much time and energy is dedicated to threatening people with AI destroying their livelihood as opposed to actually demonstrating how AI could benefit anyone. it really is all about sticking it to those smug [checks notes] passenger attendants

Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.

One of my fav “blaming young people for the economy” things was when I had a math teacher in school that calculated the difference in price between a McDonalds quarter pounder with cheese and one without cheese and how much you could save if that was what you ate for 20 years and it wasn’t that much

JD Vance hurriedly deleting a reference to the Armenian genocide from X the everything app after severe backlash from the richest man in Turkey, Bugroncypk Matalar, and one of his staunchest supporters, a 34-year-old groyper, Gravey Muntjack.

every day i'm saying this, eventually people will listen

But enough about the freaking senate!!