it's because they agree with him

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dracula sipping out of a diva cup with his pinky out

rumor has it that he shat out all his insides and had to be poured back into his skin with a butt funnel

RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...

they should do a jurassic park that is just wall to wall dinosaurs killing those uptight country club white people from the start of a 1990s rap video

This summer's most entertaining science fiction blockbuster is not in any cinema, it's going door-to-door in a small British seaside town. We'll be nominating "Count Binface's byelection campaign in Clacton-on-Sea" for a Hugo Award.

"I'm not Nigel Farage" Is some pretty powerful political messaging from Count Binface. I honestly can't think of a more compelling message

I like Pitbull because I have no idea if he’s made new music in the past 10 years but he’s always up to something and in different places having adventures like an American Mr Bean

they should make an assassins creed game that's good

Rachel Bitecofer is a Lincoln Project Republican who is constantly saying insanely racist things about Muslims and Arabs. Just a grotesquely soulless human being.

This thing where members of congress keep disappearing for months with health problems and no explanation is bad, but also how would anything be different if every member of congress was in a coma right now

BRITISH RIGHT WINGERS: I got murdered :( The deep state is making me run for office against a bin :( I got asked a question by a journalist :( AMERICAN RIGHT WINGERS:

workers of the world unite! you have nothing to lose and pancakes to gain

Speaks to the state of things when a government tells corporations "We won't let you scam people" and they start screaming that's anti business

according to current scholarship, it's a misconception that the legal/societal practice of "damnatio memoriae" was meant to erase a person from history. It instead sought to impose a permanent, obligatory negativity on references to that person, transfigure their memory to a curse

I'm starting a rumor. He was murdered and they are replacing the carpeting and subflooring to get rid of forensic evidence. www.tmz.com/2026/07/10/m...

i think a Constantine show that hews closely to the old school Delano run of Hellblazer would do numbers, the demon lord of flatulence manipulating the stock market is what the youth of today want to see from their middle aged wizard programs

they don't put enough old foppish queens on tv

feels like a real landmark of impunity that major corporations are making federal crimes part of the interview process

literally political prisoners

wondering if i gotta take a bus trip to pull this off or i can just do it with a VPN

me when i'm trying to be sincere:

how are you in charge of the FBI and you always have to fly out to your shorty

DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist

lesbian me timbers

My favorite lib complaint rn is being outraged that the Federal Bureau of Investigation is having its resources held hostage by a guy that wants to go on vacations while the government is an openly fascist surveillance state Who cares man. What would they be doing otherwise? Rooting out corruption?

we need to bring back upright slappity bass

i find myself dreadfully under the weather

Users with John Brown pfps when you say ‘By any means necessary’

Every cable news discussion of Mamdani treats him like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and then cuts to an image of a man who looks like he was designed in a lab to lead all four grandmas at a wedding in the Cupid Shuffle

they're so comically terrified of not just minorities and muslims, but that the future might involve slightly more taxes and something vaguely resembling regulatory accountability for their broadly unchecked wealth accumulation

haley stevens is trying to become the first politician to get zero votes in a primary

we should have done the morgenthau plan, with some or all of the labeled international zone being allocated to a nascent jewish state

For some reason I never considered wood veneers in old Traveller, but that totally works; sort of like where '60s sci-fi meets the not-quite-steampunk of Final Fantasy 7

Taco Bell has removed several items from menus in certain places to prevent the spread of the diarrhea parasite. Taco Bell is doing more than our government. So that’s how well things are going.

the well ran dry ‘cause they’re all in jail for Pop Punk Allegations ™

ketchup, a bit of black pepper

“Why do WE have to get rid of our rapists but the Republicans don’t?” Setting aside all moral implications, it’s because around 70% (if not more) of Democratic volunteers are women and if they get totally disgusted with the party nobody is winning any elections anymore.

those magical days when cons were about colorful weirdos and finding cheap copies of Marvel Premiere

It's always funny to me that the people who purport to be about the ideals of America often seem to be unconcerned with the ones concerning free speech, freedom of religion, and artistic freedom (It all worked out. Jack White asked them to tour with him)

Just a little bit of advice for the people who write newspaper columns: if you are upset that everyone on Bluesky is yelling at you for being a dumbass, you can reduce the amount of people yelling at you by not writing foolish things. Hope this helps!

i had a nightmare about a guy who was pretending to be lyndon larouche going around my old neighborhood doing crimes for no reason

Uni’s checkup showed he still has blood in his urine. The numbers are improving, but since the symptoms have been lingering, the vet said there’s a risk it could become chronic. He’s still doing well and will be rechecked in two weeks. Thank you for sending Uni your love!

What if this is the one that’s right

wolverine making some extra cash on the side by making prepuce calimari for very particular rich weirdos