"TF2 Scout Gets a BBL"

the next shooter writing r/neoliberal posts on your bullets so guys like matt yglesias will support his gruesome deeds

CHOTINER: Then you dropped it. ME: Yeah. It was worth a lot of— CHOTINER: The quarter. ME: Right. CHOTINER: The one you were flipping near a sewer grate. To impress, what was it? Dames looking for trouble? ME: You know it was dames, man. CHOTINER: They didn't consider that trouble?

doctor: good news. we found a brain tumor tumor haver: what's the bad news?? doctor: bad news? we found it in your ass

Some folks don't vibe with Moonflow because they don't like cool psychedelic splatterpunk stories with lots of cool car chases and hot hot sex, but that's ok. it's when people are "hmm this explicitly fat fetishist character seems kind of fetishizing" that i gotta laugh

have your laughs about the latest scam autism cure if you want. i have bigger problems. the aeromorph fetishist roommate we forgot we had after she sealed herself into a coat closet for 4+ months to goon/edge? she just came back out glowing and levitating & is having us all do pushups for hours

CHOTINER: and you say your sister's name is Phoebe? ME: that is correct, yes. CHOTINER: and you have another sister, twenty-nine years younger than you? ME: Penelope. Yeah, she likes axolotls. CHOTINER: Can she pronounce axolotl? ME: (gigglin') she calls them assolotls. CHOTINER: How droll.

CHOTINER: And you’ve said you’re a lesbian. ME: That’s right, Isaac. CHOTINER: So you’re a woman and you, what, you kiss other women? Have sex with other women? ME: I do both of those things yeah. CHOTINER: That’s so cool. ME: Thanks Isaac

The government is rounding people up and putting them into camps and nobody is talking about it as political violence Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Thinking about that Miyazaki quote about creators of anime nowadays being primarily people who just watch anime and not getting external influences outside of anime in comparison to Uematsu growing up deeply on prog, psychedelic, and electronic music.

Timeline Cleanse from BriskGod

CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again? CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty? CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived CHOTINER: So you’ve said

So that's what they are doing with them.

The absolutely wild thing about getting into Ultraman is roughly once every 20 minutes seeing something insane that makes you realize “oh, this is where [some other formative scene or costume in other media] came from”

Genuinely shocking levels of institutional rot going on in the US. The push to 'both sides' every question has left fucking National Public Radio to say "hey maybe tylenol really does cause autism, many people are asking questions"

the fascists keep going on about how everyone is trying to kill them and this is one fantasy we should give them

#ink #art

this is why you get a heavy woman to be your girlfriend more soothings

that's is why ronald reagan got in trouble for this one:

Like every mf that’s been forced into our public consciousness via him since 2016 has been wack as hell. No swag, unfunny, zero bitches, clearly hated by everyone they’ve ever met, no homies, weird smile, probably fuckin stink and go to hotel breakfasts barefoot and drink milk. You know they type

HAPPY WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY

Research conducted by @transjournalists.org “identified 43 outlets including the Wall Street Journal, The Atlantic and The Daily Beast running with the disproven stories of a ‘trans shooter’ and ‘trans bullets.’”

The fact that one of the pillars of the “anti-woke” movement was the defense of someone declaring they wouldn’t contract HIV in Africa because they are white is…not a coincidence.

Duality of the Moth (🔴🔴) [OC as a character from Hollow Knight/Silksong]

I love ermines so much. I want to raise ermine awareness.

wanting free healthcare: "tankie" wanting literal tanks to crush palestinian toddlers into jelly: "anti-authoritarian patriot"

New gender dropped. Lorraine Bracco photographed by Peter Lindbergh for a Vogue France profile in 1990 to promote Goodfellas.

monitor me if you want, ill send that twink back pregnant

leaf out here telling on herself for secretly being a huge nerd

"It's gauche and uncivil to accurately describe me" is a core view of today's fascists

Fire fighter OC comm for [SaltyStrudel]

lady got pulled off the air two different times while having opposite politics each time because she was just a gigantic asshole to work with

Sentient eyeball: (does some sociopathic shit) Her gays: honestly, work.

People don't understand the point of sex in movies? We went to see The Matrix Reloaded in the theater and my wife turned to me during the rave orgy scene and said "i want to have sex when we get home." That's the fucking point of sex in movies.

check out these plants if you have plant needs

i challenge you to find cooler news today than “despite all odds against American scientific research rn, a CO researcher developed a temperature-stable, single dose rabies vaccine that works bc of particles coated in CANDY & SAPPHIRE, & it could help reduce rabies deaths in places w/o electricity”

Also he built the trophy holding claw thing for the new Battlebots seasons which is 110% rad.

Saying someone is a corporate dick rider is not the same thing as calling them a "literal whore." Actual sex work is FAR more respectable than being a corporate dick rider.

you don’t have to take these people seriously

✶ Pinup Ivy ✶ [sent in response to any fan mail, sealed with a deadly kiss] #art #poisonivy

Presumably meaning he's the one who invites her bull over.

too many people talking about poster's madness not enough people talking about pastor's madness

the most ludicrous part of Catholic converts to me is often how they bypass the serenity or inner beauty or cathedrals of light and sound in the heart in order to go all in on being theocratic fascists

R.I.P. TA: Advocates hold a "Transit Vigil" to mourn RIPTA in advance of devastating service cuts "We are in this position because Governor McKee has decided that the over 35,000 people who ride RIPTA every day, people like you and me, are expendable," said Christopher Bove.