I'm feeling sharey. in 2024 oni-press (due to malevolence or irrresponsibility, I can't say) tried to only deliver half of my royalties for the year. if I hadn't noticed it when I was doing my taxes and called them on it/sicc'd my agent on them I would be out thousands of dollars haha

every time i write about wage theft i do a double take because it's so crazy corporations steal more than $50 bn from workers' paychecks each year, illegally paying workers less than they earned for their labor that significantly exceeds the combined losses from larceny, burglary, & vehicle theft

Uni when he wants a box of marshmallow peeps as a treat:

everybody help out my magical cartooning pal

damn i need to try this

The occupy wall street era should have taught everyone that anyone with Wytch in their name is a fucking loser

when laws are illegal, only outlaws will have laws...

turning 34 tomorrow, made a wishlist for fun

all the people who thought it was a good idea want to maintain their innocence and get mulligans to do it again

this is why we must abhor the beanlet, for they cannot see their own claws and teeth

pooped his pants so hard he slipped and fell on the turds

I'm glad Black Mirror exists and is popular. Pretty good show. The "phone bad, innit" message isn't intended for you, the wise panopticon-knower with adblockers installed. It's intended for users of Threads

My variant on the latest Bombshell & Atomica (written by @comicuno.bsky.social & @philfalcowrites.bsky.social) This one is a spicy (!🌶️) 1950s pulp sapphic romance. Already funded and still rolling - www.kickstarter.com/projects/wil...

It's fucked-up how dialed-in the Monster is. Like being hit in the solar plexus.

It started out as a sex cult but as it went on, we were lured into the leader’s desire to be the CEO of an accounting firm

I watch a documentary about him that the Pan African Film Festival showed. It is excellent.

He is risen

ray of cream

smoothbrains trying to force the bush-era christian right ascendancy back into being are only really prepared to make forced memes & similar content for hateful grandmothers. I don't think whenever there's an actual revival again in the US it's gonna look like 'how dare you wish me happy holidays'

mods!! mods!!

this is it right here. perception creates reality and if they're not talking about it, it's likely because they don't want to speak it into being

Dracula’s Daughter #1 (1991) Honestly this one cracks me up 😅

I have been sent some truly inspired WIP shots from the Mold Maidens these past 48 hours and it’s not supposed to rain. Fuck yeah fuck yeah fuck yeah.

this comic is now a DECADE OLD 🎉

found $50 in one of my drawers last night, hell yeah

this is gonna mess up the economy so bad

supergirl is one of my favorites because she uses her vast powers to be silly

Sopranos: Bunny Edition

hey maybe millennials would be slightly less arrested in their development if the fucking boomers hadn't clung to power and control of the world like the dying skeksis emperor in the beginning of the dark crystal i'm almost 40 and it feels like my generation may as well still be 20

The current moment in tech is loosely understood as software guys getting so evil they made hardware guys discover Marxism from first principles.

gavin newsom: these republicans are FAGGOTS. i hate trannies. mr president, i could murder minorities WAY better than you centrists: wow. he's so ~*~electable~*~ 🤩

damn i want something like this for my birthday which is monday

I used to write the WaPo editorials on US-Africa policy, as well on as human rights and politics on the continent. To describe hundreds of thousands of deaths on the continent as “messy” is an absolute abomination.

this is what @pyramidmaster.bsky.social thinks about in their spare time

“the blue sky people are too mean” no, you’re just mad that transgender people told you to shut up

Nah fam. This is 100% genuine Chainsaw Man.

It’s a plothole that Elmo celebrates his birthday on February 3rd yet he is always turning 3 and a HALF!

Put your money where your mouth is and help a trans woman survive 👇

Oh you like pepperoni pizza? Have you considered dumping honey on it to make it sticky?

Corruption is why the US can't do what sanctioned countries must! "Defense industry associations argue that “right to repair” threatens their intellectual property, which discourages investment in the research and development necessary to keep the U.S. military on the technological cutting-edge."

Normal well-adjusted people don't join Bluesky at all, but if they did, it wouldn't be to follow centrist op-ed renfields. It would be to read posts like this

they can and will come for anyone, chinga la migra

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

Person 1: Nice hat, where did you get it? Person 2: I got it from Dave's Hat Shop. Person 1: No I didn't - I don't even have a hat! VIOLENCE! YOU'RE DOING VIOLENCE ON ME!

"The KKK Memorial Park is staffed by slave labor" is the most Georgia headline of all time