Starmer is going to have to own up to the fact he appointed Mandelson as reward for helping him and McSweeney ratfuck their way to power and also that they knew of & considered his Epstein connection a good thing to ingratiate him with Trump. This is all going to come out eventually, it will leak.

Exactly one year ago today:

Wow it's weird that this keeps happening to him. First Savile at the CPS, now this. Just wild that whenever Starmer is the most senior person in any organisation, everyone refuses to tell him what's going on.

Please please please someone ask starmer “mister prime minister which is it, are you corrupt or are you thick?”

ME: [wincing, covering up Starmer's ears] sorry, do you mind not talking about politics around Keir? He doesn't know about scary things like nuclear war or poverty or Peter Mandelson and we'd like to maintain his innocence for a bit longer KEIR: my father was a drill bit ME: that's right Keir!

Just randomly remembered how good this sandwich was

TERF biological essentialist nonsense would make great comedy if it didn't carry such grim and dehumanising political results.

It costs nothing to go through life with a bit of humility and it also has the upside of you making yourself look like an idiot a whole lot less.

When Boris Johnson prorogued Parliament for reasons of political expediency, Starmer said it was obviously wrong.

It's always interesting to see when the opinion of the general public is sacrosanct (when they hate immigrants or think trans people are scary) and when they don't really know what they're talking about (when they can't afford food and heating or when they want a pay rise)

There must be sort of limit to how much they expect us to pay, because I go to the supermarket and just don’t buy stuff any more if it’s too expensive. I’m not paying £4 for fish fingers. I’m not paying £6 for a pack of mince. I will just subsist on something else. www.lbc.co.uk/article/oliv...

BBC News leading all its bulletins on demands by former Government advisor Lord Robertson for more defence spending, without at any point mentioning his current paid senior role for US defence lobbyists

Just for the record, THIS is what a real doctor looks like

If Stalin had done his job properly, this wouldn't be happening. Alt text: some fucking German scum holding up and illustration of Hitler in a keffiyah while at some event or other. An Israeli flag is visible.

Everyone keeps saying "serving cunt" and it's making me feel really old. I still call them waiters.

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Went to the woods for a walk yesterday and it started raining when we got there then immediately stopped when we left. But it did look pretty.

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

4 days ago. now the strait is closed more than ever - good job, Kier! #playedablinder

Raising my morning commute

Tesco are absolute madmen, first the lasagwich and now this

Rewatched The Shining for the billionth time earlier this week and what I took away from it this time is that Jack Nicholson has a very good technique for eating peanuts

For sale: Brew Dog, never opened

Declaring an Israeli ceasefire on my smoking habit

you can’t even threaten civilization anymore because of woke

I'm deadly serious about this. People seem to think there's no way we could place military sanctions on the US because theyd invade, and if the lesson you've learned from the past weeks/80 years is that the US is capable of winning any war of aggression, I really don't know what to tell you.

*Starmer voice* "It was a defensive nuclear strike launched from US soil within the borders of the United Kingdom, but we are still not involved: I want to be very clear about that."

I found out recently that the "death to America" thing is intentional mistranslation, and the phrase would more accurately be translated as "down with America" which of course sounds way less extreme. Anyway death to America.

the govt grandstanding on kanye west as it meekly enables a world-ending genocide is quintessentially keir starmer's labour

Every single US military installation in Britain or on British overseas territories should be shut down today

Just offered a guy some Revolting Cocks for his daughter’s birthday #thingsyoucansayinthisjobbutprobablynotanyothers

i'm ~90% sure trump is the first president to publicly say both fuck and praise allah, and 100% sure that he's the first to say both a breath apart from one another

he’s going bonkers

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When mum says you can stop for happy meals on the way home from laser quest

Had an ant problem in the kitchen last week, managed to block the way in but keep finding the odd one here and there and I’m too soft to kill them so I keep having to run around with bits of paper to scoop them up and put them back in the yard.

I'm Death Stranding Better than I ever did Looking like a sci-fi postman Carrying a little kid

Starmer as a kind of avatar for centrists. An empty suit and haircut. Middle-class, Middle-Manager Type A. A Sensible Grown Up with an authoritarian streak. Essentially how they see themselves. Admitting that he is a failure takes a level of self-reflection they just aren't capable of.

Me in 2016: “things can’t get weirder than this” Me in in 2020: “things really can’t get weirder than this” Me in 2026, watching Iran launch the Tupac memorial drone at the Illuminati: “I’m happy to be proven wrong”

Starting to see the local community Facebook groups I’m in posting about petrol stations running out of fuel, seems like everything is going well, excited for when shit really hits the fan.

It looks even worse when we consider that AQ and IS are Israeli assets.

fool me once, please don’t do that. fool me twice, c’mon man not again, i asked nicely

Starmer's Britain

Akira tickets booked, I am locked-in.

january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing

Is there anything better than the little hop pigeons do up and down kerbs