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Dan, he/him. Bristol, England
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Leftback
about 6 hours ago
Keir Starmer sitting at his desk, knowing that he can struggle on or by 6pm he could be knocking back his second Kingfisher whilst waiting for his butter chicken and plain naan to turn up.
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STC
about 3 hours ago
Just wild to me that the political class has convinced themselves that it is too expensive just as the technology has moved to the extent that it’s probably going to be *cheaper* than the status quo alternative
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CarolineJMolloy
about 5 hours ago
it really boils down to who do you hate more, rich sex abusers or the left, and I’m afraid that from Thatcher to Starmer we’ve been run by people for whom the answer to that question is “the left”
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sinéad
about 7 hours ago
"Kier Starmer must resign over a decision I supported and celebrated" is the purest distillation of Anas Sarwar, an absolute worm of a man
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“Was I a good political advisor Paddington?” “No Mr McSweeney, you were fucking dogshit”
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James Moran
1 day ago
Paddington gently taking Morgan McSweeney by the hand, leading him to the afterlife McSweeney screaming, I’m not dead, trying to break free Paddington’s grip tightens further, the more McSweeney struggles Paddington does not make mistakes Once he has your hand, your time on Earth is up
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I hate kier starmer more than I have any other politician in my lifetime.
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Peebs 🇵🇸🇻🇪
1 day ago
The problem with Starmerism is that eventually you'll run out of people to throw under the bus.
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃
1 day ago
NEWS
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Robins are noisy as fuck
1 day ago
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without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work “it really depends on the pressing and condition”
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2 days ago
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“The Israeli bobsled team was robbed of their passports and you’re laughing?”
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Morgan McSweeney jumping ship would be funny because we’ll get to see Starmer somehow manage to be even shitter than he is already without his Machiavellian influence
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2 days ago
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Fuckin hate conflict and two of my closest people have fallen out over nothing and it’s doing my nut in.
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Tom Roberts
3 days ago
I do think an underappreciated factor in why Reform are still long odds to form the next government is that they are, to a man, deeply weird freaks.
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Reform by-election candidate suggested people who don’t have kids should pay more tax
Exclusive: The Reform politician’s suggestion would ‘punish millions of women and strip them of their basic dignity to choose’, Labour’s deputy leader warned
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/reform-matt-goodwin-children-tax-gorton-denton-b2914817.html?test_group=lighteradlayout
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ 🏳️🌈
3 days ago
transphobia does not have a 'popular base' in the uk. it's largely a media invention. it's actually quite startling how after a decade of outright propaganda has barely shifted public opinion.
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Metal Gear Solidarity
4 days ago
Mandelson was still a privy councillor yesterday which, for foreign followers, means he was one of many people who get to be in the room when the king goes to the toilet.
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Shamim Malekmian
4 days ago
Found this Bono reference in the Epstein files lol
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Luke O'Neil
4 days ago
A resident named Walter calmly took the mic and recounted an April 9, 1945 newspaper clipping about the liberation of the Ohrdruf concentration camp... "And we don't know exactly how ICE will use this warehouse. But we know enough."
www.welcometohellworld.com/a-surprise-z...
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Enjoying this young fellow rapping about getting caught smoking weed in his car by his mum that the Instagram algo sent me
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$TINKBOY
4 days ago
Kier Starmer to perform a live 'apology rap' in a move his closest allies are calling 'misguided' and 'a mistake'
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BREAKING 🚨 Sir Keir Starmer “has full confidence” in Sir Keir Starmer
4 days ago
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On the other other place now too
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Largactyl (@largactyl) / UpScrolled
Follow @largactyl on UpScrolled
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5 days ago
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$TINKBOY
5 days ago
Drop some DOGS 🐕 🦮🖤🐩🐕🦺
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Great stuff from the Temu adverts as always
5 days ago
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The russiagate brain-poisoned libs who sincerely think Epstein was spying for Putin rather than a Mossad agent are absolutely fucking hopeless.
5 days ago
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Lee
5 days ago
This cracked me up 🤣🤣
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ITS A LITTLE BIG FANNY
5 days ago
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Wanna get my mate a functional but as cheap as possible android phone to get him online, he’s in his 60s - what should I be looking at/what price?
6 days ago
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Tina-Desiree Berg
7 days ago
Another agent gets pelted with snowballs
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Successfully replaced the battery and reprogrammed the fob of a car key all on my own
7 days ago
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lol they even did the Corbyn hat job on him. Mossad are getting sloppy man.
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8 days ago
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“A certain Andrew W, no that’s too obvious, let’s say A. Windsor”
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8 days ago
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Yelling at racists on Facebook with my full name attached just to feel something
8 days ago
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ABBA fucking slap don’t they, just wall to wall bangers
9 days ago
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TAX RETURN VANQUISHED
12 days ago
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Get that hustle.
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12 days ago
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Got to the point where I can’t procrastinate doing my tax return any more fml
12 days ago
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These posts boil down to “why didn’t you sell out your principles to kick the inevitable fascism can our politics has created down the road another four years”
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13 days ago
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I’m a Big John the boshfather number one stan, just a nice wholesome guy who likes big dinners, is immune to cunt grifts, loves his wife.
17 days ago
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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋
18 days ago
looked this up on getty's site to check that its real its real i know i'm the "it's not gonna happen" guy but... that doesnt look great, does it
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$TINKBOY
18 days ago
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Emoji Caresser
19 days ago
X's product head has multiple brushes with death from failing to chew
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Wake up babe, new awful silent hill movie just dropped
18 days ago
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Philip O'Connor
18 days ago
Israel bans white Western journalists from Gaza (I have volunteered to go there) so it can murder brown Arab journalists with impunity - mind you, I'd say they'd have no qualms about killing us too, if they had the chance. And the West's response? Silence and complicity.
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Smooth Dunk
19 days ago
[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
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Bronx in a six Thomas Skinner, how’s tricks 🎶
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