The Fluid™️

It’s entirely unsurprising, but no less jarring, to have grown-up with it drilled into us how trial by jury differentiates Great Britain™ from barbarism, only to see it revoked with barely a shrug of the shoulders from the sensibles.

Just made some v good ramen but the cat is not impressed

Interesting times we live in when America is reverse-engineering Iranian drones

I hate those fucking gormless animated Facebook avatars all the boomers have on their profiles. You see someone being racist, try to find out who they are and some cartoon version of the cunt starts waving at you.

RTD MUST GO

Twitter’s down, brace yourselves

Thames Water boss addressing shareholders on its half year profits of £400 million

Spotted @streathamrovers.bsky.social on the old Instagram feed

Occasionally forget my baccy and nick a cigarette off my dad and fuck me, how he’s reached the age of 66 smoking 20 benson golds a day I have no idea. It’s like inhaling burnt carpet.

when Michael Phelps was dominating US swimming there was endless coverage of all his genetic advantages. His wingspan, the way his body processed lactic acid, on and on and on. Nobody, not one person, floated the idea of kicking him out of the sport for genetic advantages

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

why exactly do Americans call grilling broiling, is a grill something different

*welsh accent* Things are getting strange, I'm starting to worry This could be a case for

Curious Word Choices.

the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all

The numbers in here are hilarious. Do you use AI on the job? Execs: 87% Managers: 57% Workers: 27% Planned investment by 2030: $5T "Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B Current annual revenue: $50B

taking the absolute piss, that’s a 53% increase?!

Since a homophobic attack on his niece, his party has introduced multiple anti-LGBTQIA+ policies and the UK has fallen steeply in human rights rankings https://www.wearequeeraf.com/keir-starmer-shocked-his-anti-lgbtqia-rhetoric-is-creating-anti-lgbtqia-sentiment/

Egg mayo/tuna/club - triangle Bacon/egg/sausage/cheese - halfs I don’t make the rules

“I was just following otters.”

All of this “woe is me my house is now really expensive and so a tax is unfair” stuff completely negates to acknowledge the implicit fact that the house owner has made an insane profit by doing absolutely nothing

Labour's growing authoritarianism is deeply sinister. This week, they've: - Swapped judges last minute in the high-profile Palestine Action ban review - Proposed removing the right of trial by jury for most offences - Planned to abolish appeals in the asylum system

So turns out in the UK, it’s only a crime to sexually harass a child over the course of several weeks if she’s NOT transgender. Live and learn.

anyone who uses the phrase “strivers and skivers” should be locked in some sort virtual reality mind torture prison for what feels like ten thousand years.

I can only imagine his niece is as disappointed in him as every other LGBTQ+ individual in the UK, that he and his party are responsible for a rise in anti-trans sentiment creating a more hostile environment for LGBTQ+ generally.

The stupid fucking adaptive brightness thing on iPhone is so fucking annoying

Probably my favourite YouTube series, watching this guy tear up this song in a genre he’s never played before after one listen in one take is incredible. youtu.be/_eO8Wy5a6t0?...

fuckin love the misfits, back on my misfits shit. goofy elvis horror songs, insane lore, giant beefy guitarist who knows four chords and makes his own guitar out of lumps of graphite, six million different drummers, cat litter, silly haircuts.

[Explaining a chippie to an American] imagine a burger joint where there’s substantially fewer burgers than french fries, which also aren’t french fries

Accidentally became a Reddit guy, help

'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain' #Iran 🇮🇷

"Legoheads, assemble!"

@parodypm.bsky.social given up on trying to parody the actual prime minister i see

Back on my Stardew Valley shit, cosy maxxing

elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL elon pauses location feature

Down a Wikipedia rabbithole and this drawing of Yakub by Dwight York is sending me. Of course this guy invented the nefarious whitey with his giant ass evil scientist head.

The bit in this where Rick absolutely belts out the ad-lib “if a ten ton truck FUUUCKS the both us…” plays in my brain quite often youtu.be/wQ0rEnp8kmw?...

Morrissey, somehow managing to be a more ridiculous version of Stewart Lee’s ‘These days if you say you’re English’ parody

I know it's asking a lot for journalists to be educated about what fascism is on an ideological and philosophical level, but this kind of thing is *unambiguously* fascism.

Your bills are up, your rents doubled, there’s shit in the rivers and the sea, your local community centre has closed down and the only shops left open are bookies and poundlands - but the government’s number one priority is assigning a genital inspector to every public toilet.

me watching the uk try to figure out how to ban trans people from bathrooms without inconveniencing any cis people

Why is life so shit and yet so expensive? Seems a bit unfair, like pick one, world.

TROUT SPUNK TROUT SPUNK GET THAT TROUT SPUNK INJECTED IN YOUR FACE SO YOUR SKIN LOOKS FRESH AND PLUMP 🎵

Cis people, how many times have you been asked to describe how you masturbate, and what you think about when you do, to access healthcare on the NHS?