I have upgraded the cuck chair for the next generation

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says 15 miles to the

Starmer’s Britain.

Now Shein’s having a pop

That’s enough Temu for today I think

In a detail which will surprise no one, the first of the "patriots" to plead guilty to offences connected to the rioting in Southampton on Tuesday night has a criminal record as long as your arm, including.... possessing a knife.

Holy shit lol dark George Lucas was fucking cooking so hard with this deleted scene from the Phantom Menace

I’m paying for your retirement Thangam, because even though you were so shit we Bristolians sacked you, you were rewarded for your failure with a cushy job for life in the lords.

“Maybe the basis of our society should be making sure everyone can survive rather than voodoo economics that only benefit the super rich ” “You idiot bastard!!! You fucking moron!!”

this poncy middle class festival is getting ripped on Facebook for having a dress code lol

When the waiter tells you "Are you sure, it is very spicy":

just felt a light breeze, there may actually be a god

Setting up a fake Marks & Spencer’s with a big sign in it that reads “GENDER NEUTRAL CHANGING ROOMS & COMPLAINTS DEPT.” and then putting a punji pit in front to thin out terfs

This is what they do to foreigners on camera, let alone Palestinians behind closed doors. Nation of animals.

Bring back proper car adverts

Talk of the Greens stepping aside for Burnham is completely irrelevant because even if they doubled their vote share it wouldn’t cover the votes Labour will lose to Reform

Huge concern in New York that Zohran Mamdani is spending $122 million on schools and hiring 1,000 school teachers when that money could be buying bombs for Israel

Given myself hantavirus and I’m gonna squirrel around the Unite The Kingdom rally rubbing on dickheads like a bubonic pustule. Trying snorting coke when your nostril’s falling off Tommy!

Quote posts disabled lol - but Zack really needs to learn not to apologise to these bad faith cunts for anything. They are like sharks, any blood in the water is a sign to attack harder. Just ignore them or tell them to fuck off, no one who’s voting green is going to give a shit.

Just got teabagged in Battlefield. Some things never change.

The fact that a neo-Nazi teenager who attempted to behead a Kurdish barber in Bristol last year has just been sentenced to almost 20 years in prison isn’t *national* news is enormously telling. It’s really not just a South West story, is it?

Four paragraphs in before they mention the Muslim victim.

Fuck offffff

It's interesting how it is always the left wing's fault that fascists rise to power, as opposed to the centre's. This is, of course, despite the fact that the centre are the ones in power who have declared that racism is 'reasonable', transphobia is acceptable, and the disabled don't need money.

Wes Streeting, the member for Palantir North.

Found this in my archives

Bit brave this - despite being historically one of the safest Labour seats in the country, the area has shifted almost entirely to Reform, with Labour being completely wiped out in the locals. There's a pretty reasonable chance that Andy Burnham won't even get elected here.

who up tossing they weasel

GTA 6 Loading screen ass advert

Toss Your Weasel Wednesday!

😂😅🤣 Alberta Mounties apprehend fox with mouthful of stolen hot dogs www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/vide...

LGB Alliance concerned abusive conversion practices will be banned. From their own mouth.

The anthropologists’ lawsuits against news outlets reporting the story haven’t helped. www.axios.com/local/philad...

“Big” Barry Gardiner is sat behind Starmer in the commons holding a copy of The Fraud lol

IF YOU TOLERATE THIS, THEN YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE NEXT IS A SONG WRITTEN BY WELSH COMMUNISTS ABOUT THE SPANISH CIVIL WAR AND THE THREAT OF NATIONALIST FASCISM.

This is fucking mental. Protesters in the UK can now be convicted of criminal damage but be sentenced as terrorists despite never having been convicted of a terror offence and without the jury knowing anything about it. Just a un unbelievable abuse of power by Justice Johnson.

"TRANS PEOPLE TOOK MY FAMILY AWAY!" "Pipe down, you bigheaded, sissy porn-obsessed, cum-sodden twat. They left because you're an irredeemable piece of shit who can't log off. Gulag time for you, fuckface."

This man must not be allowed to be prime minister

wholesome throwback to when everyone decided to fall asleep on me

Saw someone describing tonight as “The Night Of The Blunt Knives” lmao

Evergreen headline.

Reading up on the Soft Cell version of Tainted Love and apparently Marc Almond and David Ball didn’t actually like the incredible segue into Where Did Our Love Go? on the 12”!

she knows what’s she’s doing

Artist’s impression:

Guy who gets Fred West and Fred Durst mixed up

I remember on one of the earlier marches, Glinner was on the Israel side and someone supporting him tried to frame it as 'whose side are you on, Graham Linehan or Hamas?' like the answer wasn't obviously Hamas.

Rolf Harris is looking well

It’s so Starmover www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1...