Keir Starmer sitting at his desk, knowing that he can struggle on or by 6pm he could be knocking back his second Kingfisher whilst waiting for his butter chicken and plain naan to turn up.

Just wild to me that the political class has convinced themselves that it is too expensive just as the technology has moved to the extent that it’s probably going to be *cheaper* than the status quo alternative

it really boils down to who do you hate more, rich sex abusers or the left, and I’m afraid that from Thatcher to Starmer we’ve been run by people for whom the answer to that question is “the left”

"Kier Starmer must resign over a decision I supported and celebrated" is the purest distillation of Anas Sarwar, an absolute worm of a man

“Was I a good political advisor Paddington?” “No Mr McSweeney, you were fucking dogshit”

Paddington gently taking Morgan McSweeney by the hand, leading him to the afterlife McSweeney screaming, I’m not dead, trying to break free Paddington’s grip tightens further, the more McSweeney struggles Paddington does not make mistakes Once he has your hand, your time on Earth is up

I hate kier starmer more than I have any other politician in my lifetime.

The problem with Starmerism is that eventually you'll run out of people to throw under the bus.

NEWS

Robins are noisy as fuck

without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work “it really depends on the pressing and condition”

“The Israeli bobsled team was robbed of their passports and you’re laughing?”

Morgan McSweeney jumping ship would be funny because we’ll get to see Starmer somehow manage to be even shitter than he is already without his Machiavellian influence

Fuckin hate conflict and two of my closest people have fallen out over nothing and it’s doing my nut in.

I do think an underappreciated factor in why Reform are still long odds to form the next government is that they are, to a man, deeply weird freaks. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

transphobia does not have a 'popular base' in the uk. it's largely a media invention. it's actually quite startling how after a decade of outright propaganda has barely shifted public opinion.

Mandelson was still a privy councillor yesterday which, for foreign followers, means he was one of many people who get to be in the room when the king goes to the toilet.

Found this Bono reference in the Epstein files lol

A resident named Walter calmly took the mic and recounted an April 9, 1945 newspaper clipping about the liberation of the Ohrdruf concentration camp... "And we don't know exactly how ICE will use this warehouse. But we know enough." www.welcometohellworld.com/a-surprise-z...

Enjoying this young fellow rapping about getting caught smoking weed in his car by his mum that the Instagram algo sent me

Kier Starmer to perform a live 'apology rap' in a move his closest allies are calling 'misguided' and 'a mistake'

BREAKING 🚨 Sir Keir Starmer “has full confidence” in Sir Keir Starmer

On the other other place now too share.upscrolled.com/en/user/5837...

Drop some DOGS 🐕 🦮🖤🐩🐕‍🦺

Great stuff from the Temu adverts as always

The russiagate brain-poisoned libs who sincerely think Epstein was spying for Putin rather than a Mossad agent are absolutely fucking hopeless.

This cracked me up 🤣🤣

ITS A LITTLE BIG FANNY

Wanna get my mate a functional but as cheap as possible android phone to get him online, he’s in his 60s - what should I be looking at/what price?

Another agent gets pelted with snowballs

Successfully replaced the battery and reprogrammed the fob of a car key all on my own

lol they even did the Corbyn hat job on him. Mossad are getting sloppy man.

“A certain Andrew W, no that’s too obvious, let’s say A. Windsor”

Yelling at racists on Facebook with my full name attached just to feel something

ABBA fucking slap don’t they, just wall to wall bangers

TAX RETURN VANQUISHED

Get that hustle.

Got to the point where I can’t procrastinate doing my tax return any more fml

These posts boil down to “why didn’t you sell out your principles to kick the inevitable fascism can our politics has created down the road another four years”

I’m a Big John the boshfather number one stan, just a nice wholesome guy who likes big dinners, is immune to cunt grifts, loves his wife.

looked this up on getty's site to check that its real its real i know i'm the "it's not gonna happen" guy but... that doesnt look great, does it

X's product head has multiple brushes with death from failing to chew

Wake up babe, new awful silent hill movie just dropped

Israel bans white Western journalists from Gaza (I have volunteered to go there) so it can murder brown Arab journalists with impunity - mind you, I'd say they'd have no qualms about killing us too, if they had the chance. And the West's response? Silence and complicity.

[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

Bronx in a six Thomas Skinner, how’s tricks 🎶