‘Tis the weekend, fookin’ finally 😩

The genie crashed

Hmm

Dafuq

The Supreme Court:

Weheeheh www.ft.com/content/00c2...

😉

My wife really hates it when my 20-year-old neighbor sunbathes topless Me, I'm on the fence.

Living this now

It’s destiny

This is a hydration checkpoint

Say less

Why learn to code when you can use an LLM and pay a subscription fee for the rest of your life.

Andrew: I'm worried I'll be alone on my birthday Thames Valley Police: Relax

Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties

I have a feeling that Prince Andrew’s inability to perspire might have been cured this morning.

UK: Prince Andrew arrested. South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life. Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence. USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.

LOL

Emotional support bacon should be a thing

I don’t have guilty pleasures, i like what i like idgaf

Na, ez onmagaban is indok lenne hogy NE a fideszre szavazzunk 🤣 "Orban remek munkat vegez, mondta a fogalmatlan oreg pedofil, aki mindent osszeb@sz amihez nyul" telex.hu/kulfold/2026...

loooooooooooololol

Wait, what? Consequences?! What a rare sight!

My god, I hate Meta with a burning passion.

Well, fuck you, Marky boy. www.ft.com/content/0c6d...

gm

Me: I’m terrified of all the furniture in Ikea stores. Therapist: There’s a lot to unpack there. Me: [screams]

As a Leftist, this is technology I am pretty excited about! I think more billionaires should keep trying!

OpenAI Unveil “Final Slogan”

Something for some of you (and me) today... From that book I posted yesterday.

Me: *completes one (1) single task* My brain: Incredible. Stunning performance. You have earned 6 hours of dissociation. Take the rest of the week off. You are a hero.

"Ipswitch" sounds like both a city and a network device.

Found your dad's favourite shoes

444.hu/2026/02/18/n... Oszod, baszod? Azt bezzeg nem tartottad elfogadhatatlannak, te puhatestu te.

unsolicited advice

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