This relay is mental. No baton, just a push on the butt.

The speed skating relay is almost as bonkers as the Madison on the bike track! #SportsPosting

Good Morning

cool tip: read the whole thread

OK, HEAR ME OUT

Good Morning

The first flight was location: globalization and containerization, just move your production to the most profitable and exploitable place, the second flight was time: expand access to credit instead of raising wages, financialization, mine money out of the future

Again, this is all the third flight of capital crisis: flight from reality.

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

Ben I’ve got Chinese for four for one, I’ve already ordered in another type of Chinese, I’m one bath and one glass of wine down and the twinks are on the projector

I'm betting I could have put my dear friend Jamie on this infographic too.

Roses are red Also can be white It might happen Maybe tonight

Some fancy #WeirdCarBS from Gregk Also, listen to @bloodwork.show

I don't want self-driving cars. I want cars with speed governors and doors that won't open when cyclists are approaching.

got catatonia's "mulder and scully" stuck in my head and had completely forgotten the music video features two m&s lookalikes making out furiously, if you weren't around for the 90s there's no real way to get across how furiously the entire planet was rooting for those two to do it

Sussan Ley deserved to be removed as Australian Liberal leader purely on the basis of that superfluous double s I will not be taking any questions on phonetically superfluous consonant doubling at this point

I think the people of this country have had enough of tax-exile billionaires.

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

“my ‘we’re not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process’ shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the shirt”

The language of bullies and narcissists.

My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site

Dudes Rock

That's 100% why I created leavesubstack.com -- got tired of re-hashing the points; wanted to make a simple 1-pager.

Ok, from a middle aged cis woman, I just want to say Gender euphoria and racial/ethnic pride are just the most beautiful things. I love when people are happy about who they are! Please, if you feel safe, please post pictures that makes you most happy about you! We love to see it!

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

TIL that there is a Polish Doughnut Day five days before Pancake Day and I am excite. Gonna find me a polish bakery next week!

i got stuck explaining fascism to an 8-year-old who had seen the word on a protest sign. explaining gay is trivial.

They should definitely have a wing suit ski jump competition as well. Let's see some 250m jumps! Yes, Badbeard is #SportsPosting

Can't believe we cancelled Disney+ the same week a new Muppet show came out. D'oh!

I've really enjoyed Doom Patrol, four series of silliness, and on the second last one they decide to do a musical episode. Might not watch the finale. Ruined.

Bloody cyclists

at this point when someone gets on substack I just assume that they know and don't care.

Entire world: welcome to the “decathlon,” ten classic athletic skills in one event! Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Boyd: The old world’s dyin’, Raylan Givens. The new one strugglin’ to be born. It is a time of monsters. Dewey Crowe shooting up from behind the bar, visibly worried: You mean like zombies and shit? Raylan: I think he means himself. Dewey, eyes darting back and forth: You a zombie, Boyd?

For the first time in my life I have penis envy.

we must go back in time and prevent this Event

No new pictures, where are you mentally? (On seeing Mr Nipples)

There's no easy way to say this: isthmus

Dawn Foster Was Right

An ekranoplan for everyone according to their needs.

Did GCHQ write this?

One of the best takes about delivery riders from Tom here. Well worth your time to read.

There’s a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He’s Elvis Kirsty MacColl (RIP)