Badbeard
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Cycledork. Cyberdork. All dork, all the time. ✊🐸 he/him
The Christmas Tree Monster wishes you a Very Merry Day.
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Oregon 🕎🎲
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How to make a joke for all generations 68±1
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Good Evening
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Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings "Ain't No Chimneys In The Projects" OFFICIAL VIDEO
YouTube video by DaptoneRecords
https://youtu.be/N3jvDeHLkgo
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Tokyo Sexwhale
about 16 hours ago
If you do get one of these for Christmas please be a responsible owner and pick-up after them.
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Cool Bike Art
about 6 hours ago
Christmas Delivery Artist: Jose Frappa (1854-1904)
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Thank the lord cheeses for dishwashers.
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Thank the lord cheeses for dishwashers.
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Daniel Kibblesmith
about 6 hours ago
Belle: hey Scrooge: sup Belle: left the house again Scrooge: lol Scrooge: did they do the song Belle: 🫠
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All I want for Christmas is...
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All I want for Christmas is...
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John Leavitt
about 14 hours ago
AND A HAPPY CHEESMAS TO ALL
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Happiest of days to all my Pocket Pals, IRL, online, and parasocial*. I love you all and wish you all full tummies and warm joyful tidings. Lang may yer lums reek. Bx *In case they are secretly reading my skeets.
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The Boney M is on IT'S CHRISTMAS!
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Is This Hell? 🏳️🌈
about 18 hours ago
Music Time
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'Fairytale of New York' played at Shane MacGowan's funeral
YouTube video by RTÉ News
https://youtu.be/6s8lvnSmISc
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Turns out I am getting a lie in.
#ProofOfCat
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Happiest of days to all my Pocket Pals, IRL, online, and parasocial*. I love you all and wish you all full tummies and warm joyful tidings. Lang may yer lums reek. Bx *In case they are secretly reading my skeets.
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Search your first name then 'glamour shot' and post a photo
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Time for a proper Xmas movie!
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How I'm turning up to the bsky Xmas party. Also just my normal Thursday outfit.
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How I'm turning up to the bsky Xmas party. Also just my normal Thursday outfit.
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Chris Lintott
1 day ago
Parents & anyone else up early on Christmas morning: there’s a bright pass of the International Space Station over the UK, just after 6.15. Well, I say it’s the ISS. Could be Santa heading home… Exact timings for where you are at
www.heavens-above.com/PassSummary....
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ISS - Visible Passes
Satellite predictions and other astronomical data customised for your location.
https://www.heavens-above.com/PassSummary.aspx?satid=25544
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This is incredible research. I grew up (Somerset) with 🎶Robin flew away🎶 but my cousins (West Lothian) were staunch 🎶Robin laid an egg🎶 advocates.
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Ray (Krampus mode)
2 days ago
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
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Duke and Duke
2 days ago
It's again that time of year when people mock our firm for falling victim to a pair of scammers, based on a slanted documentary which did not paint our efforts at inclusive hiring in a fair light.
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Just an exceptional Five Star Three Star Movie. A fine example of the marque.
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Everything's a Christmas Movie if you try hard enough.
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Rob Toftness
2 days ago
The Onion has new competition for best bike headline
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Pru
2 days ago
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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Jim Calabro
2 days ago
gen z sysadmins be like rm -fr
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HappyToast
3 days ago
It’s the Ghost of last minute Christmas Shopping come to help you pull your hair out.
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A great thread.
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3 days ago
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In and out of the city by 10.30. Xmas shopping like a pro.
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Kate Watson
3 days ago
Legalise drugs and ban betting.
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Picked up some Golden Oldies for my fairygooddaughter!
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Ellie F
3 days ago
Truly begging people to stop using capitalism as a synonym for commerce. Exchange of money for goods and services is not capitalism. Unless you’re going to do a Marxist analysis, you can just say consumerism or commercialism if you want to talk about people buying things.
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As someone who has read Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea's Illuminatus! Trilogy more than once I can't help seeing the work of the MGT/Invisible Hand/E.L.F. in the incompetent redactions and the 'accidental' release of 60 minutes. I salute all my comrades in subversive arms. 🫡
#fnord
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Scott Bryan
3 days ago
This is how I would end the news if I was reading the news.
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Bossett
3 days ago
not only do we need to break 'AI' into its various technical iterations (LLMs ≠ AI) we need to work out a way to break it into its *social* purposes because 'machine vision for conservation' & 'replacing concept artists' are concepts so far removed it's impossible to have one conversation at a time
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I got the mud measles again!
#bikesky
#RidesABike
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Bevis Musson
4 days ago
We're in the home stretch now so we'll have two Christmas songs for the next three days. Starting with the only Santa Baby that matters. Kylie and Pupinni Sisters give it a good go, Cher brings a distinct weirdness, and we do not speak if Madonna, Gwen Stefani or Michel Buble in this house.
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NEW 🎄 Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt {Stereo} 1953
YouTube video by Smurfstools Oldies Music Time Machine
https://youtu.be/UDS5RAaCl3U?si=476R7QZS-SYDoGkt
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I am once again in awe of the power of catching up with your oldest friends. What a tonic!
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chiller
5 days ago
WHEEZING
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I am once again in awe of the power of catching up with your oldest friends. What a tonic!
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Chaucer Doth Tweet
5 days ago
The shorteste daye The longest nighte Welcome, sun Welcome, lighte
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Festive Doll: A Jeb With No Name
5 days ago
The three genders
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Wheeeeeeee!
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A thousand year curse on the fucker that didn't clean up their dog's shit though. Bleurgh.
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Managed to get out for a spin in the gorgeous sunshine. Perfect winters day.
#bikesky
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New placemat that
@threadinburgh.scot
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