The Christmas Tree Monster wishes you a Very Merry Day.

How to make a joke for all generations 68±1

Good Evening

If you do get one of these for Christmas please be a responsible owner and pick-up after them.

Christmas Delivery Artist: Jose Frappa (1854-1904)

Thank the lord cheeses for dishwashers.

Thank the lord cheeses for dishwashers.

Belle: hey Scrooge: sup Belle: left the house again Scrooge: lol Scrooge: did they do the song Belle: 🫠

All I want for Christmas is...

All I want for Christmas is...

AND A HAPPY CHEESMAS TO ALL

Happiest of days to all my Pocket Pals, IRL, online, and parasocial*. I love you all and wish you all full tummies and warm joyful tidings. Lang may yer lums reek. Bx *In case they are secretly reading my skeets.

The Boney M is on IT'S CHRISTMAS!

Music Time

Turns out I am getting a lie in. #ProofOfCat

Happiest of days to all my Pocket Pals, IRL, online, and parasocial*. I love you all and wish you all full tummies and warm joyful tidings. Lang may yer lums reek. Bx *In case they are secretly reading my skeets.

Search your first name then 'glamour shot' and post a photo

Time for a proper Xmas movie!

How I'm turning up to the bsky Xmas party. Also just my normal Thursday outfit.

How I'm turning up to the bsky Xmas party. Also just my normal Thursday outfit.

Parents & anyone else up early on Christmas morning: there’s a bright pass of the International Space Station over the UK, just after 6.15. Well, I say it’s the ISS. Could be Santa heading home… Exact timings for where you are at www.heavens-above.com/PassSummary....

This is incredible research. I grew up (Somerset) with 🎶Robin flew away🎶 but my cousins (West Lothian) were staunch 🎶Robin laid an egg🎶 advocates.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.

It's again that time of year when people mock our firm for falling victim to a pair of scammers, based on a slanted documentary which did not paint our efforts at inclusive hiring in a fair light.

Just an exceptional Five Star Three Star Movie. A fine example of the marque.

Everything's a Christmas Movie if you try hard enough.

The Onion has new competition for best bike headline

Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad

gen z sysadmins be like rm -fr

It’s the Ghost of last minute Christmas Shopping come to help you pull your hair out.

A great thread.

In and out of the city by 10.30. Xmas shopping like a pro.

Legalise drugs and ban betting.

Picked up some Golden Oldies for my fairygooddaughter!

Truly begging people to stop using capitalism as a synonym for commerce. Exchange of money for goods and services is not capitalism. Unless you’re going to do a Marxist analysis, you can just say consumerism or commercialism if you want to talk about people buying things.

As someone who has read Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea's Illuminatus! Trilogy more than once I can't help seeing the work of the MGT/Invisible Hand/E.L.F. in the incompetent redactions and the 'accidental' release of 60 minutes. I salute all my comrades in subversive arms. 🫡 #fnord

This is how I would end the news if I was reading the news.

not only do we need to break 'AI' into its various technical iterations (LLMs ≠ AI) we need to work out a way to break it into its *social* purposes because 'machine vision for conservation' & 'replacing concept artists' are concepts so far removed it's impossible to have one conversation at a time

I got the mud measles again! #bikesky #RidesABike

We're in the home stretch now so we'll have two Christmas songs for the next three days. Starting with the only Santa Baby that matters. Kylie and Pupinni Sisters give it a good go, Cher brings a distinct weirdness, and we do not speak if Madonna, Gwen Stefani or Michel Buble in this house.

I am once again in awe of the power of catching up with your oldest friends. What a tonic!

WHEEZING

I am once again in awe of the power of catching up with your oldest friends. What a tonic!

The shorteste daye The longest nighte Welcome, sun Welcome, lighte

The three genders

Wheeeeeeee!

A thousand year curse on the fucker that didn't clean up their dog's shit though. Bleurgh.

Managed to get out for a spin in the gorgeous sunshine. Perfect winters day. #bikesky

New placemat that @threadinburgh.scot might enjoy.