It still counts as listening if you read the book version of the audiobook.

I am at the airport, travelling for work for the first time in about 15 years. I do not miss it. Today I have discovered that insulated gilet under suit jacket is a thing and I am hear for it. Be cosy business man.

Hey @katie.bzky.team, check this out. Mandani's a gooner.

You can never find a hose any more when you're thirsty.

I love the Winter Olympics let’s all get frostbite and fall down a mountain

This one is definitely worth your time.

Did you know, Flymo hover mowers are over 60 years old.

Yup. We have formally entered the age of illusion.

[Immediately adds to Watch Later]

Great club, terrible bouncers.

Test

Me: Oh eff off Tesco with your Xmas shit out in September. Also me:

It was a braw night last night. #Edinburgh #Sunset #ForthBridge

It was a braw night last night. #Edinburgh #Sunset #ForthBridge

Lovely stuff

Since this whole debate is still happening, and since we are still not listening I will summarize what I understand the argument to be in the Lingua Franca of white nerds: Lord of the Rings analogies.

You can kill the man, but you cannot kill the Toot.

"a man two friends short of a podcast" is the most vicious thing I've ever seen written about someone on god's own internet

Managed to get this on the way down.

I got high at sunset.

See, artisanal, also.

smithers I'm beginning to think that jeremy corbyn is not the tactical genius I thought he was

Good Morning

Good morning @sentimentbot.bsky.social, what energy should I be bringing into Friday?

Good morning, happy Friday. This thread has reminded me of a ton of great movies. Might be time to get my partner into Kung Fu.

Have Disney pulled the Indiana Jones movies for being mean to nazis yet?

i am not surprised to see authoritarians and fascists take aim at hollywood specifically because they understand its power, and i am pained to see this happen, but i can also say this: CREATIVITY and STORYTELLING and ART cannot be stopped, not on a small scale, not on the large scale

embrace paradox! and don't embrace paradox! paradox haiku!

Trying to work out if buying this wonderful piece of #WeirdCarBS will earn me divorce papers.

Actually it’s about ethics in late night tv comedy

Trans rights are human rights

Camus explains how liberalism won't help you get out of fascism.

Bishop: Did you complete the painting of San Sebastián for the altarpiece Painter: Yes, your eminence, and we made him real fucking sexy just like you asked

I regret nothing, I don't apologize, kiss my ass.

Reminder: The existence of these in most Scottish supermarkets and corner shops is proof that anyone shilling for the notion that multiculturalism can't work on this island is a charlatan

@leavittalone.bsky.social I just saw this and feel compelled to share with you. Not sure why.

@llbroadwell.bsky.social Have you seen Bafang's new 3 speed IGH rear hub? Looks very promising for clean builds. bikebiz.com/bafang-revol...

Competition for most British sign on the Trump March won handily by: “Don’t give him the good biscuits!”

Bike lanes.

coates is genuinely a generational writer

The power of cinema! Sneakers is definitely getting a rewatch this weekend.

Important Thread (Thank you Rah)

Do. Not. RSVP. To. A. Protest. It. Is. Not. Brunch.

John's right.