Scottish Festivals - May 2026 Haar Haar

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People always talk about the distorted Skull at the bottom of "Ambassadors" by Holbein, but never ask how Chas and Dave posed for a portrait painted in 1533.

Google in the 2020s is basically Vesta as a trusted curry source in the 90s.

As Marx* said: "Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well, I have others." Disgraceful from Labour. *Groucho www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

You can't park there mate!

Behave accordingly

"Which is heavier: a tonne of steel or a tonne of feathers?" but for cycling advocates who reject throttle ebikes: Which has higher top speed & mass: a throttle ebike with the same top speed & mass as a legal pedal assist ebike or the legal pedal assist ebike it has the same top speed & mass as?

Sage, and eternal, advice

the answer to the "is e-biking really biking?" debate is "who cares"

anyway www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK-E...

He could do one thing today and another thing tomorrow without being defined by such activities. Thus far, only AI has lived up to this dream, as it's employed to make art and bomb countries without ever being an artist or a pilot.

Marx dreamed of a world where you wouldn't be pigeonholed by your job. As he put it, a man could hunt in the morning, fish in the afternoon, and critique ideas at dinner without ever being a hunter, fisherman, or critic.

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

I’m tired of ‘you implied’. No motherfucker. YOU gleaned.

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Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

Give My Regards To Broad Street (1984) We went so we could see the full Frog Chorus short and we had to sit through this.

JD Vance watches Trump driving on the reflecting pool and Kash snorkeling at Pearl Harbor and thinks for a moment...

Well, this seems suboptimal. #BikeSky

ThinkPads of that era were phenomenal. Bulletproof beasts.

It took just over 18 months but I just broke the 4 stone/26kg mark. I am tempted to see if I can carry 26kg on a walk to show myself how far I've come. Apologies for weight posting but this is a very Happy Friday for me.

"they could have paid people to do a job right, but instead they paid each other to have computers do every job terribly, and then they were sad the unemployed people didn't like the computers"

Fucking rookie numbers

I am on a couple of farcebook groups for cars I own and someone just posted asking what might be causing the smoke coming from under the driver's seat. My friend, you should be calling the fire brigade and a mechanic, not the UK Owners Group!

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, greatest Batman movie of all time.

This is the 'Tom Holland Umbrella's of insane art. I must always repost it when I see it.

All Cats Adore Boxes

If this gets 13 likes I'll go bring back my emo fringe

Paging @leavittalone.bsky.social

They're called reskeets, Zarah

Installing TOR browser on my phone so I can DM a man about an eBike conversion kit like some kind of l33t haxxor bike nerd.

Your timeline has been blessed by spam musubi and history!

How your email finds me

*If you're ever washed up on a desert island with a futurist, you'd want this guy along, because the odds are that he'd figure some way out of it

so we need to make renewable energy dystopian

Keir Starmer has resigned, that's right, resigned himself to the fact there's a long three years ahead of being prime minister

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

Free Range Children

Bad drivers never miss their exit (Actually a very funny/terrifying YT search term)

Donovan rocks. An absolute legend.

I realise the answer is probably colonialism but why is our Mother's Day at a different time to everyone else's?