In sum, skip the Atlantic on this one and read Monstrous Regiment, a great standalone Pratchett and a perfect book for right now, because it takes on propaganda, war, gender, and how religious zealots starve nations and ruin everything. Quote me on that, why don’t you.

Ignore any weird messages from me. My turn to get hit by those crypto peddling "hackers" (read: keylogger disguised as cracked software). IG and discord compromised, probably more. currently in the process of changing all my passwords and reformatting my pc.

sound off, who else in da club is straight up like this today

There’s a website where you can declare your fav Pokémon and see who else loves them and there’s over 200 Mr. Mime likers so suck it, Mr. Mime haters (website here: favoritepokemon.vercel.app)

sleep. are you kidding me. you want me to SLEEP in a world where the sun being a deadly laser on the other side of the planet is still superheating the air in the UK?

the Krochi & O’Sole partnership on Vampire Crawlers is 👌👌

PUT THAT FIGHTING MACHINE BACK IN THAT CRATER AND TELL OGILVY TO FUCK OFF, WE’RE NOT IN THE MOOD

how. is it hotter. than it was. THIS MORNING. I hate the humidity in this country 😭

fascinating film. stayed mostly coherent until the final third where it shat the bed and you could feel the different scripts pulling on each other so hard that all of them became a nonsensical mess lol still better than the first one and it looks like the third one will be prime Becka material tho

fuck it I’m gonna do SOMETHING this wasted BH weekend we’re all forcibly spending on the space of Mercury so I’ve decamped to the living room and stuck a pizza in the oven, I guess it’s time to see what a clusterfuck the FNAF 2 movie is

my flat is in the eaves where the starlings nest and every year at least one of them falls inside whilst learning to birb; I’m calling this year’s “OH FUCK WHERE AM I WHO ARE YOU” model Patricia (do not worry I am holding her very gently and after a quick pic she was released without incident)

OH DEAR I APPEAR TO HAVE WOKEN UP IN A FURNACE

Cave divers with a loving wife and 3 kids would call this The Devil’s Sphincter and randomly squeeze into it on a bank holiday with no gear and without telling anyone where they were going beforehand

Mass Effect is 20 years old next year btw

Happy 73rd Birthday to Alfred Molina 🎂

watching the latest Hannah the Horrible vid whilst I put off doing chores in this heat…the Satanic Panic is back but now it’s a bunch of tiktok influencers thinking they’re Eleven from Stranger Things and it’s making me cringe so hard I fixed my scoliosis

oh dang my bedroom is easily five degrees cooler than my living room so guess I’m staying in here all day, what a shame what a shame what a shame

I have seen The Leaked Finale (albeit not in English). I liked it. I will not be posting spoilers because I am not a cunt. I will also not be interacting with the fandom because they are having the worst meltdown to an ending I've ever seen and I am genuinely concerned for the MH of the creator.

getting out of bed? on a Sunday? a bold strategy. however,

Self-affirming badge.

FINE. I'LL REINSTALL MASS EFFECT LEGENDARY EDITION ON MY STEAM DECK, I GUESS NOBODY IS MAKING ME DO THIS. BUT I WILL DO IT

tw: alcohol second drink of the year as a treat for surviving the week, and a new brand to try! cheeeerssss

bedside table tidied! it looks so cute in that corner awww

Ah, I see British Christians have noticed what the Americans are getting away with and decided our country should also throw all social progress in a woodchipper and return to Ye Olden Times. Can’t wait to see the Church of England slobbering all over this and begging the government to follow suit 😒

my parents got me a gift for when I came back from my work trip, it’s so cute I think I might die you push the floppy disc in to turn it on 😭

obligatory ITS TOO FUCKING HOT

Not just if you're trans. This is an easy and consequenceless thing for cis allies to do as well.

a noodle

I feel like this could actually have been a TOS episode title

Today is my birthday. If you wanna give me something: Spread my art. Thank you.

engaging with the Mass Effect fandom is also engaging with everyone making fun of my husband Kaidan when he is a sweet bean who never did anything wrong 😔

lol. lmao, even.

🚨 OCEANGATE SEQUEL IN THE WORKS THIS IS NOT A DRILL THEY’RE GONNA DO IT FOLKS

I’ve got a cider in the fridge and three days to do zippity fuck all after a manic week, helllll yeeeaahhh 😴

This wasn't due to come out until next week, but as it's a bank holiday, sod it. Have a pint and get annoyed at children with me, tonight at 6pm! Hooray for the dungeoneers!

Cometh the hour, cometh the man

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller May 23 ,1949

forgot to mention: i have a new video on there!! it'll be on youtube too, but if you wanna watch it right now, you can! just use this link plz: go.nebula.tv/jeffiot

guess I know what little treat I’m using the fun part of my bonus for 👀 the robot with the nice legs will be MINE

just learned the OG release of The Outer Worlds is being delisted from Steam, so new players will be forcibly subjected to the Spacer’s Choice edition >:( actual CRIME

• really bad week of bullying at university • parents host a movie night to cheer me up • “oh this one looks good, it’s got giant robots who turn into cars in it, let’s give it a go” • discover Transformers hyperfixation • friends :) community :) no money :)

one…more…day…

A SOCETY WHERE YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO RIP A PISS IS A SOCIETY THAT CAN RIP IN PISS - dashare.zone ADMIN

I AM HOME absolutely shattered after 4 days of constant socialisation with no break but very proud that I did it (and am doing it again in two weeks lmao) but for now. Rest

A sneaky peak at what you might find in this year's TMUK Toy-Fu zine...

From 2016 to 2026, you’ve given us such an incredible ten years. We are so grateful for all of your support over the past decade. Won’t you join us this summer for our tenth anniversary? tfnation.com/2026 #TFNation #TFNat10n #Transformers

doing the training solo today and it’s very draining but also weirdly rewarding when I explain something and people Get It