That time Sinead O’Connor went in disguise to join a Sinead O’Connor protest

I'm not sure any team has exited the World Cup with more newly acquired international respect than Cabo Verde has just there. What a team!

What a game. #ARGCPV #CPVARG

We go again.

It's all gone quiet over there.

Told you so.

Still time.

I hope Beckham's got enough chewing gum for everybody.

Oh. My. Word. #ARGCPV

Alf Ramsey said an African team would win the WC by 2000. Are we nearly there?

Anybody - what match number is the England V DR Congo game? I'm being a bit thick trying to follow who the winners might play in the next round.

Think we're done here 🇫🇷 (and they're playing Daft Punk in the stadium, class)

Havertz looking good. #GERPAR

Have Germany already swapped their 'away' shirts with Paraguay?

"And the free kick goes to Paraguay..." That's a heck of a kick from Boston.

Please just call him Vini Junior, it's sounding like hard work now #BRAJPN

That's all Foulkes.

All the people who are saying it's too expensive to tackle climate change today are the same people who twenty years ago said that climate change wasn't really happening

I love that with all the high tech medical equipment we have in the 21st century we still check whether a cricketer is concussed by asking them who the Prime Minister is.

Could do with an ice cold 24 pack of this today - the most refreshing, thirst-quenching drink I have ever known.

CHER: Do you believe in life after love? SUSIE DENT: Absolutely not.

Everyone stop what you're doing! I've had an email from PayPal, they're making some changes to their legal agreements that will apply to us! Why aren't the mainstream media reporting this?!

There really is a simple solution to migration. And its to be fucking normal about it and stop being a nationalist racist

Britain is more than halfway towards reaching Net Zero. Most people don't realise this, not least as the fossil-fuel fanatics want us to think achieving it is impossible. Via YouGov

Just hearing the TMS highlights from yesterday: "Caught by Fisher" 🎣🐟

Scotland must feel like they're waiting 5 days for a VAR check.

That's a terrible kit by the way Germany. #ECUGER

TMS: "The crowd, on the whole, have stayed". Surely ALL of the crowd has stayed, as when someone leaves they're no longer part of the crowd and only those who remain are? I'm not a pendant, I'm pedantIC, just to be clear.

I didn't realise that two opening batsmen were allowed to score more than 20 each.

When you outlaw something, you don’t stop people doing it, you just create outlaws.

good morning

Has anybody tried the thing to do in hot weather, where you run your wrists under the cold tap? I did, and now I have cold wrists.

Reform UK councillors have introduced a motion to rescind King's Lynn and West Norfolk's climate emergency declaration and deprioritise decarbonisation efforts The council were going to vote on it on Thursday But the meeting has been postponed due to extreme heat

In this kind of weather, I'm a great admirer of attaching myself to the ceiling and spinning gently to provide a cool breeze. In fact I'm a big fan.

You can't tell me that all these England players are better than Cole Palmer.

Okay. Ai can go bankrupt then. This is not our problem, this sounds like a rich tech billionaire problem.

Red sky tonight, should be a nice day tomorrow.

Pleasantly surprised the BBC acknowledged on air *why* Spence didn't shake Partey's hand.

Did I hear a church choir singing behind Starmer's address? No really, I'm sure there was a congregation in full flow.

Is Lukaku a constant threat or completely ineffective today? I can't tell. #BELIRN

Gary Neville: "Germany, they're just... Germany, aren't they?"

It's pretty dull isn't it? Two shots on target for USA despite 70% possession. #USAAUS #Statto

People are suddenly worried about the drinking culture around the England men's cricket team. I don't know why, I've been doing it for years.

Guys, please don't like my posts just because you want followers.

Any indication from Makerfield? Asking for an awful lot of friends.

Switzerland will be kicking themselves watching this. #CANQAT

" cos I'm Norman Whiteside " come on people. #CANQAT