You can try the best you can. Try the best you can. The best you can is good enough. Thom Yorke

This is the 3rd piece from Smoke and Ghosts. New album on sale now. #SynthSaturday #Ambient #etc hilliatfields.bandcamp.com/track/3-4

This "Introduce yourself with 5 concerts" thing... How does it work? How are you meant to pick just 5?

I did the best I could today. I will do the best I can again tomorrow.

& this is the 5th piece from Smoke and Ghosts. #NewMusic #Synth #Guitar #Ambient hilliatfields.bandcamp.com/track/5-4

Today’s subliminal thought is:

Less expensive than #TheMonarchy More truthful than #BorisJohnson More useful than #MattHancock Not as thick as #NadineDorries Stronger spine than #KierStarmer it's... amzn.eu/d/2tNjfb5

Today will be better. Goddam beautiful day.

Absolutely beautiful.

One of my bloodier #cartoons this appeared in The Phoenix magazine #murder #police #crime #crimescene

@wombat37.bsky.social Thought you might like a pic of my Godzilla.

@popher.bsky.social re NCIS when, and why, did they kill off Abbey?

My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing… “English folklore, that’s hot!” I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?

Binge-watching The Forsytes. Still no mention of the cooker. Their range. The oven.

Smoke and Ghosts. New album by Hilliat Fields. On sale now. #Ambient #Quiet #NewMusic hilliatfields.bandcamp.com/album/smoke-...

My latest Technology Report is in the new edition of @thenewcartoonist.bsky.social After allegations that I'm a bit of a technophobe and to prove I’m savvy with the latest tech it's on #fountainpens ✒️ +++NEXT ISSUE - 16 PAGE PULL OUT & KEEP PENCIL SHARPENERS SPECIAL+++

Here we go... Look out for the full video of me as my character, Cleaveskull, coming soon. Please repost this with wild abandon, and pre-order the book. Paperback pre-orders should be along before too long.

When there's a fire, you evacuate the building, not the people. (Read my book.) However, in today's fucking shambolic fire-alarm frenzy, 1 patient DID evacuate themselves. All across the bay floor & corridor.

Continuous fire alarm. Have moved patient records & oxygen canisters off ward. Rest of ward standing around like twats. I'm outside having a ciggie.

It's going to be ok. Goddam beautiful day.

More sidewalks.

Been looking at vids of the Behringer Neutron. I do not need another synth. I do not need another synth. I do not need another synth. I do not need another synth...

The huge pile of rubbish in Oxfordshire has been identified as Didcot.

Uncomfortable

At a press conference the dog said "I'm no hero. I was just doing what came instinctively."

I do love my neighbour. I was just absorbed in the crossword when I heard what sounded like growling and banging in the yard. Looked up and it was my neighbour swinging a large axe and shouting “Here’s Johnny”.

4am…

We heard this fact today and well it's amazing so we wanted to share: Every molecule of oxygen you breath has been inhaled by every person who has ever lived. EVERY.PERSON.WHO.HAS.EVER.LIVED. Oh and dinosaurs too. 🦕

Our walk into the belly of Langdale this morning. Barely a soul about.

Onions & mushrooms frying with chili, celery salt, cumin, ginger, garam masala, paprika. The fucking smell!!! *nods*

After another fuck-awful, thankless day... This. SQUEEEEE!!!!!! @wednesdaygj.bsky.social @sodisappointed.bsky.social

Out of this world - L’Auditorium de Lyon, designed by Charles Delfante and opened in 1975. One of my #BrutalLyon pics taken in 2017

06:44 Tuesday 25/11/25 Night lingers. No stars. No moon. Office block's electric eyes. Flicker. Birds sing. Wind says "Hush". Goddam beautiful day.

14 words and not a single one wasted 👏👏👏

Me: how do you circumcise a whale? Family: what? Me: send down four skindivers. Family: 😳

I can't remember if I was online when I made a crocheted Slug earlier this year: totally freehanded him, and I even WROTE THE PATTERN DOWN. Have to try making him again to see if it'll work twice...

Sick & tired of my family sniggering at the mention of bodily parts. Commanded that they stop. But they won't. I give up. Can't force kin.

We* at Marswasrubbish appreciate your feedback and so this Christmas card will be printed. *we is me

I asked Nutmeg what she calls this collar she’s wearing. Apparently it’s a ruff.

Currently listening. It's perfect for when I am editing. #Music #AmibientMusic

Me after my first poo in three days.

How I discovered I’m a ghost.

If you want some background about how our four-way collaboration on the new trilogy came about. #SummerRealm

Oh. Jimmy Cliff. :-( Well played, sir!

Mornin you lot. This week's vlog is all about Agents of Secrets and Lies, the first book in the Summer Realm series that I've been working on with @wombat37.bsky.social @purplequeenpub.bsky.social and @lisashambrook.bsky.social with fab cover art from @kiturnix.bsky.social youtu.be/KvV-MFPLaoM?...

#Monday #Again

🎶Oh he's not in the mood for this today. No he's not in the mood for this today. Well of course he's got the blues With the incessant awful news. And he's not in the mood for this today!🎶

06:51 Monday 24/11/25 Dark. No birdsong. No Sun. No sky. No hill. No spire. Just dark. Goddam beautiful day.