Very hard to make Terry into Jar Jar. Wrong face shape. I did try!

Hey! Do the thing you’re good at today that makes you happy. Make some art. Cook something. Make someone laugh. Draw Garfield. Talk to someone about music. Put something gorgeous into the world today. I’m going to dress Terry up as Jar Jar Binks and do at least ten mins of yoga.

Morning C, hope the day is good to you and yours 👊

The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred. It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become

BYE!!! I don’t think I could have watched another night of that person. It was affecting my serenity. #thetraitors

SUNLIGHT! REFRACTION! ICE! EYEBALLS! Mix ‘em together and you get a really freaky sunset

Famously knocked John Lennon off number one two weeks after his murder.

I love #TheTraitors, it’s exceptional telly. However, having only watched two series, I immediately became aware of the fact that people of colour get voted off or killed off early. I feel uncomfortable commenting on this, but I can see it and I don’t like it. www.instagram.com/reel/DTGkMqA...

Fionaaaaaa #TheTraitors #Traitors

TOP FACT. That music is not in the omen #thetraitors

I am acknowledging that the world is hellish, the planet is a mess and no one is coming to save us. I know all of this. I’m not ignoring it, I just have nothing useful to add to the discourse around it. I’m gonna post nice photos of stuff and enjoy your jokes and opinions.

I live on a hill. A lot of people on my street didn’t park their cars on their driveways last night because of the snow and ice. The traffic wardens were there at 8am on the dot ticketing everyone. It’s actually cruel

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of 40 FREE SPINS when you deposit £10 at PADDY POWER BINGO

"Who is the man who appears unexpectedly in an OS map..?"

I’m going to rant about stupid, local, bureaucratic nonsense. I am hoping someone has advice Got a new car in Dec. Drove home. Sat in car and updated my residents parking permit using my app. It accepted the new car. Added it to my permit. No warning messages. Nothing. It just did it

Morning #Glasgow

I am watching Pluribus for a second time from the start. It’s so good that it’s better the second time round because you’re watching the ‘how’ instead of the ‘what next’. It’s perfect tv

Happy New Year!

And you may find yourself in a nine hour episode of the podcast

It's officially cold enough to behold our favourite winter scene in Edinburgh: a frozen Ross Fountain! 🧊 Photo: @tomduffinphotos.bsky.social

Hey Bluesky, send us your best ducks (Happy #InternationalUnsolicitedDuckPicDay to all who celebrate)

Would this qualify for #internationalunsolicitedduckpicday ?

Episode 6 will be Episode 1! And by that we mean, we’ll be diving headfirst into the widespread disappointment felt by Star Wars fans about the Phantom Menace in our next episode. Terry is preparing their cosplay as we speak… which character should they play? What colour is their lightsaber?

@woolbotherer.bsky.social THANK YOU! I got one of your frogs for Christmas and I’m so delighted with it. I might make it into a pin and wear it all the time just so people know how I’m feeling, because this is how I am feeling

Ugh. The teen used to be friends with a little Charlie Manson type psychopath. The minute the teen questioned their messed up ‘divide and conquer’ behaviour, they cut the teen off and then poisoned most of their mates against them and they’re STILL DOING IT! Why are some people so pathetic?

Morning #Glasgow

I say let them have a crack at it.

good advice!

I’ve taken two ‘morning #Glasgow’ pics this weekend and didn’t post either because the camera just can’t capture the sun glistening off the ice crystals. It just looks flat. Please be assured that both of these images were shimmering like a million tennis bracelets in a room full of spotlights.

#SundayPixWobjects Michael always loved photos of the windfarm near Eaglesham. This was a few weeks ago when it was cloaked in mist

Uh…

Elvis! Groucho! Seinfeld! Sinatra! Doctor Who! Wham! And, oh, at least four other things! How are they all (sort of) connected? Find out in our mini bonus New Year episode! audioboom.com/posts/882508...

Me. An hour ago. God, I love dates. What an amazing snack. So satisfying and fibrous and healthy. Me half an hour ago, having experienced oral allergy syndrome. Ah, so this is what I’d look like with lip filler and also, I can’t eat dates again.

Darcy is sad that the Christmas tree has come down. Or maybe she’s not. Maybe she’s delighted. Impossible to tell. Maybe 2026 is the year she’ll learn to communicate…

happy birthday to horses

Oh no.

For the last few years, we’ve been in the habit of watching horror on Hogmanay. Last night, Paul introduced me to two 70s folk horror classics. Specifically The Stone Tape and Baby by Nigel Kneale. Everything about them was thrilling, including Jane Asher’s improbable bouffant.

We started 2025 with a plan to make our own podcast. Along with a lot of other people. We’re middle aged. It was either that or get into park runs or wild swimming. It’s been enormous fun getting this off the ground. And I’m delighted that we got to introduce Terry to the world.

It’s Wednesday! Ten years ago today, we were on the cusp of one of the worst years of our collective lives - 2016. Take a trip down misery lane with us as we relive a year of relentless devastation. From Bowie to Brexit it’s Episode 3, Annus Horribilis audioboom.com/posts/878426...

Think about the earth. Imagine Bergerac thinking about it too. 8th Sep 2017 | 🔁 26 🩶 33 [url]

New year is much easier to deal with when you realise it’s made up. And that all the ‘RESOLUTION!!!!’ Shit is just a way to sell diets and pills and potions and juicers that won’t work in the long term. Just love yourself. Really love your body. Be gentle with yourself. Rest without guilt.

when your mom gets out of prison for gross child neglect & you’ve finally learnt to forgive her

Seeing loads of people saying that 2025 was awful and they’re glad it’s over. 2025 gave us this…

Kings of Leon did predict this tbf 😬