That woman can fuck right off.

Behold the master race.

My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash

This administration is grotesque.

ICE are the worst of the worst. How do they go home to their families after calling this violence a work day?

How the Hell did he get that foot down???? Wow!

Six people died from tampered Tylenol and the company pulled 30 million bottles off the market. ChatGPT is accused of urging seven people towards suicide, and OpenAI just assures us they’re still working out the kinks. Billions in investment, zero accountability.

Are thoughts allowed?

Mystery off side call denies another Everton goal.

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

I still remember my anthropology professor’s favorite joke from college: “What did Watson and Crick discover?” “Rosalind Franklin’s notes.”

Dying on the hill of Americans starving.

This aged well.

No matter how you slice it, this was an unnecessary trial.

The metaphor: As the world collapses and requires attention, he remains indifferent.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Another day in America 2025.

Time to move along.

Oh fuck this rich dick's prayers.

America 2025.

This is a sad and remarkable story.

How about that GOP led bipartisanship!

Cut the public library fund, which has been diminishing for years, then restrict the library's ability to receive funds through local levies. That's the Ohio GOP on brand.

That’s a turn out.

roses are red big laughs are hearty

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

He’s given up on getting pierogi?

“I want to tell the people out there, this is not a refugee problem, this is an American issue,” she said, going on to draw attention to the essential lifeline SNAP provides to low-income families across demographic lines, and especially to single parents with children.”

Mike Johnson: It’s True. I Am Tuning Out The News Cycle To Focus On Self-Care

Taxpayer money is being spent!

American justice on full display this morning!

Hot times in DC!

Protect this man, win or lose.

Share an awesome 70's movie.

Murphy Brown's daughter slaughtering Teen Vogue and calling it just another lifestyle choice

Oh this is awful. www.nbc4i.com/news/local-n...

Elon Musk came to my lovely small town in Scotland and fucked a chicken to death. Not the first time he’s done it either. I no longer feel safe here

So Moyes halftime talk was let them level it right away?

Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers

A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.

"Since then, “sandwich guy” has become a bread-and-butter part of D.C.’s resistance to the president."

Funny old game, football 🤯

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NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.

That fucking right goal post.

Putting the CBJ game on instead of the Bills. It's better for my mental health.

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