"Remarkable, refreshing, and necessary." Big tom hanks to The Golden Bough for the lovely review of our hush hush secret show. Full review here ➡️ thegoldenbough.co.uk/2025/11/12/d... 📸 ➡️ Chris Hogge

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL CONTENT ☠ It's November, and we're launching our new album NATIONAL RECORD ACHIEVEMENT ⬇️ 22 NOV // LONDON The Lexington w/ @fomachete.bsky.social & Punching Swans 29 NOV // GLASGOW The Art School w/ Head Noise & Normal Service Tickets: linktr.ee/idst

It's all diy or die until I have to parcel up hundreds and hundreds of records and then it's please let me die.

Had a great wee laugh on my last livestream playing Laban 3 by Laban, an album I'd never heard and found in a charity shop. Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff. Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm

Had a great wee laugh on my last livestream playing Laban 3 by Laban, an album I'd never heard and found in a charity shop. Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff. Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm

To all the twitter exiles who had moderate 'success' on that platform, what were the posts you were proud of but ended up complete stinkers? I spent ages doing this video and song and was ready to cash in my RT currency, but it absolutely fuckin bombed. Rightly so.

That's yer guy ready to go live on YouTube at 8pm to play a vinyl I've never heard that I found in a charity shop! Tshirt unrelated. YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm

Toniiiight, my daft stream 👇

When the singer looks like normcore Stephen King, you know you're gonna die in that pit

Radiohead: the force awakens. Absolutely howling at this poster from a ticket tout site.

Remember that time I designed a load of daft parody tshirts that hundreds of people stole and still sell on redbubble, the site who banned me from doing that?? After that, MySoti gave me a terrible percentage on sales then blocked me and shut down the ENTIRE WEBSITE. I simply love to have ideas!

For some reason, there was a period the internet was referred to as the super information highway, which is hilarious because it turns out the internet is just this really sketchy cul de sac you get trapped in and all the frightening locals start to surround you and ask what you're doing here boy.

The last you heard of a band on X Factor in the mid 00s called something like 4 Become 2: "This isn't the last you've heard of 4 Become 2"

My view when I'm on stage at my rock show telling everybody to get the fuck up for this next track

Went to see turnstile last night and they were fantastic. Didn't take any photos because, unfortunately, I died when I saw they were charging £100 for a hoodie.

I don't know why adults are so terrified of being cringe when the judgement comes from teenagers. When I was at school, a guy said I closed my jotter over-enthusiastically and it embarrassed him, kids don't know what the fuck they're talking about. *shuts book like a right weirdo*

I forgot to post this for Halloween, so here it is now, a story about my spooky time in Aberdeen.

I know this is so different when it comes to men/women, but there's a shop I go into and the staff routinely refer to me, and the other customers, as 'honey' and 'love' and I'm like... Yeah, this is conflicting, but call me the names.

Me playing my first live show since may.

Just looking for a daft calendar for 2026 and then finding an image you made in 2017 in there. The patter theft twitter days still cast a shadow! I actually made 25% of the worst memes you've ever forgotten.

The killer from Halloween is called Halloween.

Sending out review links today, let me know if you want to write about 'an album of all time'!

No harm to this person, they're just trying to get a bargain but it's THE ITEM that's sending me.

Oh yeah?? Well try turning the laptop on, genius!!!

You spin me right round baby right round like the buffer wheel right round round round

Here's me getting that potential maximizated

Sometimes I forget I own the best piece of music merch that ever existed.

Sometimes I forget I own the best piece of music merch that ever existed.

Wait what?

They're creepy and they're kooky Mysterious and spooky Copyrighted narrative Adult hairy relative

Didn't even realise the clocks went back. Time no longer applies to me, a man who only watches TV on catch up.

Had such a good laugh on the Halloween edition of my 'Unknown Treasures' livestream, on which I play a surprise vinyl record I've never heard. Thanks to everyone for joining, I can only apologise for accidentally playing a BBC sound effects record from 1982. Next stream is 📆 6 NOV 🕗 8-9 PM UK

It looks like tutankhamun's gnarly wee foot.

Don't get me wrong, I like this, but what a wild culture we're now in that we do the early nights for the overs, and the kids don't get an unders because they're not interested in being 3D

Freelance music reviewers, hit me up if you'd like an advance stream of the new @slimecitymusic.bsky.social album to write about! Publications, blogs, napkins, all welcome! Ffo: music I guess but probably devo, weezer, sparks, mclusky, art brut etc.

Had such a good laugh on the Halloween edition of my 'Unknown Treasures' livestream, on which I play a surprise vinyl record I've never heard. Thanks to everyone for joining, I can only apologise for accidentally playing a BBC sound effects record from 1982. Next stream is 📆 6 NOV 🕗 8-9 PM UK

Going live with this spooky bastard in 10 mins on YouTube to listen to a creepy record I've never heard. Join me if you dare* *want YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm

Playing a record I've never heard on a livestream tonight 8-9pm 👻

Does sound quite good tbf, a very catholic record for good catholics, lapsed catholics and people who hate catholics.

"are we all on the same page?" - me, to my friends who wear books as shoes, fuck I don't know, I thought this was twitter in 2012 for a second.

Highly recommended, a very lo-fi show but a lovely time guaranteed

🚨 For anyone who joins my livestream ➡️ new date! Next episode of UNKNOWN TREASURES (spooky edition 🎃) will be 🗓️ Thursday 23 Oct 8-9pm on that YouTube YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm

Devouring the world's natural resources for a big wank is peak 2025

🚨 For anyone who joins my livestream ➡️ new date! Next episode of UNKNOWN TREASURES (spooky edition 🎃) will be 🗓️ Thursday 23 Oct 8-9pm on that YouTube YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm

Simply love the fans!!! As you were MM x

We are ten years AFTER the back to the Future future and I for one am sickened that not only is everything much worse than that 2015, it's also much worse than our 2015.

Ironically, all that remains of the internet is the comments. No articles. No original posts. Just millions of replies that say 'Never heard of him'.

Pieple

How come the amazon web services driver hasn't unnecessarily texted me to tell me there's a delay with my websites?

You've heard of 4DX, now try our brand new experience called just watching the film.