This was such a good laugh, thanks to everybody who joined and went through that endurance test. We really shared a trauma together.

You're on TV!

Doing my first livestream in an hour if you're into being bored by 1) my voice 2) a record that might be good, might be shite 3) my voice

me vs my egg eating neighbour

me vs my egg eating neighbour

Might be good Might be shite Join my first ever livestream for UNKNOWN TREASURES, a show in which I play a vinyl record I found in a charity shop I've never heard & we talk about it together (or, more likely, I talk to myself). 📅 Thu 25 Sep 🕘 9-10 pm UK GMTV youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm

Might be good Might be shite Join my first ever livestream for UNKNOWN TREASURES, a show in which I play a vinyl record I found in a charity shop I've never heard & we talk about it together (or, more likely, I talk to myself). 📅 Thu 25 Sep 🕘 9-10 pm UK GMTV youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm

Bumping this because I'm scared I'll be talking to myself.

I'm doing my first ever livestream 😬 Join me for 'UNKNOWN TREASURES', where I spin rogue forgotten vinyl that I've found in charity shops and we listen to it for the first time together. First stream 📅 Thu 25 Sep 🕘 9-10pm UK Smash that sub button or whatever: youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm

Thought someone had left a wee fox head toy in the park, but when I got closer I saw that it was two plastic bags stuffed down the slat of a lottery funded bench of course.

Well, the secret is out, I guess... We're playing #Coachella2026 ✨ Join us on the main stage as we headline alongside a good scottish lassie Sabrina Carpenter, who used to go to our school in cumbernauld. She's promised to do a shoe solo. #itsnotrealffs

Adding nodding meme to my letterboxd

While there's a lot to feel grim about, there's always humour in the way Americans pronounce 'antifa' like it's a new fragrance from paco rabanne.

Got a lot of peeping over sunglasses in 1980s movie posters. Does nobody peep these days? It's all floaty heads now. Bring back peeping.

Just on the debenhams website trying to buy some storage boxes but being enticed by a punching bag and a distressed smashing pumpkins tshirt. Millennials 🤝🏻 Gen X

My fave is when the AI lads compete with each other about prompts, like the real talent in making a coffee comes from putting in the pod.

Taxi driver just did such a honkin loud and elaborate burp that siri thought he wanted to change destination.

I've been spending the past few days watching this fella become increasingly fed up and it's just 🤌

Trying to navigate round some of the complexities of this - if anyone has insight let me know. AFAIK, I probably couldn't put this on twitch because the songs will get flagged. I could probably do the livestream, but no VOD. How do those review guys do their album/song review videos!?

Genuinely going to do this. Have absolutely no idea how to do this. Might just dive in and see how it goes. What's, like, a good time to do these things??

Thinking about starting a livestream where I listen to and talk about my newest vinyl, but it's only those wild records you find in charity shops you've never heard of. Would anyone watch?!

Not sure how I ended up on Dean koontz algorithm, but I feel bad for the fella because whenever he posts, he gets this!

⚠️ IT'S THE LAST DAY FOR PRE-ORDERS ⚠️ Thanks to everyone who has already pre-ordered our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 and all the daft incentives that go along with it. These pre-orders have helped fund making the album a real actual thing, so every penny counts 🙏

90% of being in a band now is just this. Finding ways to advertise yourself. Tunes are about 10% of it all. I don't mind, we're excellent at both. Please pre-order our album today!!

Me to the highly sexually charged contestants on love island: NEVER rip my clothes off, how dare you, I lowballed a vinted seller for these.

This has been my favourite bit of promo to make so far. That fuckin tune.

Who's the loser? Me? Not me, I'm actually very cool.

The good thing about the internet is that it allowed people to find their people. The bad thing about the internet is that it allowed people to find their people.

Reading a great book about 90s and 2000s UK pop music and discovered an ancient artifact from the annals of history.

My pal once had a dream his dead parents were beckoning him to join them so they could be a family again. He had to fight to wake up and felt a weird sense of loss for the whole day, kind of comforted but tormented by an uneasy and uncanny nostalgia. Anyway, unrelated, here's an AI video.

Wee guy screamed into my face today "We hate Roman Catholics" and I have no idea how he knew what school I went to but I can only imagine I still smell of communion wafer.

My daft band has a new video. Doing all of this independently and it's exhausting. If you could give it a wee like/share, that'd be lovely. If you don't like it, that's your problem, I'm afraid.

➕➖✖️➗💀 Thanks for all the love on our new record 'You Do The Math(s)' so far! Please give it a wee like/share on YourTurb if you haven't already, that'd be class wee guy behaviour.

Big admiration for this wild width! Bit scared of the shadow of Edward Woodward as the Equalizer in the middle of it though.

It's Friday night, me and my pals' song is on the radio, I've just had two raspberry doughnuts and a big glass of water.

There's an actual real life Undertone on BBC radio using this image for his show and I'm like 🤯

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Happy Gilmore 2 is the embodiment of everything that's wrong about these fan-service heavy sequels and I annoyingly enjoyed it because I am a fan. A hug from the past you don't want to like, but quite like.

My daft band's new video just came out! Learned a dance routine for it and everything. Please throw it some likes on YooToob so Frankie Sharp of Sharp Records sees it and gives us money.

Was waiting on a coffee and a boy, about five, ran into the shop and shouted 'Can I get a poo poo bolognese?' then ran away laughing. Class wee guy patter still exists in Glasgow!

Me regularly: that looks like a really good box, might keep that.

Things I love: being in a band Things I don't love about that: all the admin

My daft band's new single is OUT in the wild. Please be kind to this devo knock off.

My dream is not to be famous but to be notable enough that when i die there's an article about it online and all the comments are 'Never heard of him'.

Not me and my daft pals doing our biggest headline shows yet SURELY. Confirmed: I am shittin it. Please consider coming to see us, it'll be some laugh (for you).

This is the turnstile movie but for artless cretins (eg me)

Imagine being Vince Clarke, getting up in the morning and going: pff, I suppose I'll just write another best song ever written today then.

This period of Glasgow lore where everybody got annoyed with having to plan their commute around spider-man will be remembered in the same way as the Glasgow Garden Festival 1988

This is the behind the music content I want from musicians: Barry biting Betty Boo.

Saw a band social post saying they had 6mil streams on a song & didn't make ANY money from it. Not to defend streaming sites, christ alive I don't want to because you receive a pittance per stream, but you DO get paid per stream. The problem here is that someone is TAKING their streaming revenue ⬇️