The president is a person who would be unable to survive in this country if he had to live independently for a day. He wouldn't know what to do at a grocery store. Never mind applying for a job. What good is he to us

Tidying-up music

Trying to be as big a dweeb as possible, insisting only the best quality audio formats are allowed onto my lovely little pocket hifi, only to discover that some of my .m4a files are lossless and some are lossy and there's no way to tell apart from inspecting them in iTunes one by one. FUCK U APPLE.

@bradnailer.bsky.social got a new pocket hifi, so I'm filling it with my bandcamp collection, and I've just noticed I bought this one twice somehow

for some reason i find local LLMs kind of charming in a way the mass consumer stuff is not. you built a mini-cluster out of raspberry pis that takes 37 minutes to generate a 3 second clip of video that sucks? i don't see the point but that's classic computer dork shit, have fun pal

Spending birthday morning infuriating my classic rock father in law by insisting we all watch American Utopia

Inspired by The Jase's video, I realised that the Mr Blobby song also works quite well with the John Lewis advert. But then it took a dark turn...

Been record shopping and cinema for birthday eve, Bugonia is a hell of a film eh

@gavtrdq.bsky.social y/n

Kirby Air Ride / Print ad / Nintendo / 2003

Good morning

That's a Chunky

Annie Lennox dances like Alan Partridge

Oh it's a Good Post day

I CAST MAGE ARMOUR

Bloody Hell, no wonder K-9 and Company didn’t get picked up.

Been hooked on Mario 64 since I got a proper pad for Switch yesterday. I'm up to 86 stars, which I think is more than I've ever gotten before? I remember struggling to reach 70 as a kid and then just finishing it, and while I've definitely dipped in I've maybe not completed it since then. Good game!

@jimtheschoolgirl.bsky.social this you?

Is that printed on 3 sheets of paper and stuck to the fuckin' wall?

100 coins twitch.tv/wretchedmorgan

@wretchedmorgan.bsky.social I regret to inform you that you are an influencer now

New York Warriors / ZX Spectrum / Virgin Games / 1990

Sincerely hope that this soulless charmless shell of a man does indeed make an attempt to get down with the kids, because it can only end in him metaphorically falling flat on his face and metaphorically feeling all of his teeth metaphorically rocket through the back of his fucking skull

Started a playthrough of REmake today, and the Xbox d-pad is so crap that I'm tempted to buy it again on Switch

Captain Torture

Join @wretchedmorgan.bsky.social every morning as he plays everybody's favourite brightly coloured fun time Super Mario 64!

Genuinely devastated to discover a Dancing Is Dangerous tee exists but is only available in XL, XXL, or XXL :(

Took these* to the toy shop and traded them for a 3" Optimus Prime and a talking Tony Tony Chopper alarm clock *except for the Companions book with the saucy photos, which my wife insisted on keeping

I don't know why adults are so terrified of being cringe when the judgement comes from teenagers. When I was at school, a guy said I closed my jotter over-enthusiastically and it embarrassed him, kids don't know what the fuck they're talking about. *shuts book like a right weirdo*

The Unheimlich Maneuver

Still hooked on Unicorn Overlord, despite that fact that it's long and slow and some of the boobs are real weird

SUNNY! so small

Grey Prince Zote

have respect for every human life. we are all made in gods image. big computers on top. buncha important balloons in the middle. stilts.

I'm playing Faith, and she is here, and I'm feeling lost in a way I haven't felt since I was sat in front of the speccy at 7

Bleak Sword DX: worth a couple of quid? Seen mixed reviews.

Birthday Month is here, please go to your calendar and scribble out "Remembrance Sunday" and draw some kind of sigil

Fucking fuck off. Fireworks are so shit. Ooo loud bangs. Grow up.

Ghosts playing football

Bleak Sword DX: worth a couple of quid? Seen mixed reviews.

Not doing much for Halloween, but there's a lot of kids nearby, so we like to indicate we've got treats

Happy Halloween @ityslmemes.com

It's time for a video! Metal Cardbot S - FLASH VECTOR makes their debut. I'm once again, very smitten folks. I had a Halloween thing planned but taking time to appreciate something that renewed my love of transforming robots took over. Maybe a spooky Hogmanay is in order? youtu.be/2Ho8ZDamXng

Scary Monsters / Commodore 64 / Firebird / 1986

It's that time of year again #SkeletonWang