John Cale And Friends played I'm Waiting For The Man, a song with only four chords, and somehow managed to fuck it up by only playing two of those chords all the way through. I left about twenty minutes into the show.

Placebo at V around the turn of the century, bassist might have been miming? Swapped to guitar but there was still bass coming from somewhere. Halfway through a rapper came on stage. Pissing it down and we all caught cold.

Giving the Rubato demo a try, it's mental, and I can't explain why I find this so funny

Surrender your life to Jesus

To mark Grace Jones’s 78th birthday, please enjoy her insisting that ‘Pull Up to the Bumper’ is simply a pleasant song about the joys of manoeuvring a long, well-waxed limousine into a very tight space, and ‘shame on you’ if you think otherwise! 🚘

Turning this into a game

Billy Corgan was definitely voted “most likely to fake his own death just to watch people be sad about him” in high school. It’s nice to see people achieve their full potential.

Writing a set list for a show at the weekend, and it struck me that I haven't told anyone that we're playing, but then I remembered that nobody I know online is ever going to be in Hull

A shocking number of people are replying to my call to block Neil Gaiman with variations on "Wait, what did he do?" I guess some folks have been living under a rock, but it's never too late to wise up: archive.is/cr8Me

Swapping an S for an X so that I can use discs continues to be an excellent decision

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone

new favourite sub-reddit has just dropped

More than 40 years ago, this game was highly acclaimed for it's fluid platforming & the MC Mario was noted for his "Ossan"(middle aged man) design which inspired Tour De Pizza:

I sometimes feel insane that we don't constantly talk about the time Labour gave a black guy who was poised to unseat Nigel Farage the sack because he was a better poster than Keir Starmer

GDQ schedule has Requiem, Pragmata, and SNES Ogre Battle, am buzzing

I wonder which Burnham will be running! Will it be Blairite Burnham? Or soft-left opposition Burnham? Or soft-right opposition Burnham? Or practical zip-up jacket mayoral Burnham? So exciting, like Bowie.

Amazing how measuring jug technology has developed. My current measuring jug (left) and an original 80s measuring jug, the size of a brick!

If you could please vote for these guys I’d be much obliged. They’ve been brilliant for me. www.nationaldiversityawards.co.uk/awards-2026/...

Drake letting his gf stay up late for his midnight album drop

It being a hundred years since Eric Morecambe was born makes him seem like a Proper Historical Figure. Anyway, happy hundredth Eric :)

Happy Worker & Parasite to all those that celebrate.

Do us a favour and take a minute to sign this, folk come here from miles around because it's a wonderful community space, landlords are being pricks and need a kicking as usual c.org/dhsYGtNrgn

With our limited options for potential prime ministers, I'm afraid I have to pick the one who vaped in an inflatable canoe and took bad tax advice over the transphobic, private healthcare loving, data selling shagger who looks like a sentient thumb in an episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

Properly back on skates tonight, after a month off because I thought my leg was straight up old age fucked. Feeling great! Real live public game in a month!

[Tearing up while cutting onions] Mother used to cut onions.

it must be so heart-breaking to make all this cool artwork for a game, and then they slap some dabadee-dabadi mfs on the cover because it's 2005 and the last thing anyone wants to do is look like a japanimation.

Of course Separate Ways has them too, why wouldn't it

new best tomodachi life creation

Crowdfunding a new PM on

Anybody wanting a Series S for cheap? Daft question I know, any money spent on digital or gamepass goes straight towards evil, but maybe someone can find a use for it? Second machine for another room? Dedicated Fortnite box? Softmod emulation project? Novelty doorstop? Answers on a postcard.

Downing Street has been seen entering Downing Street.

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ah they got this all screwed up, there

Starmer laying down the gauntlet on Talk Radio this morning

Managed to upgrade from Series S to Series X without giving Microsoft any money, living the dream

“There. Are. Five. Beatles.”

reading this almost killed me yesterday

"Conspiracy Theory" british english for something 100% true that it is impolite to mention

Just got a replacement Wii U gamepad battery in the post, ordered earlier this week, so I'm telling myself that I manifested Starfox

Doomscrolling as procrastination because I'm up to the Regenerators :(

Nobody has to play Star Fox Adventures, I already did it on your behalf {short thread because I could only bear it for a couple of hours}