Just called a paper star a fucking cunt so I guess Christmas has officially started. Can we day drink yet?

My car passed her MOT yesterday, my dental appointment took 8 mins and requires no follow up, and I saw a rainbow when it wasn't even raining. What a smug twat I am.

Who is ready to meet The Summer Realm's Tricky, as played by @purplequeenpub.bsky.social? Pre-order Agents of Secrets and Lies now mybook.to/SRAgents youtube.com/shorts/HODcT...

Beautiful #CircleOfLoveForWombie

Oh this was supposed to be #SundayPixMemorableFood

As a veggie this doen't appeal but it was my dog's last meal, the best steak I could afford. And then some chicken, and a sausage. I offered him some veggie chicken and gave me a look that could only be interpreted as "fuck off woman" The dog beer was sniffed, but not tasted #SundayPixMemorableMeals

ICYMI the wonderful @wombat37.bsky.social playing his awesome character Cleaveskull in the #SummerRealm's Agents of Secrets and Lies 📚💙 youtube.com/shorts/h2ycz...

If this tempts you to the books, the first one, Agents of Secrets and Lies, is half price if you preorder Mybook.to/SRAgents

Morning you lot. Who wants to see @wombat37.bsky.social as Cleaveskull from the summer realm series? youtube.com/shorts/h2ycz...

I am full of cold, which is making me very full of feelings. Might give in to it and watch a sappy weepy film. Any suggestions?

Make Art! @vspearson85.bsky.social is absolutely right. youtube.com/shorts/iiI9L...

I slept most of today and still feel drained

Here is a rather brilliant book trailer @vspearson85.bsky.social created of us all as our characters, for Agents of Secrets and Lies, Book One of The Summer Realm Trilogy, out on 26th December. Pre-order it now! mybook.to/SRAgents 💙📚👀📢📚 #books #newrelease #steampunk #fantasy #quest

Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro started his 27-year prison sentence on Tuesday for leading a coup attempt, after exhausting all appeals. His imprisonment has surprised many in the South American nation who doubted he would ever end up behind bars. ➡️ https://l.euronews.com/6ndZ

Ways i can tell I've pushed through fatigue for too long: Crying over a video montage of shelter dogs being adopted

I need you all to watch this multiple times, because the editing took 400,000 years 😁 #BookSky 📚

Here we go... Look out for the full video of me as my character, Cleaveskull, coming soon. Please repost this with wild abandon, and pre-order the book. Paperback pre-orders should be along before too long.

Start of the working week for me, but i feel like I've already worked a week this week. So exhausted.

Drinking game: take a shot every time I say the word "excited" and see if you can survive until the end

Mornin you lot. This week's vlog is all about Agents of Secrets and Lies, the first book in the Summer Realm series that I've been working on with @wombat37.bsky.social @purplequeenpub.bsky.social and @lisashambrook.bsky.social with fab cover art from @kiturnix.bsky.social youtu.be/KvV-MFPLaoM?...

Went to a Christmas fayre today (in November!) and watched the big light switch on. Think we will be priced out in 2026, everything that was £2.50 last year was £7.50 this year. And £15 for street food? My ghast was flabbered, I dont mind telling you.

I think this counts as off the beaten track, because who has ever been to Elmer Beach in Bognor Regis? I didnt see another soul there all day #SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack

This is beautiful. Added to my "things I love" playlist

Here's me reading my short story "God's Camera" for you. Thanks to @vspearson85.bsky.social for help turning it into a video. youtu.be/Ho4GfEx3r9c?...

Ha! Stupid flappy parrot.

Sometimes if you stray off the paths in the woods, you happen upon a squirrels dining table #SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack

I've spent much of my weekend editing videos for The Summer Realm and it has been soooo much fun! Can't wait for you all to see @wombat37.bsky.social as Cleaveskull!

After much *gentle persuasion* from @purplequeenpub.bsky.social I have blown the dust from my linktree and stuck it in my bio for your button clicking pleasure

No. 1 in Steampunk. Yay us. #SummerRealm

The cover and pre-order link is here for the gorgeous, fun, and exciting first book in the Summer Realm series! Join me, @wombat37.bsky.social @purplequeenpub.bsky.social and @vspearson85.bsky.social and our protagonists as their stories weave together in a fight for survival 💙

Now No. 1 in Hot New Releases. Thank you, pre-orderers x #SummerRealm

And here it is! Book One of The Summer Realm Trilogy, a dark steampunk fantasy - Agents of Secrets and Lies. I also have a pre-order link for you!! mybook.to/SRAgents Discounted price for pre-orders & first 24hrs of release! The paperback pre-order link will be here tomorrow. 💙📚👀📢📚

Who's ready for a drum roll moment? who wants to have a look at the cover for the first book in the new series, me, @wombat37.bsky.social @vspearson85.bsky.social and @lisashambrook.bsky.social have been writing together? We got the cover tonight!!! #SummerRealm #Steampunk #Fantasy 💙📚👀📢📚

The Summer Realm trilogy will be my final work. It's a steampunk fantasy adventure, a collaboration between me and three other authors. The first book will be published on Boxing Day, and you can pre-order your copy here. mybook.to/SRAgents

I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.

The best part of waking up to snow is hearing my 10 year old screeching that it's snowing. One day he won't be bothered and snow days will lose some of their magic

If you're contemplating bed, you could do worse than a bedtime story written and read by @wombat37.bsky.social. His one starts about 6mins and 20 secs in, ish, if you want to skip straight to it. youtu.be/6lSU3b3wgjk

A couple of intertwined stories for your listening pleasure.

Last year my aim had been to get my living room redecorated before xmas 2024. Tbf if i did what everyone before me had done and just slapped another thick layer of gloss over all the doors i would be long since done. But *no*, i just had to try and strip them back to wood, didn't I? Sakes.

Here we were. Have a listen.

So excited to have specisl guest **drumroll** @wombat37.bsky.social On my youtube tomorrow morning! Come and isten to Wombie read one of his wonderful stories over your morning cuppa ❤️ It goes live at 6am UK time, but i'm sure it won't mind if you sleep in a bit.

This remains one of my fave paintings I've ever done. Not least because the whole month i spent on it i was giggling away to myself because i was planning a little prank on the person who took the reference pic (who i intended to give the painting to)

Not my pic but I got permission to share. This is a photo of a painting that i did of a photo my friend (whose house this now hangs in) took when visiting St Kilda in Australia. So a picture of a picture of a picture. #SundayPixPictures

I painted this a while ago, because i needed something to go over my sofa and buying a big canvas unpainted was cheaper 😁 I'm still not sure I like it, and at least once a month i toy with the idea of painting over it with a landscape instead. It's safe for now, because I'm lazy #SundayPixPictures

Started a new sketchbook on friday, which was pretty good timing for this theme. I really need to work on hands. And proportions. But i get joy from the drawing, not the looking at the pics after. #SundayPixPictures

Washed my bed sheets today, just to fully round this experience out **the ancestors go wild**

Stayed up late making art, woke up late wrapped in super soft sheets, now eating a leisurely breakfast of crusty tiger bread thickly slathered in butter in a heated, book-lined room while I look out at the fog. I feel I've fulfilled the dreams of my ancestors

I've just opened my shop on Kofi! 😀🥳 I've only got a couple of digital books so far, but I will be adding more, AND I will be selling signed copies of my books too. ko-fi.com/mirandakatea...

Dark Mirror (*) for #SundayPixMirror (* though not really because they're traditionally obsidian or volcanic glass and mine is a photo frame that I painted the back of)

A selection of some of my book horde for #SundayPixBooks When I grow up my house will be a library with a bed in it.