Hanging out at the beech.

Normalise not waving out SUVs. Eyes forward, ignore them - it's anti social but they started it.

About bloody time, silly cunt. www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

Thousands of Trump supporters on the National Mall ordered to evacuate from the thunderstorm have sought shelter inside the National Museum of African American History and Culture. Y'all...

"Not ALL the single ladies" - Nuancé

There are people out there who remember you for some small, random kindness you performed. You've forgotten these acts, but those people remember you because you helped them in their moment of need. Never underestimate your value in this universe.

"I don't care if you 'ave lorst your 'orse, you ain't riding me 'ome and that's a fact!" #GirlsOwnCC

Gregor Samsa gets a round of Guinness in. (Photo by Alex Wild).

Saw this ad for a goat on Facebook. It’s perhaps the greatest advert I’ve ever read. It’s just superb.

We like to listen to music after we've exhausted telly on our drunk Saturday nights. This week is Roy Wood. My mate from The Fortean Times message board snogged him. That makes me feel old.

She's leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the...windowsill...

Badger boob as promised.

Badger badger badger. We offered a pile of cat food with two very ripe bananas on top. He ate all the cat food first and had the nanas for dessert.

Every morning, this critically endangered Red Ruffed Lemur spreads its arms and sunbathes for up to 40 minutes to warm up instead of burning internal energy. Only 2,500 left in the wild.

I found Tony's Chocolonely rather too sweet. (Got a free bar). More in-depth product reviews may be forthcoming

Possibly my highest score yet. Sheer luck. www.maptap.gg July 4 80👏 100🎯 95🏅 84😁 90👑 Final score: 892

I've gone back to bed. Got a cat's hot hairy arse on top of me so I'm in no danger of catching a chill.

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Grateful to the Telegraph for providing the definitive answer to its own question, albeit in quite small letters.

Started the day ambitiously and it did not go well. Got up and dressed and thought I'd have a walk before breakfast before it gets hot. Had a slurp of iced coffee before I left and did you know you can get stomach-freeze just like brain-freeze but lower down and more vomity? Anyway I'm home now. 🫤

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

Sort of enjoying watching a sportsball match, but the minute the commentators start shouting hysterically I'll be turning it off. Or when himself comes in and laughs at me.

ClickWord.org Daily 1245: 812 points (top 5% 🏆) 10 words: ⚛️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟥🟧🟧🟨 💪 Best word: 440 points 🔥 Streak: 4 days #ClickWord #ClickWordDaily1245

Husband home from work and making a fuss of a cat, calling her his lovely baby etc. Then he paused and said "I don't know why I'm talking to her like that, she's technically about 45."

I fancied a piece of chocolate after lunch but I've eaten too much salad. Who even am I?

I have taken off my tights.

Just checked the wildlife camera. Got some serious badger boobies in one video. Clearly a nursing mother. I hope she brings the cubs down at some point. I'll put the video up tonight or tomorrow, for those who hanker after badger titty.

This is Penny. She came up with her own trick. Really hopes you like it, and will repeat it as many times as necessary until you acknowledge that you do. 14/10 (IG: pennycorgipoo)

Is Connections very American today? I can only get the blue group.

I had to set an alarm to drag me away from a dream I was living in a commune and desperately searching for a clean pair of knickers. Worked though! I'm awake. I should do this every day.

A camel bathing in the lush, misty hills of Salalah, Oman, where the khareef monsoon turns the Arabian desert green every summer.

What's a "symph cot"? #TheArchers

Who are England playing?

My neighbour tells me she found the albino badger in her conservatory last night with its snout in a big sack of sunflower seeds she buys for the parakeets. 😄

I suspect I might qualify as sleep disordered. I'm sure it's not normal to wake in quite such a state. More or less compos mentis now though.

The mournful ghost of Charles Hawtrey

I got stuck in REM sleep this morning. Every time I went back to sleep it was the same dream, running around Manhattan with a gun. I'm awake and moving about now but part of my brain is still stuck there. Exhausted.

Elon Musk asked for a name of a person he has killed. He got a list.

#TheArchers I do not think that George will end the day still attached to his bollocks.

High above the snow line amid the vast Tianshan Mountains, at an altitude of 3,000–4,800 meters, the Xinjiang Tianshan snow lotus thrives in the extreme conditions of bitter cold, thin air and intense ultraviolet radiation

Sorry, more badger content. Standard badger and blonde eating rice. Sound up for this.

So, apparently I'm getting hay fever this year. Woop de fucking doo.

@actualpengy.bsky.social Happy birthday. 🍾

Blondie enjoying some chips I found in the freezer yesterday.

Article here on Congolese revolutionary Patrice Lumumba and why DR Congo supporter Michel Nkuka Mboladinga - Lumumba Vea - pays tribute to him.

Well that could get confusing! Ibadan, Nigeria Twin sisters Taiwo and Kehinde Adediran and twin brothers Taiwo and Kehinde Oguntoye prepare for their wedding in Ibadan. The unisex name Taiwo is traditionally given to the first born of twins and Kehinde to the second Photograph: Olympia de Maismont

More than anything right now, I wish to experience the sweet, cooling relief of being tossed into a chest freezer by an errant emu.

@kophoogte.bsky.social You've got the storms by the look of my lightning map.