Aren't humans amazing? The things you get up to!

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

"It's most heartening to see you finally discharged from hospital Lady Farnsbarns, best of luck after the hand amputation." #GirlsOwnCC

@corriepodcast.com Terry Duckworth lived virtually next door to the Websters from 1983 to 1987. Just saying!

One of the most popular and crowd-pleasing arias in classical opera, "Perché non c'è cibo nella mia ciotola, donna?" tells an emotional tale of a desperately malnourished waif and translates into English as "Why Is There No Food In My Bowl, Woman?"

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I mean sure mannequins should represent a variety of sizes, but this might be taking it a step too far

God I hate The Beachboys. Listening to their harmonies is like having treacle poured over your head. Surfer Girl just came on the radio and got exactly one and a half notes in before I turned it off.

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Just had the perfect fried egg on toast. And there's still some of it down my front to enjoy later.

This is superb

Trying to have dinner on my lap and this creature is all up in my grill.

This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition, The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance Iconic imo

I was today-years-old when I learned that bloodworms are the only animals that make their teeth out of copper: www.livescience.com/bloodworms-f...

Reg Turnip? 😆 #TheArchers

A damn fine rabbit hole right here 👇🏽🐰🕳️

Had a lovely time tonight. Reached a sort of zen granny state looking at the young people enjoying themselves in the bar.

I wonder if Trump would pay much for my sister's Blue Peter Badge.

One of the highlights of my night, aside from my beloved gnome on stage, was when they played Hold Tight by Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick and Titch in the bar. It holds up astoundingly well. I danced, couldn't not.

A giant gnome is on stage!

I'm sure I heard someone say this during Brexit. bsky.app/profile/aria...

It's going to be a long night.

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

They only do gluten pizza here and it's the middle of nowhere in N4 so I have brought a packed dinner. GF bread and cheese like a character from a fairytale travelling through a dark wood. Luckily I *am* the witch.

I've gone with him. Fingers crossed for Beak. 😶

Himself has a gig in London tonight and if I have the shits for a third time today I think I won't be going with him. 🫤

Went to Asda and loved it so much they took my blood pressure and suggested I might see my GP. 🙄 This never happens in Waitrose.

I did something spectacularly stupid this week. Parked my car and the battery in my key had gone when I got back. I zapped it from every direction for a good 5 minutes. Finally phoned husband for rescue. When he arrived he pointed out that my car also had a keyhole. I have a genius level IQ. 🤔

Why isn't ICE nearly killing a six month old baby and putting several children in hospital among the trending topics?

I have to go to Asda to get my Wegovy. Why do I do this to myself?

Only Coronation Street fans will get this:😂 @reecedinsdale.bsky.social @deborahmc.bsky.social

I love that Debbie's flat appears to be furnished exclusively from Rockett St George. #CoronationStreet

Latest news: Researchers studying two ancient wolf pups from 14,000 years ago found a chunk of woolly rhinoceros meat preserved in the stomach of one pup. “This is the first time an entire genome has been reconstructed from an Ice Age animal that was inside another Ice Age" 🔗 bit.ly/4sE15iF

As ever I've made dinner too early. How some people drag it out to 30 minutes really baffles me.

I keep misreading this as "defecation plot" which makes sense considering all involved are complete shitbags.

Please sign and repost. The stream of failed Tories jumping on the Reform bandwagon should be subject to the decision of the constituency voters.

The new Star Trek series seems overly violent so far. Only 15 minutes in though.

Hard to explain to a cat that I can't control the rain when he's seen me turn the shower on and off. Also he doesn't speak English.

I am calling for a complete and total boycott of the Mercator projection in all news stories about Greenland until every member of the American public has seen this

This amused my beak. By Franco Matticchio.

Scott Adams won’t see your posts mocking his death – you should have posted them last week. Don’t repeat the mistake with Trump, who will die soon, hooray! 🎉

Ruin a band by changing one letter. So Soiled Crew.

This vegan curry looks tasty, and I like how it has pictures of the ingred... is that a fucking shoe

Change one letter, ruin a show.. Dad's Arm.

Going to attempt to watch Nuremberg. Suitably pinned down by a cat

It's a bit chilly, so how about some bejumpered birds? #birds #art #linocut #linoprint #printmaking Liquoricelino.etsy.com

This is… quite fascinating… in a bit of a yuck way… 😲

If my bladder were a gateway to another dimension I might stay in bed until bedtime.

Ever been on a sea voyage ... As an actual Sailor 😳 you learn Really Fast how to function safely & Not Die 🌊 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🤙🏼 #CommercialFishing #Sailin #SeaShantys