Artist unknown (to me) but I'm rather taken with it.

Lovely boopable nose.

He's put some much oil in that pan it's in danger of a US invasion. #SaturdayKitchen

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Even the supposedly non-annoying chef keeps describing food items as "beautiful". Find another adjective you tool. #SaturdayKitchen

Who is this massively annoying twat on #SaturdayKitchen?

First thing I do when I wake up now is check to see if the prez nize dates is dead yet. Stupid orange nonce insists on still being alive day after fucking day.

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Summer's been eating Readibrek. #CoronationStreet

Isn't it weird how nobody feels they have to change their name to become famous? You can be called Judy Cheeks or Keith Sweat and no one turns a hair. I suspect this all started when it became acceptable to have a fridge with SMEG written on it.

Not a fucking scooby with today's NYT Connections.

According to my phone it's been snowing for hours and will carry on all day. Invisible snow presumably.

Heading into Friday like…

I wonder if @garymundy99.bsky.social will eat his body weight in crisps again tonight? Perhaps I should give him a smaller dinner.

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Husband promised me snow. Where is my snow?

Food shopping with Wegovy belly. 🤢

@helsmels.bsky.social Happy 🎂

A very real possibility of the Face-Tools being snowed in after tonight. It may be technically in London but the roads here become impassable very easily. Off out to buy carrots and spuds.

Hmmmm WERE does Fiasco stop and blankie begin (Fiasco not believe Big Friend when her says her bought this blankie BEFORE Fiasco. Who ever heard of a time before Fiasco?!!?)

The feral cat was waiting for his breakfast out the window but I couldn't get up because cat on lap. So he prised open the cat flap with a claw, walked in and went upstairs to ask Mr Face-Tool! Cheeky auld sod!

This made me go and look up pictures of Okapi in his puffer jacket because everythibg is quite shit we need more animals in jackets.

Anyone know wtf the blue group in NYT Connections is about? The solution makes no sense to me.

These are apparently facial reconstructions of a 2,300-year-old Pazyryk Scythian male and female from the same kurgan in Berel, Kazakhstan and not - as I first thought - that couple I met at a Spiral Tribe soundsystem in 1992 who sold me E that turned out to be paracetamol.

I'm thinking about my dad tonight. Born 1914, Irish, a career soldier who fought fascism in WW2, had a lifelong mistrust of Americans after they dropped his stretcher into the sea while "rescuing" him from German aircraft strafing. His take on all of this, well I would love to hear it. I miss him.

Waiting......

Stemonitis slime mold aka Chocolate Tube Slime Mold. This one is part way through the maturation process. In a matter of hours, this will have turned brown, eventually becoming fluffy and blowing away in the wind or dispersing by way of rain drops, or other disturbances. NWT, Canada. #fungifriends

I'm delightfully and unexpectedly ppissed.

Trouble with this weather is you get permanent "motorway lips".

The quote tweets to this post are a timeline cleanse.

@jimbobbers.bsky.social happy 🎂

If you’re still not clear what Trump is doing to Venezuela, and threatening to do to Greenland and others, here’s a simplified example to demonstrate how absurd and appalling these actions are.

Bounced all the way down the stairs on my bum while carrying a bowl of chicken noodle soup. There were noodles in my hair, in my ears, noodles on the ceiling even. When I went for a pee later I found noodles in my knickers.

Dreamt last night that I lived on a road that suffered frequent incursions of rampaging elephant seals. I accidentally spilled coleslaw on the front path, attracting even more of them.

Himself is convinced I'll fall and break a hip if I go for a walk. I could tell he was worried yesterday because he came to the kerb to meet me. So I'm staying safely under this heated throw.

This amused my beak. Their podcast has become a weekly treat for me too.

I don't know about anyone else but I've just had an epiphany.

Let's talk about generative AI, contaminated information, and rhubarb. Once upon a time, Europe was at war. Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/

We really weren't heartbroken. So glad I never have to see his inappropriately tight trousers ever again.

He's done a George Grundy! #Corriedale

YOUS CAN ALL GET RID OF YOUR CHRISTMAS NAMES NOW! Thank you.

Half dreading watching Corriedale later. I get too involved. Obviously I don't give a fuck who they kill off from Emmerdale, but leave my favourite Coronation Street characters alone you bastards. Take Billy! Please.

YOUS CAN ALL GET RID OF YOUR CHRISTMAS NAMES NOW! Thank you.

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Not rude things, a thread:

I can't get over this pup's face! 😆

Actual size.

There's either a herd of buffalo upstairs or Wilf has the zoomies.

Facebook has reminded me of when I was trying to make a serious political point last year and spoiled it by saying "a complete fundlestanding of UK politics".

Cartoon. #Cartoon