Talk me out of getting that Bambu Labs A1 with the 4 filament colour doodad. I am almost certain I will only use it to make insane mounts for action cams / 360° cams.

For me, huh? Interesting.

ohno they made a watch specifically for me www.swatch.com/en-au/biocer...

Common ground, @rossfloate.bsky.social ?

It’s is always enjoyable to call boiled eggs either “cackle-berries” or “bum-nuts” and I hope I go to my grave (decades hence) still sniggering whenever I see someone eating a runny bum-nut.

Without doubt the best Lemonheads record is the Evan Dando rarity "Live at the Brattle Theatre". youtu.be/6K4hHozuavQ?...

Just realised that if you squint a bit, the plot of 'The Bone Collector' is essentially the Lemonheads song 'My Drug Buddy'. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Yes.

Wait a minute. When I joined this website some years ago it was after an exhaustive three or four minute google search for a platform specifically catering to literal minded cunts with exceptionally tight sphincters

I think the important thing is to not talk about things when things are happening. We should never talk about things.

We evidently need to do a lot more war criming to keep old mate happy. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Latest for Ouyen from the BOM. JFC…

I mean, sure. It’s absolutely fine and normal that a town at these latitudes gets 47c/117f . Nothing to see. Move along.

Ok climate change just changed my personal la-di-da plans. NOW I am radicalised.

The 21 year old marketing genius (and I throw no shade) trying to work out why I’m not ordering as many home-delivered footlongs as I did in 2020 and 2021.

The underlying message of “Every Which Way But Loose” is that if you look like Clint Eastwood and go for a jog in jeans then gamine ladies who drive F100s will overlook your wildly inappropriate relationship with a primate and have tent-sex you anyhow.

We in the idiopathic thrombocytopenia community are not happy about this episode of The Pitt (but it’s nice to be noticed).

This is a distinction without a meaningful difference. If the President just firehoses pardons on wrongdoers, they may not technically have absolute immunity but the effect is identical.

I’m a single issue voter and that issue is the abolition of Microsoft Teams

Tell me your pet’s name in a gif.

Think this Stuka has overdone it on the Pervitin

Revolutionary deli called One Bagel After Another.

Just realise that my joke “Eddie Vedder” singing voice is just my joke “Stevie Nicks” singing voice with 15% more ram than ewe.

Got to imagine that shaking his hand is like squeezing a fistful of French Onion dip, and that immediately afterwards you’d reactively wipe your palm on the thigh of your trousers.

Uh Tuesday? We uh, need to talk.

That David Byrne fella is going places let me tell ya.

Nobody ever needs to say “memento mori” to a person with an old european car. We know.

Everything Littleproud is saying today is incredibly erotic.

Oh buddy! It’s dedicated to you!

Everything is shit, so let’s take a LIT👏ER👏ARY break! I’ve got a new book out. It’s awesome. It's full of stories based on questions that YOU asked me. I want you to buy it because I think it’ll bring you joy, and release, and other things. SO… ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE BOOK AND I WILL ANSWER IT.

Starting to think Instant Holograms On Metal Film isn’t a real Stereolab record. Every *real* Stereolab LP has that one track that’s an absolute struggle to get through — I read an interview once where they said they do it on purpose to weed out the casuals. But this one is a delight from A to Z.

now THIS is an actual grift cc @davekarpf.bsky.social

Hurstbridge and Mernda lines: avoid.

In further “who is doing qa at Apple these days” gripes, the male Australian voice for Siri is a different voice on macOS and iOS. Because why not.

Ablo is having an absolute Bradbury of a second term.

Good time to be a chaos-goblin.

A second “electrical issue” has just hit the twin Air Forces One.

If you want a magsafe power chonk that you could probably weld with, here you go. kuxiu.co/collections/...

Probably a good time to rewatch 'Occupied'. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfqR...

Midnight Oil: when the US forces give the nod, it’s a setback for your country Albo: such an iconic band, what an uncompromising and powerful energy. This music really makes me feel something. Where is my t-shirt US forces: *gives nod* Albo: this is a wonderful opportunity for our country

Greg Bovino dresses like his job is protecting pic-a-nic baskets from poorly-animated bears.

I was waiting until things didn’t suck to announce this, but LOL… PRE-ORDER MY NEW BOOK: How to die (and other stories). A collection of the internet’s favorite essays from my newsletter where I answer your pressing questions of the day. All in a nice hardbound volume. It's thick!

No friends or enemies. Only Pinterests.

Sidebar: those are the most “recovering from a cocaine bender” glasses I’ve seen in a while.

I love how Drew Pavlou measures distances in miles like a fkn animal or your grand-dad.

A lot of people think UX design is about features. It's not. The best UX comes from finding the gaps between the features, and then filling those gaps with delicious sticky marmalade so that your users can't escape

I’ve been under a rock apparently because I had no idea Daisy Ridley was in a zombie film set in Tasmania? youtu.be/x0vTm-ALAnU?...

Aurora sighting at Altona Beach #melbourne