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You know in movies when a ship is sunk and the people on liferafts are haunted by the sounds of people in the water screaming for help from the cold darkness? Go to LinkedIn right now. Grim shit.

A violent reminder that Gilly & Billy pins are back in stock and look great on your jean jacket, backpack, or lapel if you’re running for office. www.mulebooks.com/store/gilly-...

All those big YouTube folks who made big “I’m leaving” videos about a year to 18 months ago that are now back? I’m betting it was for hair transplants.

This bloke went to the key locations from the original Mad Max and it’s the most nerds fkn rule video I’ve seen in ages. youtu.be/uiRd5Kcl2GU?...

It’s true. Fkn belter. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_...

I bet it’s someone’s drag name tho.

Feels like a good time to join the Freemasons or some shit.

Astronauts should not have hot sauce, nor should they have condiments, or seasonings. Space demands solemnity and respect. It is not a place of bold flavours.

Kind of feeling a bit Apoc-blocked.

oh my g-d

I know about stopped clocks, but man it feels weird when Canavan says something sensible.

Absolute top-notch doomscrolling content today, gang. Might watch Threads to cheer up a little.

Wonder how Ben’s sleep score was on his first night in the slot.

Thinking about this old Kyle Kinane bit a lot lately. youtube.com/shorts/PgkdX...

One of the most enjoyable jobs in design is creating the example page of ways to fuck up the brand that people must never do, all the while knowing that you will be ignored. You get paid for this. It’s baller.

The rain in Spain will wax or it will wane.

My spouse just turned to me and said “I’m gonna call you Bed Roberts Smith because you commit Snore Crimes”.

Why are they blurring out BRS’s face? Are we all in that episode of Black Mirror and he’s gonna sound like Charlie Brown’s teacher when he testifies?

Just saw someone on TV say that saying TACO to Trump is wildly irresponsible because it might goad him into doing something bad. Okay.

BRS in court. Shortages and looming work from home orders. I’m getting flashbacks.

We now cross live to Yumi Stynes.

This thing is so ridiculous and I love it.

It would be so awesome if the first comms from Artemis 2 now were “Liberate tutemet ex inferis”.

Can’t wait to finally see photographs of the Iron Sky Moon-Nazi base.

RIP to a real one. Sayyid Qutb would have loved poasting every December.

On space toilets, I have been saying for DECADES that they should develop little plastic pellets for astronauts to ingest so their grumpies come out shrink-wrapped. DECADES.

Pornhub out of context

Too cool to swim. Too still to sail. Worst tattoo ever.

Yes.

one of my vehicles is more efficient at 110 than 100 because it shifts to sixth at about 108 and drops 350rpm suck it I am the outlier what do i win

This is the bit in the classic sci fi epic MOONFALL just before the nanobot swarm targets the spaceship’s RF traffic because someone’s phone was on and then I hit myself in the head with a mallet.

“God-Emperor of Dune”, Frank Herbert. 1981, Putnam Press

missed oppo for a selfie to get everyone in but good try I guess

Gonna follow this guy back to his secret fuel cache and Cormac McCarthy his shit.

The overhead video of this Stawell Gift heat is INSANE. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

If you find a stolen KitKat barcode oh no you didn’t.

only tangentially related, but people keep talking to me about how they’re using chatgpt it’s making me feel like Carol from Pluribus are they all chatgpt now, is that who’s emailing me from all these different emails

If you watch the ABC during the day in a Sunday — Stateline, Landline, and Gardening Australia — you get a real picture of how much quiet heavy lifting in this country is being done by taciturn melanoma hosts named Barry.

Rime of the ancient aviator

Discretionary fuel-use anecdata point: waaaaaaaay fewer boatercycles and wankboard boats out on Lake Boga this Easter than in previous years.

Krill or be krilled

This is an Australian Huntsman..... we don't kill them & let them hang around the house. We usually give them Nicknames like Bruce or Mary etc. They are wonderful at keeping other pest at bay and we think they love humans..... we are mates. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ But sometimes when you are driving 😬

Why would any despot with nuclear ambitions now give them up? You make a deal with the US to disarm in any way and the most likely result is you end your days in a hole. The North Korean model of just building nukes and telling the world to get fkd is the only rational path. Kewl.

A film about Surkov and Putin? Hurry up and get a release date already. youtu.be/B5iSUmP4I6E?...

Hello from my dog at dusk last night.

Spinning rims for the bin. Yes. www.reddit.com/r/3Dprinting...

Hard. Nope.

Absolutely sure that Hegseth had that Protestants-only Easter service as a “No-Homers” fuck-you to Vance and I’m very sickos_yes about it.