like a butterfly falling into the grave, so are the days of our lives

very sad about Julie Bishop’s tenure at Australian National University. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, her music taught me that it was ok to be weird

this is what woke took from us

Rudy Giuliani is in stable condition and resting comfortably

ordering takeout online: heres a QR code for you to scan that will open in our app which will give you another code for the restaurant to scan and verify your identity. keep it secret keep it safe. actually picking up food: hey i ordered online. yep that one thanks

very sad about LIV Golf. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, its music taught me that it was ok to be weird

bruce lehrmann and ben roberts-smith star in this season’s biggest hit - law & order: vexatious litigants

very sad about David Malouf. Growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird

very sad about Tim Cook’s tenure as CEO of Apple. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird

Scott Bessent is like Ferrell as Janet Reno

America’s biggest obstacle to military success overseas seems to be understanding the enemy’s geography, history and demographics if they nail that, they’ll be unstoppable

Gold tier players now hydrate for free Monday - Thursday

at my opinions factory, where dreams are made

I’m going to nominate for the 1983 NBA draft

[Katz’s Deli banner] send a salami to your boy in the army

Ben Roberts-Smith bail conditions include backyards folks,

very sad about Todd Lyons’ tenure at ICE. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird

his full name is John Doe Vance because he was a husky corpse that assumed someone else’s identity

shit, not [checks notes, presses earpiece]… Clavicular

strait of hormuz kinda bendy tbqh. consumer rights?

Garfield: *eats a lasagna very quickly* Judi Dench: oh Garfield Garfield: *snores loudly* Judi Dench: you wretched creature Garfield: *hits spider with newspaper* Judi Dench: murderous reprobate Garfield: *watches tv* Judi Dench, intensely whispering: soulless twisted thing

very sad about Gina Rinehart’s royalty payments. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, her music taught me that it was ok to be weird

Pope d’Angelo Barksdale could be something

In the criminal justice system, papal weakness offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Pope Unit

wow the new lady boss of the Australian Defence Force has demanded a panel spot at the Adelaide Writers Festival. country has gone to ruin

I predicted this in my PhD thesis: The Assassination of Viktor Orban by the Coward Crime Pope Leo

nice

very sad about Viktor Orban’s presidency. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird

looks like Ben Roberts-Smith is going to be enjoying a different type of footlong

“While the idea faces stern pushback from coastal cosmopolitans, the lunch building at this rural compound has a more considered view”

very sad about Pam Bondi’s tenure as Attorney General. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, her music taught me that it was ok to be weird

6 years really flew by hey

very sad about Dezi Freeman. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird

very sad about Leonid Radvinsky. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird

what’s your favorite John Farnham song about philosophical eras mine’s age of reason

very sad about Robert Mueller. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird

very sad about Chuck Norris. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

very sad about Kyle Sandilands’ contract. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird

Ok I guess we have a new most deranged post from him

very sad about Richard Grenell’s tenure at the Kennedy Center for Performing Arts. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird

very sad about Country Joe McDonald. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird

very sad about the voice of Agro, Jamie Dunn. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird