I’ll never get over how much documentation is associated with this guy. Like if I ever got done for anything. There'd be like 3 emails max for my entire lifetime. Nothing on paper. Who writes things down

Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers Me:

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Mrs Clause with the hockey stick in the toy workshop

Hang on. Look. I’m not normally a conspiracy minded person but it sure feels like a country is declaring war on another country to take focus away from the Leader of one of the country‘s being close to a paedophile and stopping the release of documents related to that

It me. Coz I’m so hot

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Example #232393489 of Billionaires saying shit and the media just repeating it

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My sisters are Muslim and live in Western Sydney with kids. The hero was a Muslim. Two vile shitheads with a gun do not *change* every single Muslim who are horrified at this into extremists however I would suggest that if you see it that way then you are in fact a radicalised zealot yourself

I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television

that decrease is also way lower than I thought post PA. still 2.1 million firearms for 18.8 million people, that sounds like a huge number, and now 4.08? guessing lots of firearms that are for government workers like police, but still

Times like this I’m glad I’m not on Twitter or plugged into reading SMH or Newscorp. Let’s wait to see what the story is. Terrible

Not often you get a president commenting on this kind of stuff. Well deserved. terrific game. ❤️ to Gustave

Been coming for a while but my unread copy of signal and noise is going from my reading list into the bin The guy is a fkn idiot

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

Get Bad Bunny to handout the award

Been rather dispiriting how much ink has been spilled by the gallery on MP expenses, while the report into mutual obligations has been pretty much ignored. @amyremeikis.bsky.social is on it #ThePoint (what is The Point? It’s not news, but it SHOULD be) thepoint.com.au/opinions/251...

Just finished watching this and honestly, all 3 are just beautiful to watch. funny, full of heart and cracking mysteries. I want more. Two a year at least.

cook a packet of ramen noodles, toss out the flavor packet, drain the noodles, mix in some peanut butter, some rice vinegar, some sesame oil, some soy sauce, some chili-garlic, some honey or maple syrup, I AM TELLING YOU

Alrighty then.

“When it comes to putting together a crew with the skills needed for a bank job or a jewel heist, a majority of Americans reported knowing just one or two guys, tops,” said lead researcher Jane Iannitello

Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered? GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now THOMPSON: What does that mean?

It’s shit and all parties should be pinged for it but funny how sustained “community anger” never occurs when conservatives are in charge. Fuck politicians but also, fuck the media

After Commr Brereton rates NACC 7 out of 10, David Shoebridge reveals a shocking case where survivor of child sexual abuse had her case against AFP botched by NACC who apologised “for not using relevant evidence” “Do u stand by your 7/10 rating?”🔥Shameless Brereton stands by it

we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.

yeah, FU son! See your friend Mark? He's #1 LinkedIn Grindset Influencer, where did your life go so wrong??? I cry everynight!

This is why hating and mocking AI relentlessly and publicly is vital work.

US Secretary of state Marco Rubio has ordered diplomatic correspondence to stop using the Calibri font and return to the traditional Times New Roman. The Biden administration had made the switch because Calibri is considered to be more accessible for people with reading challenges. jrnl.ie/6899964

We all know he’s got nannys but i feel like this is a critical juncture in the fight to the death between “being present” and being captured by corporations as cattle for profit and there’s no one on the “be present“ side

Cam Wilson is a one-eyed idiot Oz version of Don Quixote

Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD

look I’m not an evangelical but “a guy calling himself the Beast wants control of your earthly wealth” feels like some kind of sign, no?

Blown the fuck out

The President is actively dying right next to his team of simps yelling about what a Big Strong Leader Man he is. Just sitting there, eyes closed, croaking in front of our eyes.

For the past six weeks, an AI Facebook account has been pulling my history posts on Instagram and slopping out new captions, so I’ve been feeding it poison pills and its followers are having meltdowns in the comments. It’s been pretty spectacular.

LLM is the poop cruise of the planet right now

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

What’s the point of Forbes. All it seems to post are billionaire dick sucking articles

I dunno man. some of the scary movies made me laugh more than a lot of movies in this list. There’s a lot of movies missing here which invalidates it more than the ranking

Very important to look your best while killing Samoans. I guess. What would happen know

Genuinely love sports superstitions. I’m to blame for every single Swans loss because I stupidly decide to watch the games

And there are Australians like that dipshit Cam Wilson at Crikey who continue to run disingenuous crusades against the Oz govt putting a ban in place.

😂

WARN filings expose 4.7k of Amazon's 14k cuts last month. 500 PMs were laid off while engineers (1,800 laid off) were hit hardest, mostly SDE IIs which refutes the "management bloat" narrative. The trend is clear: Big Tech continues to purge junior roles due to "AI efficiency gains."

Better he texts this than say it with his voice