I can't believe the Wallabies are heading into a session opener big match against Ireland with no warm up games. The last game they played was in late November last year.

Well, this is where it's great being a dual national. #socceroos

I saw Disclosure Day last night. Pretty good but I felt like it should have been a mini series. So many threads that were not developed enough to complete the story. Still felt like a Spielberg sci fi, which is a good thing. What did you think?

who called it a territorial dispute and not ground beef

Massive Attack tickets secured. How did you go, @oneplanetmikey.bsky.social ?

I'm in hospital for a minor procedure and it appears that Ireland's main export appears to be nurses.

Just remembered that I got but-where-are-you-from'ed last week. I don't mind it really. People are just curious. But I get why that question can get annoying.

One of my dogs, who loves to find disgusting smelling things to roll around in, just found this absolute stinkfest.

I'm convinced that there are trickster ghosts who get a kick out of smudging people's glasses. How does it explain how these annoying smudges JUST APPEAR!?

The Hunt for Red Hacked-donor.

I made a peppermint crisp tart tonight. I'm showing everyone the way of my people.

vt.tiktok.com/ZSxMtUABw/ DUDES ROCK!

🎶 I'm reading Japanese I think I'm reading Japanese I really think so 🎶

John Howard is like our Margaret Thatcher, yes?

Absolute Beast of a level.

A former employer of mine is having a hellish week and I confess I am enjoying the schadenfreude a bit. But the issue is causing more hell for their customers which is just horrible.

The US really badly needs to start airing a modern US version of Spitting Image..

🚨🚨 WARNING!!🚨🚨 The leaf blowers are out in force today in Camberwell. Gotta blow those leaves somewhere!

Looked like Richmond might actually be competitive in this game and as soon as I sit down they give away 3 goals. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I bought some really cool hoodies in anticipation of a cold autumn but it's been too hot to wear them. FML!

It's a Smashing Pumpkins kinda night. 🎶🎧🎶

"Tim Cook to step down as Apple chief as John Ternus named replacement" I read that as "John Ternus named as replicant" and it kind of works too.

Did I ever tell you that I have climbed Mount Everest? True story.

Just saw a guy idling his diesel car in a car park. No need to flaunt your wealth, buddy! Read the room!

I wonder how many American tourists have ended up in Queenstown, Tasmania instead of Queenstown, New Zealand because, well, you know why?

REVIEW: La la Falls Walk, Warburton, VIC. Journey > Destination. 8/10

Current status.

I made a malva pudding last night. Soooo good but basically a cholesterol bomb on a plate. Worth every heart attack.

Just filled up my tank.

I went out around 5pm today and the roads were VERY VERY quiet. Like, crazy quiet. Work from home Friday for everyone now?

You know what's really great an hour before your wake up alarm? A flock of screeching fucking cockatoos right outside your bedroom window.

Another day, another stupid Excel chart.

I'm going to see Leftfield tonight. Gen X is full effect

It all makes sense when you view the Australian government's approach to any policy as Strategic Mediocrity

Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'

Every time my cat walks over my keyboard (frequently) my Windows laptop freezes and needs to be restarted. Annoying!

I think one of the kindest things you can do for a person is offer to scratch their back. We should have group back scratching sessions or something. Very good for social cohesion

What athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life

Perfectionist son is discovering the joys of imperfect flat pack furniture instructions.

Likewise, @dikkii.bsky.social! It was great to meet you. @zerogeewhiz.bsky.social is the only other tweep I've met irl.

Arrived in Adelaide today. Tired. Must be the jetlag.

Social cohesion, NSW style www.instagram.com/reel/DUiB2ge...

You know what's great about Melbourne Airport? Nothing. There is nothing good about it

Ladies and gentlemen, I can confirm that the urge to jump out of your chair as soon as the seatbelt sign is turned off is universal and cross cultural.

I just got out of an uber in Hong Kong and bumped into a friend that I have not seen in 27 years. Wtf??

An unexpected view in Hong Kong.

Ok. Hong Kong is not cheap. Holy fuck it's not cheap!

Hello, Hong Kong!