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So the US (read: Trumps criminal syndicate) is in control of Venezuelan oil profits now yeah? Funny coincidence that they just started a war that’s majorly going to jack up the price…

Wow. I had no idea manufacturers could get away with such a feature on by default. I checked my Samsung TV and it was ON. To think they’ve been analysing screenshots of my TV for years to build a profile of me is fucking disgraceful.. I’d encourage everyone to check their TV settings and opt-out.

One of the greatest bollard walks in history. #WorldBollardAssociation

The people celebrating the bombing of Iran know nothing of the horrors of war. They've never watched a friend ripped apart by explosives. They tell us that these sacrifices are just what happens. But it's never what happens to them. It's what happens to us.

So, did Trump have Epstein killed??

sometimes all it takes is a little subtle messaging to improve your pet’s behavior

finished embroidering my jacket :)

Sea turtles can sleep underwater for even 4–7 hours while foraging time is much shorter, on average 5–40 minutes underwater. Original post

Hegseth says his recommendations to Trump for military action are made “prayerfully.” Isn’t that something!! 🙏 🫶

Operation Epic Force! Fuck yeah!

Oh that’s pretty cool

I miss my dogs bad breath so much. And his dreambarking.

ICYMI — BILL CLINTON: "Mr. Netanyahu has long wanted to fight Iran, because that way he can stay in office."

“🫶 Taiwan was the first COUNTRY to legalise gay marriage” 🥳 well said ABC #ABCAustralia #MardiGras #TaiwanIsACountry

Lying sack of shit

Bill Clinton, the 42nd U.S. president, served from 1993 to 2001, overseeing economic expansion and major domestic policy initiatives. He remains a prominent Democratic figure. He is scheduled to testify today before the House Oversight Committee as part of its investigation into Jeffrey Epstein

Vale, Rob Til next time!

How could the do this to us!! 😱 apple.news/AGqNZGElITD2...

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An army of Eric Cartman malicious assholes with carte blanche to break the law

Just watched Good Boy and my god I found it so engaging willing the good boy to be alright! I miss my own good boy, who has been gone for just two months now.

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BREAKING NEWS: Running out of ideas, the official White House Twitter account has tweeted "Talking about the Epstein Files is gay."

Kristi Noem revealed that she shot and killed her 14-month-old wirehaired pointer, Cricket, along with a family goat. Noem argued that the story was included to show her willingness to make "difficult, messy, and ugly" decisions, a trait she claimed is necessary for leadership.

I can’t believe the extent to which Planet Earth has been pandering to this pathetic elderly man baby and his fragile ego.Didn’t get the Peace Prize so now he’s set up a fucking Board of Peace to try and prove a point?We are fucking insane pandering to this. For fuck sake…Australia better not join..

Where did we go so wrong. This is 😙 👌

Do beer drinkers pay more tax than gas companies? Yes, they do! Beer excise > PRRT Beer drinkers' income tax > gas company income tax Thread below, full details here: australiainstitute.org.au/report/tax-b...

I have a newfound appreciation for Mr Darwin

ICE randomly shoots people in the streets. To solve this problem, we need access to the social media accounts of all Americans who don’t work for ICE. by Pam Bondi

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake And a happy year of the whores to you all

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Whether it’s Barack Obama, putting Dijon mustard on a hotdog or Vladimir Putin poisoning a political rival with frog toxins, both leaders have a colorful history of using strange substances.

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My next book? 😆

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

@mattbevan.bsky.social you are a national treasure my friend, honestly your “If You’re Listening” shows are always spot on: insightful, informed, well researched and so accessible too. Never change!! m.youtube.com/watch?v=sOWH...

Pamela Voorhees is the vengeful Camp Crystal Lake cook who becomes the original killer in Friday the 13th (1980). Created by Victor Miller and portrayed by Betsy Palmer, she commits a series of revenge murders after her son Jason’s drowning, establishing herself as the franchise’s first antagonist

I’m sure it’s fine.. www.bbc.com/news/article...

www.emmastone.com Ok that’s actually quite good marketing

Pam Bondi is world’s smuggest pre-teen brat.

Yes, Trump has turned the United States into a kleptocratic police state. But lib wine moms sound so cringe when they point this out. I have never felt more politically homeless.

He’s a national hero for us here in Australia