Brutal www.betootaadvocate.com/cooker-final...

“El Burro Slugged at the Bowser”

Any economists know if there’s any relationship between price and demand and if this has any effect on supply? Could be a thing.

Can’t wait to see French Fry’s taek on why a party that can’t even properly background check someone standing for pre-selection is better qualified to govern Victoria

Put Red Rattlers back on the Sandringham line!

Heroin users on the nod coming from St Kilda on the 96 tram. All we need is interest rates at 22%, and it’s 1989 - 1991 all over again!

very sad about Dezi Freeman. growing up in suburban Melbourne in the 80s, his music taught me that it was ok to be weird

I just hope that the end of this brings some measure of comfort to families of the police officers who were killed www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

Will not be upset to see the end of Daylight Saving this time next week.

Australia’s media landscape, and many of the people within it, are utterly broeken. Spiritually, emotionally and intellectually. I have neither the time nor the energy to find any sympathy for sociopaths intent on subjugating us, and re-instituting feudalism as their tech destroys our livelihoods

Awfully good of Vossy to take one for his old teammate Brad Scott in the “media scrutiny” stakes for the next 48 hours

Carlton group chats right now

I would gladly take an 0/24 season for the Bombres if it meant the Liberals getting their arses handed to them in a plate in November, and French Fries and the Spring St Young Liberals masquerading as journalists having to eat a massive shit sandwich - again #MoiraDeeming

Do not, and I can’t stress this enough, let the door hit your arse on the way out Moira

FUCKING GLORIOUS!!!! 🤣🤣

2 on the trot @thecinemascene.bsky.social BELIEVE!

When does Brad-mentum start?

Leigh Sales Wikipedia page has been updated

Slept in my KISS t-shirt and woke up and now I wanna pull the trigger on my Love Gun

Even with three of them, they still managed to put diesel in a vehicle with a petrol engine.

The “fuel crisis” is nonsense Oil has been up to 86% MORE expensive on at least THREE occasions in my lifetime There is no shortage of fuel, just of scruples The Coalition & the grievance grifters are making people scared for no good reason, just for their own politics & cash

Wondering what to book at the Comedy Festival? Here are a few fun ideas bit.ly/4bKcSnO

Old age is when you're talking AFL with GenY and millennial footy fans, you refer to Gold Coast Suns as The Sunnyboys and the Brisbane Lions as The Paddle Pops and they have NO IDEA who/what you're talking about. At times, I weep for the future *shakes fist at cloud*

21 years since this legend left us.

after much deliberation and giving AI the benefit of the doubt, Wikipedia editors have had enough of AI slop. New policy bans LLM generated content, periodt www.404media.co/wikipedia-ba...

Not surprised by Sales. What a grub.

Props to anyone brave enough to be at the Cattery tonight in this weather #AFL

CTE among op ed columnists is real. Please donate to raise awareness.

My glory days! September 26 1997 Grand Final eve, playing drums for Holden Caulfield supporting Something for Kate and Ammonia. YUGE thanks to @gigsyoumissed.bsky.social for tracking this one down. And no. It did *not* get better (for me anyway) than a full Gershwin Room on a Fridee noight.

The media and wealthy housing “advocates” ignore it because it goes against their grift.

The Dane Centre! One of Melbourne’s most iconic and crustiest rehearsal spaces. Rehearse for an hour, spend 3 hours at The Vic hotel on a “break” come back to the room shitfaced, pack up, go home. Simples

Ping @jezmond.bsky.social

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

For a bloke who complains about how hard it is to do business in Victoria and Melbourne, Chris Lucas sure does have a lot of restaurants operating in the CBD.

Carlisle Seafoods. Carlisle St Balaclava. Proof of a higher power

Sweet Jaysus! If you have Disney+ streaming, I cannot recommend the animated Japanese comedy: ‘Rooster Fighter’ highly enough. Turn on the English subtitles, change the audio to Japanese and prepare to laugh until you shit. 10/10. No notes.

Places not to eat at Richmond, VIC Baby Melbourne CBD, VIC Chablis Bar Society The Chef’s Table The Lounge Yakimono Chin Chin Le Club Lillian Kisumé Maison Bâtard Grill Americano Hawker Hall La Terrasse Windsor, VIC Sake Bar Tombo Den Surry Hills, NSW GoGo Sydney Sydney CBD, NSW Grill Americano

So I’m in the Docklands precinct for maybe the third time ever since it became a “thing” in 2000/2001. And sure enough, the cafe where I’m grabbing some lunch is playing Shakira’s “Hips Don’t Lie” Real “you can’t make this up” areas.

At the risk of sounding like a Green Guide letters correspondent from Mont Albert, 774’s brekkie show teasing their Robbie Williams tickets giveaway “in the next half hour” might explain why they’re haemorrhaging listeners.

$1.02 that Tom Elliott spends his entire 3AW show doing his best Neil Mitchell homage and just slags teachers off for 3.5 hours

“WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CBD CAFE OWNERS AND PERSONAL TRAINERS!”

Drop a movie that traumatised you as a kid

North Melbourne defender Charlie Comben will be free to face Essendon in Round 3 after his matchday report for striking West Coast's Harley Reid was thrown out. The MRO's view was that Reid was a smarmy little fuck who deserved whatever came his way. #afl

Are any other Aussie Kayo or Binge streamers discovering why DAZN has such a rank rep overseas now we’ve had our Apps superseded by the clunky ones from our new lords and masters?

It’s getting so bad that we’ll be entitled to do a lap of honour just for winning the toss. #Essendon #AFL

Honestly think it's high time that there was a campaign pointing out that a well known Australian billionaire, who has been seen multiple times in the same room as a pedo president, is funding One Nation.

*jerk-off motion*