It’s all going spectacularly well

The lengths Pierik has gone to to make it look like he’s met his “sources” in some secret location in a rural town or suburban shopping centre car park at 3am - and not hand-fed bullshit from Hirdy’s PR team is even more embarrassing than the content of the article.

Dying over the guy who stood next to Zuck's yacht and painted it in flames.

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

Gerard getting high on his own supply is absolutely a thing in 2026, and it’s extremely sad to watch it happening.

Even if you think she has, Marcia Lucas has never received enough credit for her work.

This is astonishing

No they won't. Just garbage. 4% of 18-35 year olds claimed even $1 of capital gain on the their tax return in the last year we have numbers for.

the bus. you've once again invented the bus.

Must have missed the referendum on this new ‘Voice to Parliament’…hope I don’t get a fine #Auspol #SocialCohesion

Was at the ‘G to watch this game, and you can root me if the Cats didn’t think they’d done enough by half time and had mentally banked the four points, but Carlton took full toll god bless ‘em.

Nice one @sigerson68.bsky.social

I'll take 'things that didn't happen' for $1.20 thanks.

But please, Canberra branes, regale us once more about how ON is championing ordinary, hardworking Australians that have been ignored by elites…

Welfare check on @samanthac77.bsky.social and/or @iamdwalt.bsky.social ?

If Tom is against it, then I am all for it.

STOP TELLING ME AI IS THE FUTURE OH MY GOD

From the river to the sea Jillian must be set free... from her govt grifting and corruption That we all can clearly see. www.theguardian.com/news/2026/ma...

A few initial thoughts on James Hird's potential return as Essendon coach for Australian Community Media ...

“Come near me in a physical way again, and I. Will. Go. You. With. A. Knife.”

Ticketmaster acting like 24-carat bastards? Well I never!!!

At this point, with the club seriously about to embark on a sham coaching recruitment process before inevitably appointing James Hird, I think the Ellen Ripley plan needs to implemented at Essendon: “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

(Hat tip to @rohanconnolly65.bsky.social) 1. Celebrated Summer 2. Ice Cold Ice 3. Books About UFOs 4. The Girl Who Lives on Heaven Hill 5. Pink Turns to Blue 6. Hardly Getting Over It 7. New Day Rising

This guy and his big brain had some real intelligent views about covid too. So smart he thought simply being in a gym could protect you from an air born disease. Just fuck off to the Gold Coast, you clearly hate Melbourne.

No one is going to want this job after these revelations. It'll go to Hird (who was begging for it on national TV last night). One of the best sitcoms going around at the moment.

i love her make her president

1. Old speech from 2025 2. Altman is a moron and has no idea what this means. There is no conspiracy! He just says stuff without thinking.

Apropos of nothing at all, the emperor Commodus was murdered by his favourite wrestler.

“Suffer in your jocks” - the quintessential Gen X childhood sledge, and I am totally fucken here for it

A buzzer-beater to decide who wins The Big Dance with one team chasing a three-peat, and the other looking for its first franchise championship

Gary “Rooted My Mate’s Missus” Lyon doing a fOoTy iNdUsTrY™️ “I’m not trying to create controversy, I’m just putting the question out there” click-slut Masterclass on SEN about Hird coming back to Essendon as coach. Utterly cooked.

Now sack the plane-crash logo while you’re at it please Essington

Brad Scott gone, and SEN’s first move is to check in with what this means for the weekend’s betting markets.

What a legacy. Here's my thoughts on the sad passing of the great Neale Daniher for @espnausnz.bsky.social

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Neale Daniher was simply a great human. A brilliant and gifted footballer sadly cut down by injury, then an innovative, shrewd & successful AFL coach, then an incredibly courageous, relentless ambassador for research & funding into the scourge of MND. What a leagcy. RIP Neale.

Sleep well Mr Daniher.

“Frankie! When didja get out? … Gee, I bet you been sittin’ in da cage wonderin’ where me and da loot wuz!  … Oh, Frankie, Frankie … heh heh heh … Want some coffee, Frankie?”

The thing about these conservatives and the Odyssey is that *they don’t care*. They don’t read. Their talk of “the western canon” is a dog whistle. They want to vilify coloured people. That’s it. Stop taking their bad faith complaints seriously.

I don’t understand why this Bluesky vs The Social Media Platform Formerly Known as Twitter discourse is still rearing its ugly head. If you want to complain about lack of engagement or likes or echo chambers or whatever then fuck off back to Nazi town. There. Easy.

WANT! Farken

Why would the Russians bother to hack Nigel Farage’s phone when they gave it to him in the first place? #tomorrowspaperstoday

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Conspiracy theorists and misinformation pushers aren't the only problem. The problem is the moderates that repeat the bullshit. Every day a slew them get on their platform and say "so and so said something crazy. Let's talk in excruciating depth about this nonsense."

Oh NORF! You magnificent fuckers!!!

Blistering! And I can confirm that Stephen A would much rather be writing about new Star Wars stuff with enthusiasm than sheer disappointment