Brisbane’s Property Steward handing out the caps to the players is once again being an absolute star

V/Line advises buses replacing trains Southern Cross to Hoppers Crossing

And after all that, you’d still have to stand up for the whole train trip home from Southern Cross to Waurn Ponds station.

Going to be a few Geelong players calling in sick to their Cotton On jobs on Monday.

Shannon Neale has been woeful for the Cats today.

I’ve never understood Cats’ fans dislike of Rhys Stanley, but today, I finally get it

This Snoop Dog set is absolutely insane 🤣🤣🤣 We are witnessing greatness

If only @randomsouthsguy had migrated from that other place…

As the #househunting ramps up, I got this timely reminder of a post I did 8 years ago in Sri Lanka. Based on what I've seen so far, it's not all that far away from the truth.

Grand Final tips: Norm Smith: Matt Rowell Winner: Matt Rowell by 11 points

Yet another day of hoping a blood vessel in this narcissistic monster’s brain decides to take one for the team and pops

Peak Fairfax. And waiting for @smokiedawson.bsky.social’s blood pressure to skyrocket

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dickhead politicians & cranks given a run up as "quirky" or "contrarian." Decades of reporting of climate change as if there was any real doubt about the science. Coddling anti-vaxxers. Telling people that "doing their own research" is like being the TGA. It all adds up.

This educated me

Ahahahahahahahaha fuck

A deeply unserious football club. #stability

This ought to be engraved somewhere.

"Let's call this song exactly what it is..." Absolute banger. No notes.

Gonna be a YUUUUGE day for Cick Noatesworth

Everytime I go to unsubscribe to ZDNet's emails for their unwavering sycophancy to AI, they come up with something completely useful www.zdnet.com/article/your...

We *actually* did see older people with full blown autism, Baby-Bob. They were pearl-clutchingly referred to by our parents and elders as "eccentric"

Morning. ☕️

You do, in fact, love to see this stuff.

Gotta love the algorithm

Only Fins content www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09...

If only one of these blokes could spot talent as well as he can spot a potential damages claim, maybe people might not have such a low opinion of him?

Personal endorsement oppportunity from Hoover looming as well

The Splatterheads were one of Australia’s best dirty rock ‘n roll overdrive bands and I will not hear a bad thing said about them. Thank you

My AFL Grand Final week tradition of binge-watching past GFs gets underway with the 1976 VFL Grand Final: North Melbourne v Hawthorn. #AFLGFWeekMarathon

Did Not Miss the BDO 1995. The Cult were the surprise of the day, wiping the main stage with bands half their age. We left before Ministry finished 'cos they sounded shite.

If you're in Victoria, the last quarter of the VFL Grand Final is shaping up to be an all-time classic. And I'm talking Williamstown v Coburg, Werribee v Port Melbourne classic.

Nobody’s travelling to Kokomo anymore and that’s s… no… I can’t do it…

Happy VFL Grand Final day to all who celebrate. GO PUPS!

I’ll never tire of admiring couples who rock up for the Sunday morning cafe feed after clearly having been rooting like rabbits since the wee hours of the morning. The bed-hair, a t-shirt inside out, eyes can’t stay open, but absolutely wolfing down an artery-clogging meal at speed. Good on ‘em!

Even the Dutch are laughing at them

Nighty, night Cats. No Tom Stewart, no Geelong

My brain is autocompleting 10,000-word profile after 10,000-word profile about how transgressively ~interesting~ Silicon Valley CEOs are for, like, bathing in the blood of their servants or poisoning pandas for sport

No. No you did not.

"Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins is, and always will be, a fucking banger

Only if the rest of us are extraordinarily lucky...

Just a few kangaroos observed getting some vitamin D on this morning’s walk to Daylesford

The Conservative project to control and operate the media as a way to eliminate even the most gentle of opposition ideas, using threats or lawsuits or just any molehill they can mountain-ize, is in full swing. We are careening toward a monopolitical media ecosystem.

Remember that "Abundance" hustler @ezrakleinbot.bsky.social went on the demagogue's show in April to hawk his book. When he says "Can't we all get along" what he means is "Can't rich dudes keep scratching each others' backs as the country burns to the ground?"

Hook these posts on Ezra Klein’s appeasement into my veins please and thank you

Any fool who believes that MAGA and liberalism of any kind can “live together” is weapons-grade deluded. There are literally soldiers, and posses of armed, unidentifiable men rounding up people on the streets of the US at the business of end of an M4, and this cunt still believes in kumbayah

Sadly, it's not the first time this has happened at 3UZ/RSN. When 3UZ remodelled their Elizabeth St studios in the early 00s, an engineer literally found priceless audio files (classic Bill Collins audio, historic Cup calls) in a skip bin. Hardly any of it could be saved. Massive work from Rhett

For the first time in a few years, the radio is my primary source of access to AFLM/W coverage. The fucking state of it! It's probably the same on the telly, but if you fined a commentator for using the word "absolute/absolutely", you'd have silence

This is basically every conservative on Twitter right now.