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Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

Another fantastic walk, perfect weather for it, and all the critters came out to play which was awesome to see. A nice lunch and a brew at the campground afterwards. Couldn’t ask for a better day.

As a Footscray supporter that was an absolute joy seeing Dougie Hawkins and Magic McLean together on The Front Bar. You can clearly see the love they have for each other. Two of my favourite Dogs players growing up.

Imagine replying to a post and being a bit of a smartarse yet clearly misunderstanding the content of the original post then blocking the original poster because they called you out over it. Yeah that.

Yes, I know my enemies, they're the teachers who taught me to fight me

Just about to watch this. One of the greatest football matches in history. AC Milan were absolutely stacked with world superstars. It still amazes me how Liverpool even made it to the final let alone come back to win it against that great Milan team. It really was the Miracle of Istanbul.

Matt Le Tissier when he heard about his beloved Southampton being kicked out of the Championship playoff final…

Succulent Chinese leftovers for lunch and I’m not complaining one little bit. Delicious.

ABC News have made the move to Bluesky and well done to them, but after more than three years the Liverpool Football Club still can’t be bothered. “Stop the Hate” they say, but continue to post on a hate filled platform. Hypocrites.

Even though I’m on some sort of Arsenal moderation list because I may, at some point, have hurt someone’s feelings, I’d still like to congratulate the Gunners for winning the league title. Just a pity a lot of their supporters on Bluesky won’t see this lol.

Southampton kicked out of the Championship playoff final haha that’ll learn ‘em.

Season 2 of On the Roam with Jason Momoa has dropped and episode 1 is about one of my fave bands The Bobby Lees. Jason loves them and decided to help them out after they were struggling to make ends meet. They just couldn’t make a proper living off their music anymore. Pity because they fucken rock.

It’s that time of year again where people feel all kinds of emotions about the release of a new football kit by a sports footwear and apparel company. Meh, whatever, for me as long as the new Liverpool home kit is red then I don’t care.

Servos – god of fuel

Another upstanding citizen and pillar of the community, it’s always the ones in a position of authority and/or trust.

The nice part about today’s edition of Luke’s Bushwalking Adventures™️ was that it was a long walk with no phone or internet reception at all. It’s great having a break from looking at your phone and not having to worry about a thing. Also had a ready made seat for a brew and a rest along the way.

No dimmies mate 🤨

Dennis Locorriere from Dr. Hook has died and when he got to the Pearly Gates Saint Peter just said to him, “walk right in, sit right down.”

ABC News now on Bluesky means people can actually reply to the official account instead of whinging and/or getting angry at a bot.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Taking any kind of boots off after wearing them all day is one of life’s underrated pleasures. Ah, that’s better.

The only thing worse about walking up a steep hill on a rough and narrow bush track is walking down a steep hill on a rough and narrow bush track. Especially when it’s slippery. Very treacherous. Do not recommend.

Alright off we go. This is called the Benwerrin Walk with the first section being part of the Great South West Walk. ‘Tis a nice walk. Catch you later!

Portland Bay, Victoria right now. Can’t see a thing. There is a bay and a harbour and port area out there somewhere.

The racist flagshagging Tommy Ten Names disciples must be overjoyed by an Englishman of Indian heritage winning the PGA Championship.

Had to drive to Portland early this morning and it was really foggy and hard to see. Thankfully just about everyone from trucks, buses and cars had their lights on. Except for a few vehicles. Stupid and dangerous. Fuckheads.

We’re very lucky in Australia to have so many places that are free of light pollution where the night sky is amazing.

Did not mark down the Eagles vs Giants as one of the most entertaining games on my round 10 bingo card but here we are. #AFLEaglesGiants

Don’t know how to feel about Xabi Alonso being appointed Chelsea’s new manager. It’s a four year contract but I don’t see him lasting anywhere near that long because that’s their style. It’s a poisoned chalice. I’d like to wish him the best of luck but I wouldn’t really mean it.

Trying to get a gas bottle refill around here is a real struggle. It’s all Swap ‘n’ Go but all I want is my 4kg 3/8” fitting camping cylinder filled up. Nearest place that’ll just do a simple refill for it is 85km away at the BCF in MG. Bugger.

The USA is dead and the rest of the world says thank fuck for that now pour me that champagne please.

Greyhound

FC115 win the El Plastico and the FA Cup yeah nah don’t care. If it was two proper clubs playing in the final I might’ve stayed up and watched it.

Well this isn’t a good look, pull ya fucken heads in ya bunch of dickheads. Get off the pitch! Absolutely ridiculous.

And pure joy for the Celtic supporters right now. It’s not over yet though.

The drama, the tension, the relief, the pain. Football eh.

This is going to be one hectic and chaotic finish to this football match. Incredible drama, you can see what it means for the supporters in the crowd. They must be emotionally drained already.

This Celtic vs Hearts title decider is fun to watch, pure sporting theatre at its finest. You can feel the tension build the longer this second half goes. Love the drama.

This Celtic vs Hearts title decider…

This is diabolical, I can’t believe what I’m seeing. We’re actually making Carlton look good. Fucken horrendous football by the Dogs, skill errors and terrible decision making galore. Awful. We don’t deserve to win. #AFLBluesDogs

This is fucken shit, my eyeballs are burning watching this. If anyone wants to experience some high level Guantanamo Bay style torture then just tune into the Carlton vs Dogs match. #AFLBluesDogs

A craptacular first half of football and unfortunately I don’t see the standard improving. Just need the Dogs to win then I can forget this game ever happened. #AFLBluesDogs

Now we’ve got Bailey Williams added to the list of walking wounded, all these injuries are killing us, the football gods fucken hate the Dogs right now. #AFLBluesDogs

Even on one leg The Bont is still the man 🤩 #AFLBluesDogs

It’s AFL Indigenous Round so hopefully the scene is set for Arty Jones to turn it on. Go Dogs! #AFLBluesDogs

Carlton at rock bottom and their head coach walks before he’s sacked so just watch them turn it on tonight against my Dogs. You just know it’s gonna happen, it often does in this situation in sports.