Someone more tech savvy than me please do a an Animal Crossing/Dharma Initiative mashup.

Now reading an important document of our times.

The best thing about 30 Rock is that this is probably the fourth or fifth-best joke in the scene. “Criminal skull shape,” “Irish Arguments Weekly,” and “Hundreds of dollars in taxes” are all sharp as hell gags which deserve more love.

A fair few nature strips for Jess to start mowing down on the peninsula.

It should be enshrined in law that no-one who works on your car should be able to change the radio station.

These chucklefucks never watched Lethal Weapon 2 during a rain delay in the cricket and it shows.

Old man free to yell at bike lanes.

In which I was glad for an intermission, the word “exclusive” does some heavy lifting, and you all hear too much about my medical issues. dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com/2026/01/08/d...

Morticia y Gomez

Employer: So it says here on your resume that you were working for ICE for four years? Me, sweating nervously: No, I was… uh… just smoking ice. That’s it.” E: Smoking ice? That’s alright then. Welcome aboard.”

Telling my girlfriend we’re going to watch Heated Rivalry.

Fired from Guzman y Gomez for putting eggplant in the tacos.

Vampires don’t exist, unless you count Dracula

‘The Moose’ by Woody Allen

Bands need to bring back saxophone solos in rock songs

I always give a fake name at my Alcoholics Pseudonymous meetings.

The only good ‘slop’ comes between ‘slip’ and ‘slap’.

I’m not gonna say it. But if you’re gonna write it? Nine Es. That’s from the man himself.

My partner says I never listen, but I didn’t catch what else she said.

“Brady, you’re mad. You loved your country. You were a patriot.” “Not anymore, Mr Bond. I discovered there were great opportunities for great men like me.” “Great men? You think you’re serving a noble purpose, but in the end you’re just a buccaneer. I’m sorry if that… deflates your self image.”

I like JKR the same way I like my tea

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, even as his mother died of a broken heart, was sent to live with his aunt and uncle on Tatooine while his sister was raised on Alderaan.

I recognise one, and only one, USS Defiant

It’s the 22nd of December youtu.be/336sopN3rL4?...

“There is no Dana, there is only Zuul.”

Before Paul Kelly wrote the sequel song, my original interpretation was Joe was writing Dan a suicide note. Whether he was consciously aware of it or not. #GravyDay

“Tongue to Head on 69” Gerard Whateley on SEN working a little after dark. #Ashes

Me going into 2026

“She’s got an avalanche packed in a snowball.” youtu.be/KwA61y_B77U?...

Oh yes, Josh Frydenberg lecturing us. I’m sure that will make Victorians pause and reflect on antisemitism.

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

You will be visited by three spirits

Movie theatres forever

New Victorian tourism campaign just dropped

Yeah, I’m a Swiftie. I’m all about those modest proposals, baby.

The worst thing you can actually do in a game of cricket is pull one of the stumps out of the ground and stab your opponent with it. But making a duck in each inning is still pretty bad, I guess.

“We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time.”

In addition to this being a great thread, I dare say this film would be several orders of magnitude better than the actual Cocaine Bear, which I gave a resounding “meh.”

Teller refused to comment.

The IT specialists.

“In the future, everyone will be leader of the Victorian Liberal Party for fifteen minutes.”

Shannon with his finger on the pulse as usual.

This mob couldn’t run a fucking bath, let alone the state. It sounds like some of them are scared they might actually win the next election and have to do some real work, rather than just chirping from the cheap seats.

Do not eat.