I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Imagine if you were taking a nap and a bunch of sandwiches ran in your room, freaked out, and ran back out

"SHIT" "FUCK" "NO" "FUCK" "SHIT" "FUCK"

It's both disingenuous to celebrate Proton (who are a business making money in a friendly nation) as bulletproof, and to compare them to Google, who make money by mining your email content. Understand your threat model and message accordingly. www.404media.co/proton-mail-h...

A small human (4?) has been given a very important job. She is the official carrot holder! But Tiny Human has an idea! She shall also be the official carrot poker! Poking her big brother here... Poking her little brother there... It's a tough job but she's the one to do it! (2)

His YouTube channel is a lot of fun.

Maybe you're too cool to be involved with model boats, but that probably means you've never seen a Russian submarine being chased by an angry Moorhen:)

Your reminder that Joss Whedon wasn’t allowed to be alone with 14 year old Michelle Trachtenberg. Just if you’re getting excited about his career re-launch and don’t care about his revolting behaviour toward Charisma Carpenter.

”Vote Labour Get ACT“ a Wellington story

According to President Zelenskyy, countries in the Middle East fired about 800 patriot missiles in just three days — more than Ukraine has had during the entire war.

I once called house majority leader steve scalise a molerat on Twitter & he got so mad he called Microsoft to complain & an HR lady called me laughing to say please don’t call US Representatives molerats with MS in your profile but it’s fine if you just remove that part

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

So the Minister for Education who forced schools to drop consent education from their health curriculum has gone to celebrate the release of a prominent child rapist at the religious compound he lives in. Am I missing anything about this Briscoes Epstein Island story?

Buying US butter as a 'screw you' to fonterra, or buying NZ butter as a 'screw you' to the US...

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

i made a starter back of beautiful and unique manuscripts you can browse online! (with links) for anyone that wants a good way to spend an afternoon :) open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...

Mathématiques modernes Jason Eskenazi

This would *significantly* set these kids back from being able to enter the modern workforce, not to mention kneecap their online security/anti-scam education, and devastate a significant number of kids through social isolation. Especially at-risk kids. Cascading generational damage.

America will bomb your country until there's nothing left and then come back 20 years later and make a movie about how depressed their AI got from doing it

Oh FFS. iPhone SE, MacBook SE. Who the hell is doing naming at Apple?

Dr. Norman Bethune was one of the most influential physicians of his era. He pioneered the use of a mobile blood transfusion unit in war zones, and introduced modern medicine to rural China. Revered in China, it took decades for Canada to honour him. This is his story. 🧵 1/12

In 1936, he went to serve in the Spanish Civil War where he created a blood transfusion service at the front lines. This was the first of its kind, and revolutionized battlefield medicine. He returned home in 1937 to raise money for the war effort. 🧵 6/12

#AICouldNever Today I want some uplifting joyful energy from a group of young indigenous Siberian women. How about you? www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvNe...

Grande Brodalisque II is part of my series of dudes in man caves. After I share some background about this satirical artwork, I describe the details of the composition. youtu.be/gO-D-HObg3k #brodalisque #grandeodalisque #guerrillagirls #oilpainting #art

I will be attending MCM London again in May! I hope to have some fresh new art and to meet some of you there!

A couple (20s?) are sprawled out, starfish style, talking softly and laughing in the middle of a sports oval in a pretty, tree lined valley. An energetic dog (spaniel?) happily doing laps around them. Birds singing. Cicadas click-clicking. A nearby river gurgling on its way to the sea. (2)

If anyone is friends with any Georgian air traffic controllers, buy them a nice bottle of wine. As guardians of pretty much the only narrow gap still available between Europe and Asia that avoids both Iran, the Gulf, Ukraine and Russia, they are under some substantial pressure.

I’m convinced this is how a bay leaf would talk

So I guess the next presser is whether Luxon supports the US goal of bringing about armageddon?

Irina Vasilyeva (Russian, b.1931) "Egyptian Cat," Stained glass #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #caturday #catlover

Shared by someone with “No Gen AI” in her bio, who’s blocking people who point it out. Someone a *lot* of you apparently follow. And oh hey, look where the pic on the left seems to have originated, per reverse image search - only one of the most obnoxious content thieves of twitter.

George Miller as Cassandra was not, on the whole, the role I would prefer for him.

Story time, y'all, about the time I witnessed nearly this exact scenario play out in real time. It's 2003 or 2004. Serena, Venus, Anna Kournikova, and Brenda Shultz-McCarthy played an indoor exhibition event at Rupp Arena. Both Williams sisters had won majors at this point. 🧵/x

Well, in more pleasant news, the Fish Doorbell is back... 🧪

New Zealand has more sunshine than Germany. But only 1 in 35 homes here has rooftop solar. Australia? 1 in 3. Why? I tried to find out - despite some strange secrecy www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Truly an exceptional specimen

You don’t often get to see the moment when someone realizes they could never live without someone.

Brother Ignatz you wretched beast, you rascal, you miserable scoundrel

ah yes, the two genders

One reason Hannah Spencer did well is she passed the “gets it test” few politicians do on two levels. First: personally we heard praise she seemed normal in touch & respected voters. Second message; the below from her speech is the perfect distillation of what we hear in groups.

Scream season

-increase speed limits: kids getting hit by cars -make school lunches cheaper: mouldy slop for kids -cut IT jobs: hospital IT system failing -cancel ferries: no new ferries -ban gang patches: more gang members Results!

A good move from Waitrose - sometimes you have to make the decision on behalf of consumers and stop selling something They stopped selling Swordfish some time ago, because despite looking around the globe they said they could not find a sustainable source for it www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bloody plumbers coming over here taking our seats in parliament

NZ Labour pls pay attention challenge

Masterfully done, Mr Starmer. Just as well the Democrats and New Zealand Labour have been taking advice from your people!

Oh my god what did he do