We experienced a truly incredible moment at the aquarium when this octopus decided to be a total jerk to its tankmate.

I hate the Nazgûl’s treatment of the hobbits as much as you do but the security of Middle Earth is critical in this age. I believe we can strike a balance between the rights of Shire residents and black land border enforcement with proper training and funding.

shrewdles

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

South Korea court finds disgraced ex-president guilty in martial law case https://aje.news/xm81fq

Why has no one cast Tim Curry as the Bursar in a Discworld series?

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪

Cosmic angst. #grickledoodle #horror #lovecraftian #cthulhu #teens #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

The most under-rated native bird

We have an update on Charlie’s newfound love of printing.

Similarly, the FSU, are supporting the child porn generator. They are part of the cluster of lobbying and funding orgs formed around ACT, a party run for years by a child molester.

The problem is that the child porn website is owned by the richest man in the world, who no one wants to pick a fight with, and even less so now that he's aligned with the president of the U.S., himself a maniacal sex criminal. Nothing gets fixed without breaking the political power of big money

Do you have a favorite myth from ancient Greece or Rome? Tell me about your favorite myth or mythological creature in the comments! #brodalisque #greekmyth #ariadne #minotaur #artwork

cadeau

A busker (60s?) is playing bluegrass on a banjo while sitting outside a country supermarket. Grinning at people who pass. When a small human (3?) shyly approaches and drops money into his case he plays a special riff in thanks. Small human looking very pleased. (3)

One of the glories of 80s music videos is that were basically 3-5 minute short films that were not necessarily required to have any particular link to the song in question. I remember "Billy don't you use my number" as having a Mad Max theme, but I sold it short... www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7Z-...

I bet the first horse to get ridden by humans was really embarrassed about the whole thing

We used to do real science

also wow i was killing it with these sketches wtf

The season’s first orphaned Ruru was admitted to Birdcare Aotearoa's nursery. BCA says with food, rest, and flight practice this feisty youngster can be released in a safe location. Want to donate? birdcareaotearoa.org.nz/donate/ Video source: instagram.com/p/DR-9wwck0OQ #owlsintowels 💛🦉 🇳🇿

Well Professor, it's Christmas Day 1952 and you're on the phone to the Prime Minister of South Africa asking for permission to commandeer a military flight over contested airspace to obtain a fish which may or may not be unusual. For some reason he agrees to this.

It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.

Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain (Pitter Patter)

brother gregor's fish dumplings now in color

I liked this one

I AM FUCKING *DECEASED* LOL Spanish equivalent of The Onion or The Beaverton announces "Denmark changes the name of Greenland to Epstein Island so that Trump will quit talking about it"

Oh my god she uploaded a slow motion video and it's amazing. He's just like me fr running as best he can and still going backwards over and over!

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

/8 A huge part of what makes it very hard to convict Jonathan Ross for murder was baked into America generations before Trump was President. That’s the primary factor that lets law enforcement kill with impunity, not Trump. Dick Wolf has killed more black men than Leopold II.

out February 4 💜🪐

Timeline cleansing

How does a 5 kilo animal make such loud slurping noises eating its toe jam?

You know something that everyone hated at the time but is aging well? The end of the Battlestar Galactica reboot

OK so there are still a few decent April Fools’ efforts out there: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VDn...

My Roomba just absconded with a mechanical pencil. Is this GenAI?

A young human (8?) spots a nail polish display and exclaims: "Dad! Look at these! I'd be SO beautiful if I wore these!" Dad (20s?) scratches his jaw. "Dunno mate. $16 is a bit pricey. I reckon you're beautiful already, but tell ya what, how 'bout we get some of those $4 ones instead?" (2)

“Every morning for the remainder of her life, Delenn watches the sunrise in her late husband's place.”

It always bemuses me that people recommend the crushingly mediocre GIMP and not Krita as a free image editor/digital painter.

I Carry A Torch For You*

I am WHEEZING. PLEASE watch all the way to the end

Capitalism. #grickledoodle #capitalism #elves #santaclaus #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #horror

In ManageMyHealth related weirdness, the third shareholder of the MMH / Cerebus companies, Russell Graham CLARKE is also director of two companies, each of which seems to 100% own the other (ie an ownership loop). R G CLARKE & ASSOCIATES LIMITED (562319) RUSSELL CLARKE TRUSTEE LIMITED (1894753)

Aotearoa bsky peeps - can anyone recommend folks, preferably in Wellington, who can provide assistance in a China-New Zealand custody issue?

The real evidence of the decline of Western Civilisation is how rarely I heard Snoopy’s Christmas in 2025.