Just a drawing of a skull who feels how I feel

To be fair to this AI survey unlike others I’ve seen, they have good ACTIVELY DON’T WANT THIS options to tick so do go ahead and loudly tick them all

The point of gaslighting is to waste time, forcing everyone to explain, analysing evidence, bringing proof. The “truth” is always shifting, it’s whatever they want it to be, while we all slowly go nuts, desperately explaining. They want us to go nuts, this is their game, this is their strategy

My ridiculous painting based on a true story of a shameless thieving gull who took my pizza while I was trying to have lunch on the shores of the Bosphorus

Not sure I’ve shared this one yet but here is my drawing of the glorious Rimmer in glorious pink

“You have 8469 emails that hope to find you well”

The entire Bones series is held up by everyone taking turns to say “You’re a good man, Booth” though (maybe because) there is extremely little evidence to suggest it Once you notice that line it comes up in a lot elsewhere. Stop reassuring useless male characters they are good like you’re their mum

Because I was wading through my archive here another speedy painting I did using virtual oils the marvellous Rebelle.

Every algorithm is an enthusiastic right wing funnel. Into astronomy, /space/ physics? COOL here is only AI & Musk content Into cooking/plant-based COOL here is extreme lifestyle hacking Do you want to buy literally anything? COOL Here is only memecoin content Anything creative? COOL back to AI

Something is so fundamentally broken. I used to do some styling for comedians/actors and even for tight budgets you could easily find amazing, cool, weird stuff from even high street brands Even at higher price points now everything feels beige, plain, flimsy, unmemorable, unrisky, dull

A nice butterfly design on a T-shirt? Why not ruin it by printing “Nama-Slay” underneath

This is my new book cover I drew - all done in Rebelle with virtual oils

Celebrate your 30th anniversary with your wife by peeling off your own skin and wearing your ex’s skin

Here is a brand new book cover I illustrated & designer last year for this v fun vampire noir book series by LM Dodds

Guys if jussssst as you’re saying bye at the end of some group thing you say to just one girl Oh me & friends get together to play board games on Saturdays And I say oh I don’t like board games but you keep insisting, “oh well you know if you ever are interested” Then that is a stealth date right

The small chunks of my life where I was able to simply draw and write for pleasure without constantly worrying about how to monetise every moment otherwise I wouldn’t be able to make rent - were infinitely happier

The entire media right now desperately falling over themselves to be this guy

Every time I ask the gyno in pain the answer is either they laugh at me and say the pain is normal or they say out loud to me that it is “impossible” that I would feel pain “there” The pain is both normal and impossible

A lot of the point of it all is to inundate everyone with such a volume of bullshit it seeps into every day life, a diarrhoea filling every available space We become obliged to comment, post, think, discuss all the poop instead of doing our work at hand - our lives & industries break as a result

Will very very much try to do more art this year. I was doing well in ‘25 but got badly knocked off schedule by a couple of Bad People but I am rebuilding slowly Here is one from before to cheer me on

We need another term for Exposition Proclamations, repeated again and again through an episode because the execs are convinced everyone is second screening Dude we are second screening precisely BECAUSE of this decrepitude

I can’t really afford another subscription but I’ve been playing with the free trial of Kagi and it feels quite great Such a big % of my work is research, but Google is an abomination. Am so used to skipping past the top results, it took me a beat to realise I did not have to do that with Kagi

Has anyone “making” AI “films” ever actually seen a film The answer is no

Similar crazy curve for adoption of selling personal data

What is so dumb is that I have never fallen for cults / narcissist leaders, I clocked people like Musk earlier than friends etc BUT In my personal life I am useless. I was so much of a people pleaser I got so absurdly accommodating to them I basically became a recommended YMCA for them

Google results remind me of the free little brochures folded into the big Sunday Times that always fell out, selling cover to cover tat, Royal family memorabilia, country-living anoraks

I hear every single bully and emotional abuser I’ve had in my head like a cacophonous chorus, cringing and pointing and laughing at me every time I try to make a single artistic mark on any surface, which are honestly, quite difficult working conditions

This is a terrible approach to veganism. Watson may have made up the word “vegan” but he does not control your personal philosophy or approach to it. He also didn’t invent non-animal-product lifestyle Eg. Let’s see…… Buddhism Hinduism It also has an Enlightenment/first wave feminist history

Yeah I’ve noticed this weird phenomenon of people who are Liberal Except For Masks & they parrot extreme right wing views on it. They are even advocates of disability inclusion elsewhere. It’s like a void in their brains, to face it would implode their privilege maybe? I can’t work it out

They gave Balatro an 18+ only rating because it had poker cards in it. Disney Solitaire has literal actual real money gambling with dark pattern lootbox microtransactions and is for ages 3 and above.

I have gone no contact with the entirety of one entire half of my family and let me tell you, every moment away from them is an elixir that has cured all ills. No therapy, meds, talking, partying, hobbies whatever did what this did. My anxiety dissolved by 80% practically overnight.

Babe, wake up - new 12 Days of Christmas just dropped:

I don’t know if you’be seen this but this glorious platypus facing an existential crisis (trying on wings) has been my acting logo for the last few years for my design company Today I officially promote Otto to my official logo. Pls enjoy

Where all your 2026 emails will find me entombed inside

I bought an eagle statue. (For work). It arrived with its tail broken. I do not want it whether it is broken or not really. I contacted the seller saying I want to return it. They immediately sent a second eagle. I have two eagles. Wondering how many more eagles they will send so I don’t return it

We watched Tokyo Godfathers as our Christmas film - first time I’ve seen it - it’s really great. The character acting in the animation is phenomenal. A v solid pairing with your Die Hards

I try to type “I love you” to my betrothed - and it autocompletes???? Excuse me, hello no - *I* love him, not you - stop elbowing your way IN, let me TYPE out my letters of LOVE, I mean every single one And then you have people out there ChatGPTing their way through an entire relationship

A classic formula: Make a girl crazy by persistently abusing her until - She finally fights back Then you get to point at her and show everyone how crazy she is and punish her for fighting As SOON as you begin to abuse her, she has already lost

Sometimes boxing uses its powers for good

The female boxing fights on that card were very real & very good, and it is both amazing that they are being platformed so widely AND also awful that they are there to legitimatising Paul’s nincompoopery & exploitation, as he positions himself as someone women’s boxing must be grateful for

I was a member of Joshua’s gym in London and I have seen this man train. When barely breaking a sweat jogging, the treadmill - a top of the line, expensive Ferrari of a treadmill - absolutely buckled, shuddering, gasping for breath under him Just some good memories

Oh my good kerning gods they USED A DIFFERENT FONT

Purge a narcissist out of your life! Today! Resistance begins at home! Time sucks?? Literally a part time job listening to everYthiNg wrong in their life? Purge! Walking on eggshells, terrified they’ll explode if you say the “wrong thing”? Purge! Relentlessly a dick then say “it’s a joke”?? PURGE

I had a narcissist final boss in my hen house and I have spent the last few years giving them quite an enormous benefit of the doubt. It finally blew up a few months ago and I am so so happy that they are out of my life but devastated that I lost so much time to them.

This is v cool. It isn’t just the £500 of saving. It is the mental space saved as well. Knowing their kid will be fed that day, not having to make constant budget/ pound-to-calorie ratio decisions

I don’t want to be too much of an ass but Mila Kunis’ role was barely written, barely conceived, there was at most maybe two minor emotions. She is very bad sure but the role being bad makes no sense It smacks of some obligatory contractural obligation from somewhere to have her in the movie

I really thought that finally this year I would have some finished creative thing out in public for someone to have or buy or watch or read, however small and I have failed again

This toilet is for people who identify as men. This toilet is for people who identify as women. And this is a gender neutral toilet. And this bucket in the street is for TERF women, & for the TERF guys we have a stream outback full of penis fish Everybody is happy especially the penis fish

This is the way

Narcissistic abuse is about controlling the narrative with them at the centre, even at their own detriment. It’s fascinating. Eg. I am convinced my mum *wanted* my dad to crash when driving, she argued constantly from when we got in till we got out. It’d be a tragedy but she’d be at the centre of it