Ah well nevertheless

Welp I guess this is Jeffrey Epstein's Spotify profile open.spotify.com/user/jeevaca...

If Amazon are concerned about maintaining 007 continuity, there's only one answer.

Every element of this is comedic perfection.

Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman, Batman and Robin

The only police commissioner I trust is Jim Gordon.

"Better to trim and burn the infected branch, or even the whole tree."

As usual 90% of cops give the rest a bad name

Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

PSA: "Back to the Future" starting on Duke

Why would the NZ Herald not name Tim Jago as this "well-known" NZer in this case. Very peculiar indeed.

Am I doing this right?

Mamdani is going to implement Shania law, but that don't impress me much.

Dear RNZ Mediawatch, If I wanted to listen to Mike Hosking I'd listen to Mike Hosking.

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

Try to tell people that pre-Disney the Holiday Special was basically the red-headed stepchild of Star Wars which for years Lucas disowned, and they'll just stare at you (much like Leia in the aforementioned Star Wars Holiday Special)

Super cool we're having February weather in November. Not concerning at all.

"Gremlins 3" coming in 2027 (if Zaslav doesn't can it for a tax break I suppose)

"That “Classic Plan” option only appeared if a customer went to cancel their subscription. Consumer NZ called that a “flagrant breach of goodwill and trust” and lodged a complaint with the Commerce Commission, which decided against a formal investigation but did send [MS] a warning letter."

NZ First MPs keep proposing laws they have no intention of passing, and the media falls for it every time. thespinoff.co.nz/politics/06-...

A little example, I think, of how our political media generally struggles to zoom out and look at systemic issues, not just react to the news of the day. There is a story here; it's not about fireworks. It's about NZ First's abuse of the members' Bill ballot to generate headlines.

🚨 STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING MUM AND DAD ARE BACK 🚨 variety.com/2025/film/ne...

The Pantheon of Plastic, Shirley Henderson edition @fromthemorgue.bsky.social

When I heard Dr Nick Chamberlain on #RNZ saying that the measles vaccine is not like Covid, it's a scientifically proven vaccine... I pulled over to see what his role is... Wow, that's a strange comment to hear from the Health NZ National Director.

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

Nighthawks 2025 From the new Private Eye, out now.

Who would win in a Soul Tearing competition though.

"Kiwi" x.com/tttttt0303p/...

JJ Abrams moderated a Knives Out Q&A today. things are happening that have never happened before 😵‍💫 Rian joked “Let's talk about the franchise trilogy everyone wants to hear us talk about...the Knives Out trilogy." credit to @rockmarooned.bsky.social

I'm watching Educators on tvnz+ and some time ask me what it was like in the same drama class as Jackie van Beek and Taika Waititi (and TCGW's Andrew Mulligan)

In case you're wondering who's representing the third, fifth and seventh defendants in the defamation action against Tamaki et al, it's this guy.

OMG PULP AT SPARK ARENA NEXT FEB

It is a truth universally acknowledged that nobody who hosts a Great Gatsby party has ever read The Great Gatsby

#5

MIL came back from New York bearing gifts

Helen Lewis writes in The Atlantic about attending the Riyadh Comedy Festival "You drop six or seven figures to fly in Louis C.K., and he won’t even write some new material? Disrespectful. Send this man to the Ritz-Carlton."

Deputy Mayor Geoff Taylor, christ on a bike

When she's not really your aunt but she introduces herself as that.

When she's not really your aunt but she introduces herself as that.

Pretttttty pleased with my review of "A House of Dynamite" (Bigelow, 2025) letterboxd.com/dritchie/fil...

Celebrity Traitors doing a bang up job of proving just how self centred slebs are. Every incident has to be framed as how it changes perception of them and nobody else.

Its a charity quiz FFS they're not going to turn away anybody even rival quiz outfits.

Another quiz question: without looking it up, how many first year aspiring medical students will in the first cohort at the new medical school at Waikato? a: 0 - 99 b: 100 - 199 c: 200+

It's not often* you find the NZ Herald pushing white supremacy in its opinion pages, but here we are.

Somebody please re-write Blur's "Tracy Jacks" to be about Tracy Letts