Trump marks the passing of Robert Duvall by saying "there was no better Olive Oyl".

Son's Chromebook has stopped charging 😢

Define "English" please and thank you.

HBO launching in NZ, end of Neon as an SVOD service I'd say

Nice

Wairarapa friends: the Red Cross has six families keen to have sewing machines and we are out of stock there. Could you please ask your neighbours, aunties, sports buddies etc ? Email any offers to [email protected] please 🧵💚 Please share!

personally i think jay-z has most likely been looking at a two digit readout this whole time and he's got absolutely no idea how much problems

Hot take: Jacob Elordi might claim to be 6'5" but if his Madame Tussauds figure is accurate he's more like 6'3"

Roses are red The Bible's a book Aloha Kānaka For shanking James Cook

Happy valientines day motherhuggers

Heated Rivalry but it's Canadian and American curlers

Congratulations are due to Skinny Mobile's and Trivago's respective marketing teams for convincing me to never use their services.

Woman (1990)

SWMBO has joined the local film society and I was looking forward to discussing De Palma's "Phantom of the Paradise" with her but... it's not screening in the Hamilton branch.

The hits just keep on coming

Jerry M’Aguirre, the Wrath of God

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

Fartaitai

Post a banger not in English

Great poster for Star Wars by Mark Englert

I got a 90% discount code for Kermode and Mayo for one month and I just really can't be bothered.

Chris Noonan directed "Babe" but George Miller directed "Babe 2: Pig in the City" which explains an awful lot.

Not sure if "The Housemaid" earning exactly $350m passes the smell test or not. www.the-numbers.com/movie/Housem...

I thoroughly enjoyed this breakdown of Blue Monday

How long have the US used the pet name "Macca's" for Mickey D's?

Someone actually told me they weren't watching the Super Bowl because Bad Bunny was playing and "Why can't they have a good ol' American band play instead. Well, he's from Puerto Rico which is American but also:

Original Muppet Show guests who would be good to do it again include but are not limited to: Steve Martin Leslie Uggams Paul Simon Ones who would be bad: Sylvester Stallone John Cleese Chris Langham

Omg it was the greatest dopamine hit

Hey remember when Hulk Hogan got booed in LA last January. Wrestling crowds know what's up.

My GP always asks at the start of the consult and I always decline

*sigh*.... It was a squeaky dog toy

Stripping this of its original context because it is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Already legal in NZ FWIW. I wonder who his cousin is that he's eying up?

Marina ain't messing around

No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

1200 millihelens

I hope he got paid a metric shit-ton for this

Bruh, Epstein's wikipedia page has called him a "convicted sex offender" since before the Obama administration. Gotta love an academic who simply chooses not to do the most basic research about their patron.

Get wrecked, NZ Herald, this bozo's an Aucklander

Is Steve Braunias on some sort of bingo card I should be aware of? My DMs are open.

Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks. They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.

why would Jeffrey Epstein be so interested in paying someone to write a book on Lolita I cannot possibly imagine ALSO BRIAN BOYD YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE MONEY FROM A SEX TRAFFICKER HE HAD ALREADY BEEN PROSECUTED FOR IT AND PLED GUILTY

Blimey, that's a headline.

Insert your own punchline

Watching Home Alone could also lead you to an After Hours watch courtesy of John Heard __and__ Catherine O'Hara (as if you needed a reason to watch After Hours).

I believe... in Aamereedd

Haha, get tae fuck Amazon