Emo Pony (e-mony?)

Make a Bond movie casual The Spunk Who Pashed Me

What did Verkerks do to piss Woolworths off so much their products are kept away from the rest of the salamis etc

Make a Bond movie casual Licence to Operate a Forklift

Lord, grant me the amount of spare time which POTUS appears to have.

Blessings to you on this holiest of days

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. The very next day I gave you the rest of my artichoke.

If you have Samsung TV then channel 1001 is wall-to-wall "30 Rock"

Cunk spittin Christmas cheer

Spoilers for Wake Up Dead Man but yeah

Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day Kali ma shakti de

please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE

It's not Christmas until etc etc etc

The long national nightmare is over - after 21 years this is Matinee Idle's last season! (Actual response: "boooooooooooooo! this sucks why can't we have fun things anymore")

Does Coca-Cola make your country’s favourite drink?

3 days before Christmas and David is WFH with 2 teens and no internet. Pray for David as he calls Orcon to try and fix something which is probably out of their control.

A Lord of the Rings cover band called Beorn Again

This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄

Regularly the highlight of the Sunday supplement. Tremendous work!

To everyone on Bluesky finding out about Walliams and despairing at the fact that "I read those books to my kids" I just want to reassure them that it's OK. He didn't write them.

"David Walliams is a sex pest" has been on bingo cards for a while. Now look into who actually writes the books.

Craig Mazin has had the weirdest career

Shit parking of Hamilton, Golf Club edition

Thanks, Oprah

Can we talk about how New World promoting raw chicken on wooden chopping boards gives me a full body shudder?

In today's F&S newsletter I whakamihi to an esteemed colleague. Later today, Simon Morris posts his final episode of At the Movies for RNZ - over 1000 shows since 2002. He (and the show) will be missed. substack.funeralsandsnakes.net/p/wednesday-...

"I am satisfied that the evidence presently before the Court establishes that there is a reasonable argument that the regulations are unlawful in a judicial review sense."

When's the Criterion release of The Last Jedi

I knew Trump's post about Rob Reiner would make at least one of the late-night guys snap. I hope all of them do, but since his got out there first, I can now confirm that at least Seth did, and he did so perfectly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUW2...

"please verify your email address to use our wifi" haha not fucking likely te awa

Rob Reiner's 2nd credited TV role: "Delivery Boy" in a 1967 episode of Batman.

Good to know I got jabbed with a WMD when one of my two pet kidney stones dropped in January.

I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television

As of 1 minute ago I have no children at primary school

Julian Batchelor: I'm not racist, I just say racist things. I am very smart. I have rich friends. 🧐

Fuuuuuuuuuuck this. Between Spinal Tap 2 and The Bear, the Reiner-sance was upon us.

Apropos of a work conversation on "login" vs "sign in"

Fun fact: the guitarist and bassist are both called Nick as well. (On consideration "fun" might be pushing it)

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

OHMSS is canonically a Christmas film

Nightmare blunt rotation: Barry Young, John Ansell, Mr. 2012

Surely Grays Sports Almanac was too thin to contain *all* sports results 1950 - 2000

One, two, thre, four, fyve, fyve-and-one, fyve-and-two, eight, nyne, ten.

Funny old world: I listened to the same number of hours of podcasts in 2024 and 2025 // @pocketcasts.com

Any other Welcome To Derry viewers think Skarsgård was doing his best Daniel Plainview voice

Ardern's preferred PM ratings ranged from 65% to 29%. Luxon's have ranged from 41% to 18.8%

I dunno if I'd call it heresy but it is extremely on point that this Whitehouse with Vance as Catholic convert VP, in a time of various cosplaying trad caths running wild, would get the Feast of the Immaculate Conception wrong in the precise way you'd expect cos-playing Catholics to get it wrong

A casual observation that school summer holidays don't even go for 10 weeks.

Forgive my drum banging, but teenagers don't lose everything to romance scams and crypto rug-pulls, nor are they the ones getting radicalised against public figures in FB groups and occupying parliament. The kids are better suited to modern life on the t'internet than their elders.

The hot water cupboard is the coolest room in the house rn