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dry july status: bungled

i wish dele alli was in the england squad

i have been hating on the hydration break, but it is actually a good time to get a drink of water

fuck to belgium

Is anyone else going to get up at 4am for the England Congo game cos.. I might

i regret to inform you i have football fever

Issuing a “Geez Louise” on that goal

My friend died a few weeks ago and I had a dream 2 days ago that I visited him in the hospital and he got better and lived. That’s a new low point (dream edition)

hell yeah morocco

fkn love a penalty shootout (as a neutral)

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

Kid woke me up and now there’s a weird noise outside so might as well stay up for the Brazil Japan kickoff

heh heh heh #thecricket

RIP to a legend ▫️Survived the atomic bombing of Nagasaki ▫️Pioneered drag culture in Japan and was one of the first openly gay celebrities there ▫️Had a relationship with Yukio Mishima and became his muse ▫️Delighted Hayao Miyazaki in the recording booth for Princess Mononoke #voiceacting

I think we should start measuring government programmes in Hayden Donnell's 'metres of roading'. Lowering the age of bowel cancer screening to 45? 5 metres of road. A year of Three Waters? 63 metres of road. Reading recovery? 13mm of road.

(Cameron Winter voice) there’s a bug in my car!

My dining table is 250+ and it sucks lol

Some of you have never talked to a 49 year old national voter from Christchurch before and it shows

The Steam Machine costs too much money because of greedy freaks. But a community has formed around optimizing a low budget alternative made from failed PlayStation 5's that got turned into crypto mining cards and then resold as garbage. aftermath.site/bc250-steam-ma...

Seeing someone open up an LLM and ask it how to do their (well paid, highly skilled?) job on a screen share makes me instantly lose all respect for them

It’s my deeply held belief that Belgium should get in the bin and New Zealand can beat them at the footy (no one reply to this thanks)

did the tvnz spain/uruguay stream just explode

John Henry versus the Steam Machine

i am going to assemble an elite team for next year's northland moth plant elimination contest

What the fuck lol

this pause in play in philly is having unintended impact on how much work i was going to get done today

I love Valve and Steam (and computers!) but the idea of spending 3 grand on a decked out steam machine to run … steam on the Tele is.. not appealing

@jkrshw.bsky.social if it isn’t me old mate Jesse!

Hell yeah

are you really at a millennial dinner party if it doesn't end up on listening to Ween's The Pod

The funny thing about Tool is you could just do it in 4/4 and it would be just as good

The warriors are in fine fettle IMO

Still time for the chiefs to turn this around

holy shit it looks windy in Wellington. D Mac did a kick and it landed behind him

I’ve got what they call a fighters grace

driving down to akl for a geg then driving back the same night fuckin rocks - save on booze - drive the boyz around to shaolin noodles, then the show, then drop them off home - spooky fog

my pantry is bare of dank chutneys :^(

RIP Bobby Prince. His music legacy will live on, making inspired music for Commander Keen, Wolfenstein 3D, DOOM, countless others. A true legend. And such a nice man, great musician, wonderful, fun-loving man, nothing but happy memories of him. A loss to the world.

Acid Mothers Temple was so sick damn

you can spell Kyle with a C now it's fine (the C is for canadian)

My little network lab has nipap and oxidized and dns now like a real network 🥺

(Daemon from the pits of hell voice) hydration break

that.. was liquid football!

Can we get that big flag to take home please

Oh my god it’s Tim Payne

Damn Uruguay has a Disney animated movie soundtrack for a national anthem. It’s very chipper