it's extremely funny to me that the internet, touted as a system so decentralised it could survive a nuclear war is just.. 4(?) big companies now who whoopsie the whole thing into the dirt once or twice a month HEHEHE

cloudflare is.. globally fucked atm? and here I was about to buy some ikea shelves O WELL

if u r in whangarei, come see dick move on saturday at beer n loathing.... why not

Conflicting emotions around meeting this cool little FREAK

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

shouts to the wiggles for breaking me out of 100% white bloke rock with some kids music (now no longer acceptable to the kids)

nice tune by maya ongaku mayaongakuggb.bandcamp.com/album/maybe-...

damn for a second there I thought Ant Timpson followed me

simply cannot wait to be killed by a ranger wearing this as I puff up a slight incline

Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard

picked a hell of a day to try putting on thermal phase change pads on my cpus

Saw a seppo using those black mma ref gloves cooking food for himself in his own kitchen lmao grow up

Lmao in Harry Potter the mixed race ppl are called mud bloods come on

vinegar, salt and dish liquid makes a very good weed killer. i'm goin around the place with no mask on blasting weeds into oblivion and earning the respect of my boomer neighbours (they think it's roundup and that it's tough to use that without a mask/shoes)

new zealand mentioned

email should go back to the POP3 days where you had to click 'Send & Receive' to check your emails. more manageable from a mental load perspective, plus kinda fun to be involved in the process

my fantasy pl boys are turning into a bunch of bums, need to clip some ears and remind them of their salaries, position in life for kicking a ball around. badly!

1994 BMW 540i (e34) 2002 Nissan bluebird 2015 seat leon (for 4 weeks) 2010 VW golf 2010 audi a3 3.2 I'm all over the place (at the mechanics mostly)

Happy Black Friday to all who celebrate

I would like to motion that we add bug-a-salt to the HLB briscoes nz tweet

I will put anything into my mouth that is given to me

pretty cool email from meridian telling me from jan1 my EV power plan (~8c/kwh overnight) is now.. 18c/kwh.

the biggest cheer at the school show last night was when the principal announced we are sticking with ti tiriti. the second biggest was for a k-pop demon hunters performance.

🥵🥵🥵

happy working for americans but not in america weekend to all who celebrate

national: yeah we also hate the bill everyone submitted opposition to but we had to vote for it at the time because david seymour was standing outside the parliament with fireworks and he was going to shoot the fireworks at us but now he cant buy any more until next year so we are against it now

oh no not the formerly cool local restaurant hawking (critically endangered) whitebait all of a sudden :-(

i want the ai bubble to collapse so I can buy a sick GPU without needing another mortgage. when will gamers rise up

#mywife came back from the uk and I can’t decide which sick prezzy I’m more stoked with

My 2026 work goal is to join the Onerahi lawn bowling club and “work from home” there twice a week, get a roll on and maybe sink some piss

@porg.es hb m8

Our new oven is sufficiently shiny to make the cat think there is another cat inside it ready to one outs him

it also came with Yet Another copy of Max Robertson’s “The Game of Mah Jong” first published in 1938, up until the late 1990s this was the 4th best-selling book of all time in NZ – after Edmonds, Yates, and Whitcombe (I haven’t been able to source more recent statistics)

rolled the dice at the recycling centre on a set of mahjong tiles in a Glad ziplock for $5 very surprised that it turned out to be a full set with no missing tiles, and even includes “100-uses” jokers and two alternate types of white dragon

I had one amazing lecturer who taught networking as part of a business paper I had to take and I just went with it from there (chur 2 Koro Tawa)

How come vector arena still sounds like shit after all these years

Lotta tool guys at the tool show

sometimes you think tim robinson or conner omalley are a bit much, but then you watch the producers ascreend you're like.. ah ye alguds

until everyone starts posting screenshots i completely forget twitter exists on like a day to day basis. don't need that noise. incredible news: elon musk sucks?

Look everyone look what insane cool swag @kiddjohnkidd.bsky.social sent me from Japan. Glenn you are the mantis

im doing #SecretSantaAoNZ and haven't given any clues but here are some: - i live in northland - i have 2 kids, 2 cats - i get on wine - i work from home making little bits of the internet talk to other bits

Hieronymus Brrrtz

iRespectSimpson

Was gearing up to watch One bungle after another or whatever it’s called but it’s 3 hours long. PTA have a heart god damn it

Come to the frog bar in the next hour if you want an ass kicking

What a time to get back into true anon

god bless you 'commit full', the tru mvp of junos commands

It’s looking like I’m going to be too sick to make it to Blood Incantation so keep an eye out for 1x free ticket :(

Declined to sign the AI note taking waver at the GPs today and they looked at me like I was from outer space

since you get datamined 24/7 and have to take your shoes off at the airport anyway, we should be allowed to get silly with passport photos