if we had UBI i'd spend it all on smokes #givingback #tax #smokes

hey, check out this mirror

you better let me take the rocket elevator up to where they keep the books about space or else

do i know anyone good enough at sewing to make my king henry viii halloween costume a reality

Dmac needs to get rid of those damn sideburns

How come a credit card or contactless card fee is a percentage not a fixed fee? Does moving extra large numbers cost the system more somehow?

I love mercury rectifiers and I love motat

come to the fed deli at 8am if you want an ass kicking (and a sandwich)

it's fucking annoying when people take their kids to urbanaut (but not when i do it)

the "new ___ just dropped" meme format really falls flat when you're welcoming a newborn baby to the whanau

went to visit ol mate Tane Mahuta today with the kids, drove for an hour and got there it's all chained off with a big steel gate. what the fuck is up with that? it's not like they charge admissions. closes at 3pm what the hellll

booking a family holiday and my mum organised it thru a travel agent (boomer) and i paid my portion after going to get the laptop (millennial)

sound off in the comments if you are going to kawaiicon, blood incantation or TooL (show 1)

if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

Theo Von is 45 what the heyyyylll

the money bird won boty! suck it other birds #kārearea #$20 #money

Clown #1 did a hammy!

This joke is too subtle for all but one of PFTs followers (you get to choose which one)

this is exactly the same shitty scheme our primary school did. they dropped these glossy prize sheets in front of the kids (ours was for a fun run/colour run). it was a total crock and when my wife complained to the principal he said o well no one else had a problem. thespinoff.co.nz/society/24-0...

having had builders, tilers, painters, sparkies and plumbers in the house the last 4 weeks I have to say painters do a piss more often than any of the others

If you're an IDF soldier who has murdered Palestinian children you're allowed to enter Canada on vacation. If you're a musician who opposes genocide you're banned

Get up get up the girls are on and need our support

extended my kawaiicon trip by an extra day to eat more food in wellington

i always thought jimmy kimmel was the other guy

Using after pay to go to the $230 music festival just to see the one guy you like who you paid like $50 to see last time. A kiwi summer tradition as old as time.

if tool loves maths so much why dont they put a year on their poster? that's 4 whole extra digits they could slap on there

we must retvrn

i always wished i got to do art history at school :~(

its so stupid that one of the main ways you can die is you spring a leak and too much of your precious juice spills out

how often do you think about Xavier: Renegade Angel?

Hell yeah the black ferns own

The big charge down yeehaw

the ZA players singing in the tunnel :')

it's out of it how hard ONE NEWS NZ is going on the charlie kirk thing (???)

are labubus beanie babies

2 night time espressos ready for da girlz this evening

anyone used tailscale with a local exit node when visiting china? what's the scoop for visiting china these days (my parents are going to be cute @ the great wall)

Your llm prompts leaking is the 2025 equivalent of someone seeing your private browsing history

oh well

Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge? It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

I regret to inform you that I suck shit at hollow knight

Robert Smith has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time www.theguardian.com/music/2025/s...

no one compare this to trumps one ok www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4s...

At least 105 Palestinians killed, including 32 aid seekers, as Israel pushes ahead with plans to seize Gaza City.

lol, and might I add, lmao? newsroom.co.nz/2025/09/02/a...

shit I just realised I could put my house on the market for $5m if there aren't enough actual flash ones going for foreign billionaires to get residency with. houses only worth what people are willing to pay etc

Damn the chills aren’t on applé music

I will simply never look into the details (re: the devil)

the best kind of bands are always described as a unit of some kind