This dude is having dental surgery in three days and that shit's expensive, so if you've been thinking about buying a murder, now is a REALLY GOOD TIME to do it

Holy hell, how the Plain Dealer has fallen. This editor should resign from the field in disgrace, but instead, he’s whining that a job applicant saw his AI policy and rightfully ran screaming.

It's been a meme since before the Internet

Wouldn't be surprised if this person had been inspired by the story of @dianarowland.bsky.social, the Mother of Dragons and, per WaPo before it went fash-fluffing, a "hero for our times."

Hey folks! @skyladawn.ca is at the emergency vet clinic with the fourth emergency in four months. This appointment is probably going to cost ~$500 so I'd like us to try to cover as much of it as possible. This is going to be a thread on how to help. 1/?

The English Scots and Irish with their long history of getting along as one people

man this cat has seen shit that nobody should have to experience

…That "Generative AI" does not tell you the truth, that it doesn't give you facts, & that when its outputs conform to factual reality, it's by fucking happenstance. These systems are not all-in-1 answer production machines, they are collections of stats & regularities spat out via fucking dice rolls

damn it sure seems like this guy fucking sucks and i should never have to see any of his dumbass opinions on my timeline ever again in my life

🎯🎯

The mere fact that "redhat Mardi Gras krewes" EXIST makes me horrifiedly sad.

A visual dad joke. This is EXCELLENT.

Okay, so, I know exactly what I'm doing next Saturday: all six episodes of the new season of SHORESY are dropping on Hulu at midnight that morning. LET'S SET THE TONE!

I need $1700 total. $5 or $10 here or there from many people adds up so fast. Any amount helps! Please donate or repost! I'm disabled and trying to survive! cash.app/$DragonAField venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field www.paypal.me/caelifield #MutualAid #HelpFolksLive2026 #TransCrowdfund #Crowdfund 💸💞

If you recognized the lady in the picture, no, you didn't.

It’s #Caturday, so I wanted to try something a little different. If you’re posting your cat today and feel like it, I’d love if you could add a little love for Luna. She’s a my kitty who needs surgery, and the support has meant everything. Even just sharing or mentioning her helps 💛 #CaturdayForLuna

@poopraven.bsky.social Birthday happy!

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

let's stay together

Teyana Taylor is the hero we need

From the Larchives. Happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate it.

I don’t think I’ve related to something someone has said on the internet this hard in *a while*.

In face of *waves vaguely at everything*, GITCHU SOME FONK. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T9v...

greatest news today, i'm almost proud

oh captain our captain

Honestly, the animators on PEANUTS should've made Schroeder move like this.

She’s not as into luge as I am, but she’s cool with it as long as I keep petting her. Still need the help, if you can

Discord lied. they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company. “facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.

happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶

Fuck's sake, Stewart. Are you TRYING to be Milkshake Duck?

This makes me like him *more*. Charles Kvetchin'.

*examines bucket list* Ah-ha! *ticks off "see a squirrel fart"*

well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’

Long lyve ai;dr!

Oh they do

Betty, you're supposed to take TURNS.

*looks mournfully at clients*

My 10YO is currently obsessed with the “There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly” song. Her: Mummy! I’ve come up with a new one! There was an old lady who swallowed a duck— Me: uh oh Her: … what bad luck to swallow a duck Me: ah, yes, bad luck, good, well done!

Side note: when a GIF doesn't need sound because you can HEAR the OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ. (Alt text: Captain Ake aboard the Athena on STARFLEET ACADEMY. GIF loops her raising and lowering the captain's chair.)

The IOC can get in the sea.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling for this who needs the red dot timeline cleanse. #DoomscrollingBreak

You'd think Bondi would know better than to threaten us with a good time.

DUNE OVER PARADOR

Goddamnit. God fucking damnit.