Oh now I get it. Dubai is Golgafrinchan Ark B.

There are two flavours of civil war loser: American Civil War, and Spanish Civil War. The first is chud, and the second is woke.

I hope John Roberts signed all his mortgage paperwork correctly

Unique Forms of Continuity in Space, by Umberto Boccioni, 1913, (cast 1931 or 1934), 📸 by Wang Zhao

“You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.” — Kurt Vonnegut

And it creates hilarious situations like my partner from Brazil who thought Copacabana by Barry Manilow was a nice song about her home town

who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser

Art by Iranian cartoonist Mana Neyestami | www.instagram.com/neyestanimana

New iOS interface sucks That is all

random 3 am thought The eponymous character in The Princess Bride is also the least fleshed out one in the movie And I bet it fails the Bechtel test

Hey Chuck, I know the Baileys. They are solidly on board with abolishing ICE at this point. Eileen is driving her friend Luisa's mom to chemo and calls me up to say she's just aghast at how scared she is.

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

Jack Schlossberg sent me a text asking for money. You know what? I am a liberal from Massachusetts, and I am so fucking done with the Kennedys. They can all go fuck off into the sun at this point

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

uhh. can you hang on a bit, I don't know where to find that and also this computer doesn't have a CD-ROM drive

As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.

Tactical napping

On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”

Uh huh this is why I was out there last year

I loved this so much because I used to go from NYC to DC every other weekend for five years on MegaBus, BestBus, *Random Chinatown Bus* and so I know the trip, the smell, the experience, port authority, upstairs at union, AND the local geography

Skill issue

Just reflecting on the wild history of Minneapolis over the last 8 or so years

You’re not imagining things—the plums that were in your icebox are *completely gone*. Here’s why that’s bad news: • They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you. • They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.

did something happen

I think we can all agree that everything turned to shit after David Bowie died. #BowieForever

ON LEARNING TO DISSECT FETAL PIGS By Renee Nicole Macklin Good i want back my rocking chairs, solipsist sunsets, & coastal jungle sounds that are tercets from cicadas and pentameter from the hairy legs of cockroaches. i’ve donated bibles to thrift stores

We remember. We will never forget.

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

District 3 is my home and I would be proud to serve it in City Council. Stay tuned for more.

G'night

every once in a while I try to do the force-pull thing on an object just out of reach because you never know

I was kind of ehh about the idea of a Spinal Tap followup but now of course

This is Hugh Thompson Jr., the U.S. Army pilot who stopped the Mỹ Lai massacre by landing his helicopter between soldiers and civilians

Always

AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE

Madonna and Jean-Michel Basquiat, Thanksgiving, 1982 📷 Glenn O'Brien

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what

Right, so say, just theoretically, I was emotionally compromised.

Broadcast News is Pretty in Pink for grownups.

There are two cartoon animals inside everyone

Fly? Not we.

Oh s**t the stock market really IS about to crash