This mosaic depicts snails in a basket (presumably waiting to be cooked and eaten). This may explain why one has already escaped and another is making a break for it. 🕰️4th century AD 🏛️📷Basilica di Santa Maria Assunta, Aquileia #MosaicMonday

Pottery Mold, Spring and Autumn Period, 6th-5th century BCE. Unearthed from Houma, Shanxi Province. Collection of Shanxi Museum.

literally me right now

Psychic powers in use.

Ominous seating arrangements.

IDRIS ELBA [riding a unicycle to work]: heh heh heh, fiiiinally HIJACKER [cocks gun]: keep pedaling pal IDRIS ELBA: oh for fuck's sake HOW

By season s6 I want idris elba‘s character to have a reasonable fear of using any forms of transport no matter how obscure

Can you smell what the Al is cooking!?

QUEST OBJECTIVE: -Beat up Job

let me in LET HE IN

Me returning from the Cretaceous with a suspiciously Doolysaurus Huhmini shaped suitcase(s)......... #paleoart #paleontology

considering actually giving fallow a ref? but mostly just wanted to try doing anatomy unreferenced

Finally, a mayor devoted to servicing the people!

When I said we needed more hornyposting I should have been much more specific That said, damn that's good government posting

I am honestly so glad this is finally being said.

The jokes write themselves.

Alito is a pure bad-faith actor here, but the Kornacki Industrial Complex deserves SO much blame here. The way they cover elections really does make it seem like “tides turn,” bc that’s suuuuuch a “good narrative,” when really the election is decided the instant the polls close.

Here's something that's bothered me for years: why are scrambled eggs so much easier to eat? I feel like I could eat 8 scrambled eggs without even thinking. Eight fried eggs feels like a lot. Eight boiled eggs? Absurd

Nobody tells you this but you can just pick the coyotes in the wild up and hug them

This would be *so* uncomfortable when you tried to lie down or recline.

The raccoon/vampire connection has not been properly studied.

No, the US cannot simply "recover" Iran's uranium stockpile

Coyoter day is it

I might be more sympathetic to the MAGA HOA guy if several sources didn't suggest he's the one who started the physical altercation he had no chance of winning.

Dance with bears on this, World Bear Day!

Clover CUBdate: this orphaned rescue is a fighter! She continues to improve: her blood glucose is stabilizing nicely, and she’s had her catheter removed. She’s eating up a storm, too! We’re cautiously optimistic that her condition will continue to improve 💕 📸: Keeper Amber

Not picking up the ACoE heavy rescue unit or the Marine CBIRF indicates no one would be planning on digging out anything soooooo.

“Supply chain issues are real and one of them is the DEA“ is kinda hard to explain to folks who have never had that sort of drug!

Well, that’s a cautionary tale on multiple levels about “surveillance systems can have very unexpected and unwanted consequences.”

The lesson here warrants repeating, with stories like this, until people get it: Surveillance is surveillance. No matter who builds it for what ends, others may use it for their own.

Like, I have to stress that this is a fluid situation and you should always take OSINT with a boulder sized grain of salt, but if we're seeing as many troops flowing in as airlift suggests, we're looking at something bigger than an Iwo Kharg-a. Operation Iranian Freedom? No. But something big.

I was already thinking boots on the ground in Iran in some fashion was more somewhat likely than no boots on the ground in Iran but tonight the needle is really digging harder towards "boots."

These guys know they're walking into a catastrophic disaster, right?

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

Better shot with Buddhism.

SEA TURTLE COP SERVING A SEARCH WARRANT: “Detective, you’re gonna want to see this.” DOLPHIN DETECTIVE: “Pure and uncut. Enough to put that sick sonofabitch away for life.”

Warhammer 40k likes to make the laws of physics cry.

Korean grandmothers were right all along!

This afternoon, I used Claude to circumvent ChatGPT's safety protocols so I could hack into Gemini to learn how to take over Grok, which I then used to destroy Twitter. It's over. Twitter is gone.

This is why you should always use protection with a bonelord.

Literally unplayable!

Cheers to National Coyote Day and all the yotes in the world! 🥃 Art by @capycorn.bsky.social

we probably shouldn't be growing alfalfa in the middle of the fucking desert using dangerously scarce water resources! It seems like it'd be a layup to buy these economically unviable farms from these farmers, shutter them and recover the water rights to stop the Great Salt Lake from drying up?

The way in which the US media live reports partial election counts in breathless fashion really is bananas, and the way it’s covered is regularly actively detrimental to understanding the result

I really don't think we can give TSA credit for this. The golden age of airplane hijackings ended close to 30 years before 9/11, and the groundbreaking innovation of "the cockpit should lock from the inside" cleaned up like 90% of what remained of the problem.

Yip! Yap! Yop! Happy coyote day!

Every new thing we learn about RFK Jr implies he's a psychopath or a serial killer.

oh coyote day! heres a study i did a few days ago :) #furryart

Merry Coyote Day to all who celebrate 🎉