Portland bar and club managers talk about "It" happening like medieval Europeans talked about Prester John. Times are bleak now, lads, but one elderly man's failing organs are all that stand between us and 150 million Americans launching a drinking binge.

Ending Reconstruction before hanging every Confederate was a mistake

THIS IS WHAT RIGHT WING EVANGELICALS ACTUALLY BELIEVE — "personal relationship with Jesus" translates to an unlimited and unqualified indulgence for wickedness, at least if you're a powerful white man who serves their cult.

Quite possibly the worst group of people to be trapped on a trans-oceanic flight with.

"I regret nothing."

Any mustelid fans here?

My son drew this very, um, sweet(?) picture of our family. Chat, on a scale of 1 to 🙀, how likely is someone to find this 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 picture in our (probably possessed future haunted) house?

Not that Kremlin. The other Kremlin.

I’m grateful it’s easy to give Steve her medication, because anything held out like a treat, she thinks is a treat (pills included) 💊😸

men will give their lives to the sea rather than talk to a woman

This works on Skaven, too! Try it at home!

Some of your handlers: don't look-look comfortable with rodent partner! Qrik recommends more-more social time!

What if instead of Skaven, there was an Underempire of raccoons?

In light of the recent hantavirus outbreak, I've decided to take some minor precautions. For the time being, I will avoid chewing on rats.

the whole story is wild, but this is particularly interesting. archaea are often extremophiles, so I'm curious where their original habitat was. I hope they're able to continue research on it

Do not drink mysterious ship goo. Do not taunt mysterious ship goo.

They’re getting desperate…

Boo-Boo’s ears are powering up to fire a laser or something; I’m not sticking around to find out

This is a horror.

The inevitable follow-up (the paint is non-toxic, thankfully). #art #comic #StarFox

Some guys are looking to attract bears with their profiles, but you can definitely take that too far.

*swats at raccoon with a wooden spoon* It's NOT READY YET.

"Come get some ya runts! Art piece done by darax_1 on twitter!

I was this child in a time before time.

When you have a balcony and a curious cat.

the dark time

Yeah, the established consensus is that as soon as the economic pain becomes truly acute Trump will just give Iran whatever they want, but that seems to completely discount the possibility he becomes so enraged by their defiance that he hits the "a whole civilization will die tonight" button.

This kinda concerns me, because it makes it more likely that the Trump regime will escalate beyond certain red lines.

FShep is a better Renegade, because Jennifer Hale sounds like she would enjoy beating you up. MShep is a better paragon, because Mark Meer is good at sounding frustrated at your shenanigans.

Quite literally, doing a sicario

People who want to be assholes more than they want relationships and intimacy come in all sexualities.

>Look at hinge profile >first photo is femboy hooters outfit >conservative Cool cool cool

Funding adult education classes so you can learn stuff for free or very cheap just because it interests you. Removing the requirement that all classes should lead to a qualification and/or be a route into the student being "economically active". Restoring third spaces for children and teenagers.

My city hasn’t seen the kinds of sweeps inflicted on other places [yet] - but what I see while accompanying folks to ICE hearings is the process is systematically mined with “gotchas” as excuses to detain people who are just trying to follow Calvinball rules. Totally rigged.

Today in sad news: Tsitakakantsa, the widest ever recorded baobab tree, is showing early signs of dying after nine centuries of life.

FULFILL THE PROPHECY

I’m in your air vent at 3am doing this until you feed me a piece of string cheese

We're going to get some really funny numbers above and beyond this particular poll when gas prices (among others) spike this summer.

I told you this place is always crowded, we should’ve called for a reservation 😩

This would explain a lot about certain people.

The actual data point that squares the circle for why right wingers think ivermectin is a miracle drug that makes all of them feel better is quite obvious if implicit

The most suspect cross tabs are men +20 Dem vs. women only +8. Close your eyes and try to imagine the world where this is true. What kind of clothes do people wear? What music do they listen to? What’s popular on TV? What do dating site profiles look like?

It's only May and a lot can change before November, but no amount of gerrymandering can compensate for a D+14 spread. In fact, extreme gerrymandering can backfire in a big way.

Many of these numbers are suspect of course, as crosstabs often are. As usual though, Gen-X isn't covering itself in glory. I'm personally curious as to what exactly those non-binary Republican voters are thinking.

I've said this before, but this is the /ur/-fear of every Eastern European, ever since the Teutonic Order's Drang nach Osten: the invader turning our children into them.

I think the issue is that they do not trust the USA to let them walk away with their winnings after we ripped up the JCPOA and then blew up the people we were negotiating with in a surprise attack.

this is very clearly and directly genocidal: "Forcibly transferring children of the group to another group" is explicitly listed as a genocidal act in the 1948 convention, and Russia's intent to destroy Ukrainians as a people has been made clear over and over again