Many of Affirmation Coyote's M-F work-week friends are feeling glum about the end of the weekend and the return to the grind. Affirmation Coyote sees you have the strength and determination and humor to persevere.

A $64,000 Thailand beach vacation package being auctioned off at Mar-a-Lago as Americans continue to struggle with high grocery prices

Affirmation Coyote hopes that those humans who chose to celebrate National Scrapple Day this morning enjoy themselves. Affirmation Coyote has their own plans.

Affirmation Coyote wanted their friends to be ready for breakfast: Tomorrow is National Scrapple Day. This is not the game you play with wooden letters. It is mush that comes in a can that you fry for breakfast. Affirmation Coyote is pretty sure it has some vole it. And . . . other things.

It is Saturday! Affirmation Coyote has gone fishing.

It is National Parents as Teachers Day! This is celebrated every day by coyote parents. www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

Affirmation Coyote got to Friday Evening -- the beginning of the weekend -- ahead of you so they could congratulate you on making it through the work week! Those working Saturday and/or Sunday . . . hang in there! We thank you for your work and wish you strength to muddle through.

It's Friday night baby

Kahless tells us time is the one enemy no warrior can defeat. In the end, it is how you spent your that time matters most. Spend it being honorable, strong, and kind. Do this and time will not be your enemy, but your gift to those who will be glad to have known you.

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Affirmation Coyote regrets not making love with a dire wolf before they went extinct.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

If you don't have a whistle, howl! 🐺

Makes you think.

Please celebrate National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day without Affirmation Coyote. Go ahead. Enjoy the forbidden toxic candy. Affirmation Coyote will eat this dropped half a burrito and a bunny. www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

It is National Canine Lymphoma Day. Affirmation Coyote knew too many canine friends to die of lymphoma. Fuck that thing, and not in the good way. www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

Friday. Just a short sprint to the shores of the weekend. Let's do this thing.

OK M-F friends! You made it through Thursday. Rest up for tomorrow. Make your plans for the weekend. Affirmation Coyote will get an early start and blaze the trail. Just sniff for their pee markers!

Trump take food stamps. Trump take going home to your family for Thanksgiving. Trump take health insurance. I can't imagine any of this is gonna poll well.

Milo has something to say, and he feels strongly about it.

Oligarch (a simple definition) Guys who have most of the stuff, and want to get all the rest of it.

Affirmation Coyote would very much like to meet this creature. To talk. Really, just to talk.

Perhaps we should declare today National Submarine Sandwich Day.

IT'S TRUE: One in 33 piles of coyote poop has a piece of Leprechaun Gold! Carry a stick with you on walks so you'll be ready to tear apart any piles of coyote poop you happen across.

Nrgghhhh. Thursday. Just one day between you and the weekend, but oye gevault does it drag. Affirmation Coyote knows you can do it. Let's get going.

Remember that it is National Nachos Day! Pay extra for the guac. You deserve it.

It is National Saxophone Day! Did you know that giant sloths made sounds like a saxophone when they made love? Affirmation Coyote was around for that and thought it was hilarious. www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

Affirmation Coyote likes to give their friends advance notice of food related "National Days" when possible. Tomorrow, Thursday, is National Nachos Day and National Men Make Dinner Day. Those might go together well, for lazy men! www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

Affirmation Coyote is happy to report that this is AI. Wile E. Coyote is a sad deluded perverted* coyote exploited by Chuck Jones. He was paid with ACME gift certificates. *(He wanted to catch the roadrunner to eat it, but not "eat it" eat it.)

You're over the hump! Just two days of toil until the weekend, M-F friends!

“Quick, stick these up before the press conference starts.”

Since the Oval Office needs labels now...

New pinned post! The Wondermark-themed card game I've been working on all year long, Bolted!, is coming to life on Kickstarter NOV 12. If you missed the first pre-order round this spring, now's your first, best, only and last chance to reserve a copy!

After decades of effort, one thoughtless coyote ruins the fight against foolish stereotypes promulgated by those cartoons. bsky.app/profile/cris...

Just a little vent art. #pissontheirgraves #art

Angry Orange Grandpa is going to get a participation trophy. www.pbs.org/newshour/wor...

Affirmation Coyote likes to give their friends advance notice of food related "National Days" when possible. Tomorrow, Thursday, is National Nachos Day and National Men Make Dinner Day. Those might go together well, for lazy men! www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

Affirmation Coyote wishes strength to their friends whose Hump Day is not today. Your odd schedules help keep the wheels turning.

Please join Affirmation Coyote in celebrate National Donut Day. Affirmation Coyote has a remarkably hard time finding dropped donuts. Humans generally finish them off. The ones found in the donut shop dumpster are usually beyond the bend freshness wise. www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

Oh God I've Had Just About Too Much Fox thinks National Stress Awareness Day is kind of redundant during this point in our history. www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

American voters right now

Rejoice, M-F friends! Affirmation Coyote has found a shortcut up and over the Hump. Rest well. Together we will show Wednesday we are not impressed by the obstacles it put between us and the middle of the work week.