Unfortunately, I shan't be answering any work emails that aren't to do with Resident Evil 9.

Loving Resident Evil 9. I have only one complaint and it's one I'd actually consider modding the game over. It's Leon's hair. That is not the hairline nor colour nor style of hair of someone in their 50s. It looks like a toupee or at the very least some ill-advised hair plugs. It's awful.

if I zone out when we're talking, this is why

I don't think younger people will be confused by the fact I liked a silly little animation with a silly lion that partly paved my way into the fandom.

We live in a country where it is perfectly legal to marry your cousin by the way, so what I'm suggesting is that we start labelling all porn including depictions of incest as featuring 'cousins'. Watch the gov squirm as they try to figure out how illegal step-cousin-stuck-in-washer-dryer porn is.

being at the age where everyone you know is having children

Only on N64

I’m so excited Fife is getting a Silent Hill set there because we get a lot of fog, there are quite a lot of evil omens, and sometimes the lady who works at the chipper is possessed

Fox outside! Little dude wins best fursuit! @scotiacon.bsky.social #scotiacon

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“Please enjoy the museum”: Relooted is OUT NOW! Please share!

Also, I shouldn't need to say this to anyone, but if you're ever meeting me (or any Scottish person) please do not see it as an opportunity to practice your finest Brave/Shrek/Brigadoon monologue. Additionally I am not 'Scotch'. Gonna have stickers made with this information and I am not joking.

We are sorry to say that there is no conclusive historical evidence either confirming or denying whether King George III ate pussy, and so therefore we need to investigate the surrounding circumstances and locate King George III's muff-diving within its appropriate historical context.

If I may be slightly bitchy about ScotiaCon for a sec, can you chill with the inflatables? It's screaming "tell me the director's fetish without telling me the director's fetish."

50/50 on heading into the con today. It's been nice, but I've not really been in the overall headspace for it for various reasons. I'll have a shower and throw on some nice clothes and see if I can make myself feel slightly sexier and bring it up to a 75/25.

There were lots of big parts of Scotiacon that were great but one of the best parts was just relaxing at the Barcade with @tayokee.bsky.social while we watched @camashred.bsky.social play that hit Sega Saturn game Deep Fear aka "we have Resident Evil at home and its on a submarine".

Yeah THANKS @zeeia-kii.ro 😡😡😡

There is no video game cover that can match the sheer unbridled cuntiness of the Deep Fear cover. @tayokee.bsky.social

Fursuiting at Notiacon

Heading to the con. I will be heading to the gaming parlour for the rest of the day and playing 3D fighters until my eyes bleed or the place closes. Whichever comes first.

Life's endless struggle

Very Rude: Some kinda bunny breaks into Croft Manor and complains about the heat of the water in the swimming pool. The audacity. Tomb Raider art for @floatytoaster.bsky.social

Bro, look: a pinecone 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛✨✨✨ #gamedev #gaming #indiegame #crow #crows #indiegamedev

Very Rude: Some kinda bunny breaks into Croft Manor and complains about the heat of the water in the swimming pool. The audacity. Tomb Raider art for @floatytoaster.bsky.social

This post goes out to @ator.bsky.social who mysteriously deleted their banger Faye Wong appreciation post. I do indeed think everyone should appreciate Faye Wong more by singing this absolute karaoke classic at their next function. Have fun, everyone!

Congratulating the Jolly Green Giant on her transition.

Transphobes talk about wanting to "protect women and girls", but when was the last time you saw one jump in the way of a boss's attack and risk critical damage and possibly one or more status changes? Never, that's when. So shut up.

HIRE SCOTTISH PEOPLE

The phrase "rival polycule" came up in conversation and without hesitating I repeated it back to the utterer in full The Bouncer voice. "Rival Polycule" is now canonically a fighting game title.

I've been thinking about doing a free beginner art course stream. If you're interested, when would be good for you? I can do most mornings or after 8. Probably be an hour once a week

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Done my taxes but I forgot to check the "are you a lovely lion born after 1956?" section so I'm going to jail good bye everyone

There is only one possible answer, and FF5 is here to show us:

Such an extended sad fall from grace. A shop that had basically a monopoly on videogame retail, refusing to innovate within the industry and instead turning into ugly dated tat shops. Like watching a musician you liked as a teenager leaning exclusively on their former fame going "I'm still cool!"

Just a week to go until Scotiacon! You can catch us in the dealers den on the Monday re-roll!

Well they said they'd try harder after the last game only allowed straight relationships, and by god they did. I love the wording of all of this.

ARTISTS! Where does one find good resources for understanding how muscle moves and appears? Every time I think I understand it something else appear that makes me realise that "oh that doesn't connect there" or "oh that's behind that oh".

Qamaqtuq ᖃᒪᖅᑐᖅ “To call dogs to oneself” For the Gender Mutual exhibition @ SUM Gallery

Went to the BUM Outdoor Furniture store and everyone was asking about you.

Niagara Falls cool. My glasses froze to my face.

"The hotel is attached to the baseball stadium" ok that's fair but what in the Woofia-XXL-backdrop is this??

Having a Slim Jim. The only evidence of this in the UK was via David Mirra Freestyle BMX 2 where a collaboration was inexplicably kept in the PAL versions despite the snack never being for sale here, so I've been curious to try one.

Is A&W (Amburgers and Wootbeer(?)) good?

In Canada and the first thing I notice is that the UK porn filter doesn't apply anymore and boy oh boy did I forget that y'all post a lot of dick.

It's a bit nippy.

Finally, a flag worth fighting for.