Reminder to my fellow Europeans that you do not need to be going to US cons right now. Did you know your American friends can come over here even? We have cons! Quite a few of them! They can enjoy our cultural differences like "food that isn't bemusingly sweet" and "having foreskins".

Happy New Year and the one guy wearing grey sweatpants at this party has left so I have nothing to look at now.

I didn't do enough art to warrant the meme, but I can at least call out other artists who are doing it this year.

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Literally seconds after this photo he knocked over and destroyed an antique saint statuette that had been in the family for generations

He decided to go out on his own terms.

"Hmm, we're not sure what this is, let's compare this aftershave with deer piss..."

Good Morning, World

Hi I've had 2 small beers so I'm feeling brave enough to ask this out loud now can someone send me one of those slime things with the charms and wax and shit on it that all the ASMR people piss about with on camera I wanna know what's up with that.

heads up that bluesky doesnt show posts from other languages by default on your timeline, and its cutting you off from a lot of the community go to bsky.app/settings/lan... and deselect any language from this setting, or else you might not see any of the new japanese users at all!

Me: Auntie is absolutely autistic. Dad: She's just like that. Auntie: *opening a Christmas card, discarding the card, ripping up the envelope, taking the stamp, and putting it on the windowsill with all the other stamps in order of when she received them* Me: Dad.

me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

I am going to be posting so much less here.

I am crying why am I crying I don't do emotional things.

I am a cis man with the traditional pronouns for what it's worth, but today I am mother. I am in the kitchen electively. This is my domain. Do not disturb me cause if you want Christmas dinner to go well you play by my rules. I. Will. Kill. You. Merry Christmas everybody!

the pipeline is real, do not deny the pipeline

Any Glasgow mutuals able to help out with this one? I can vouch for them. 👍

The most Millennial thing I've steadfastly refused to commit to is saying "[placename], I am in you". It is officially dated and pish patter, to be relegated with similar phrasing such as 'hollibobs', 'sleeps till', 'choccies', and 'cheeky Nandos'.

Outstanding work

Commission are open! Something I need to mention, might not be able to work on 3D commissions , 2D ones will be prioritized ! https://cocoricoow.neocities.org/commission/

Slightly better example. I probably should have created a depth mask so the lower res ball doesn't bleed over the edges of the higher res BG. It's all a learning process innit.

Do you need a binder?? Are you from the UK?? I'm looking to get rid of mine and figured I'd see if anyone local is in need of one. Gladgow based we could meet in a coffee shop or if youre in the UK outside of Glasgow just pay postage! Majority of them are XL. DM for specific brand!

bjork oh my god so good to see you! it’s been s- bjork: I have heetbox

Felt like spending an hour or 2 messing about on some effects I've had on my mind. Today I have learned how to render different parts of a scene in different resolutions so that's fun. Yes I've been enjoying the lore of Fear & Hunger what of it?

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

Night: hey have you seen the new RuneScape trailer? :) Me: No? Is it good? Night: Have a watch. :) Me: *FLASHBANGED BY THE MOST OVERACTED SCOTTISH ACCENT I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE HOLY FUCK* GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF WHY

Fable as a game series was an odd one for me. The combat was pretty intuitive, most of the quests had unique stories, and it did try and be experimental with its features. But the core element of the game was 'morality' in which all actions were marked on a binary to the point of being ridiculous.

Jucika Prepares for the Ball (Sound design by hypnadot on NG)

I hope his peace is contagious

Bandit's treasured Green Bong #OHMYRICHARDart #BanditHeeler

Yes, but only because while I agree it deserves great praise, I am also deeply indistillably critical of it, and I'm scared if I mention its flaws the world will come for me. (Please someone talk to me about Clair Obscur I am desperate for someone to hear my opinions I will talk for hours)

So in my book Violent Triangles I take game artists back to fundamentals of game art so you understand what is going on under the hood of your game engine and the tricks to exploit it, all presented in clear visual diagrams. Stuff like rasterisation, anti-aliasing, overdraw, texture memory etc.

I have a strange game maths question: SO the fog effect in games that was used to hide a short draw distance comes from the camera depth, but does that HAVE to be based on that? Can it be based on a world point to create a mist effect? It's hard to explain cause I don't maths so here's a picture:

More game history time! What happens when the license expires? Depending on the licence it could mean the permanent delisting of a game once time's up, since renegotiation of multiple licences can often be not worth the cost or hassle.

I like spicy food. But I was always afraid of saying that definitively as I'm well aware I am in Scotland where spicy tolerance isn't tremendously high. Now I've been to SEA I can confidently say I can handle it. I'll eat it all. I'll shove it up my ass to assert dominance. I have mastered spicy.

Something has gone wrong with my hotel's bill from Furfest 2025. I'm trying to call them to sort it out, and...

mickey, mickey mouse, disney, walt disney, huge breasts, massive breasts, facing viewer, bedroom eyes, giant areolas, wet skin, wet boobs, huge boob, large mommy milkers, bosom, oversized bosom, red shorts, no top, topless, yellow clown shoes, disneyland, titty...

I met twink death

So tonight in during D&D, we were fighting in an exceptionally narrow alleyway when our druid decided to turn into a bear. I've now had to spend an hour or so animating how it appeared in my head.

I should actually start learning a little Latin cause it's kinda nice to know where a bunch of words come from. Like, I just came across the word "Ossuary" without context and I just went "ah yes the bone hall the place for bone bone palace wonderful splendid" and I felt very smart indeed.

Hey! If you’ve ever liked my voice, now, before the end of the year, would be a really good time to hire me for any SAG-approved projects! Asking as someone who loves VO, and also really loves having halfway decent health insurance

Anyone: "Oh god have you heard that Horses got banned by Steam and Epic?" Me, vibrating with the need to compare and infodump about the pan-European moral panic and banning of Rule of Rose 20 years ago days before release: "Haha yeah I heard that's crazy."

The footage of Björk fighting that papparazzi is the best shit I ever saw. Can you imagine getting laid out by Björk? She gets you on the ground and starts with the haymaker. Honestly a life goal of mine to get tombstone piledrivered by her.

Just caught a post that got deleted before I had a chance to reply what went something along the lines of "I wanna make an oc called Laguna..." and all I could see flash through my mind was this:

The first of three (long overdue!) commissions, and it's @huskyteer.co.uk! Like Lara Croft herself, she's more than happy to go down a random hole to grab a medipack or key or something. The problem comes when she has to get back out. No shortcuts, sorry! Time to fight some Eldritch horrors!

The first of three (long overdue!) commissions, and it's @huskyteer.co.uk! Like Lara Croft herself, she's more than happy to go down a random hole to grab a medipack or key or something. The problem comes when she has to get back out. No shortcuts, sorry! Time to fight some Eldritch horrors!