"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool

raised a case because they didnt respond, immediately refunded when i wanted a replacement, placed a SECOND order (because ive used this seller in the past and they were great!) and it was rejected because "the address is too confusing" despite never having an issue ordering from them before? Okay 🙃

local Summoner is tired of your shit (and i learned how to dye stuff!!!)

today my bf was like "...you know you dont have to put a shirt on just because my other boyfriend is coming over" and i was actually speechless because it had never crossed my mind that i could just be tits out in my own home when theres a visitor 🤯

im still early game but y'shtola??? Thats mother

happy solstice

might play the sims for the first time in uhhh like 6 months today lmao

@kellythompson.bsky.social / @dillonsnook.bsky.social

i had to get a new fan bc i lost mine and its CUTE

same energy

his fucking walk

He keep following me #デジモン #digimon

i fear i would let Sluggo fist me

the gainer handles like a dream 🐷

*cocks my penis like a shotgun and hits you with a cumshot buckshot*

okay warpath 👁️🫦👁️

But why pose them like this 😭

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..is anyone going to dundee pride i might uhhh try and get the day off for it 👁️🫦👁️

It’s Edinburgh Pride today! I’ll be there at the sidelines cheering you all on! What are my Edinburgh pals up to? Are you joining the march? Heading out afterwards? I’ve been very busy this week, so no new Pride picture this so just a reshare of last year’s one.

they really all just up and moved to scotland and left Meggan sitting in that waterfall huh

Imagine gooning in moira's vr pods

can't argue with this.

straights are like "ew fat" but they have no idea that i can just snap my fingers and a gaggle of furries will carry my belly around like a palanquin

my headcanon is that mutants who die in 616 are still popping out of eggs on krakoa in the white hot room and one day theres gunna be a portal that opens and someone like Marrow pops out like "hey guys, miss me???"

and sometimes he even delivers the news himself!

sure mpreg is fun we all love mpreg but what about nbpreg???

my toxic trait is i want to fuck like almost every bus driver i ever encounter

pov u are my phone while i look at pictures of hot fat guys with their cocks out on bluesky dot com while waiting for my bus

take da estrogen

can you can you can you can you survive

its literally all porn 😭

Day 18: Xuân Cao Mạnh AKA Karma

YES!!!1!1!!!!!!

Cinnamon Margarette would survive modelland 💖

Late for Mermay but NOT late for @ddmarket.online : my new piece of melancholy, monstrous gay erotica, FISHWIFE. Get it at the links below, or swing by my virtual stall at the market this weekend! amazing cover art as ever, by @exaltxix.bsky.social beastcutter.itch.io/fishwife payhip.com/b/mf7YJ

If brutalist architecture has 0 haters its because i was successful and my plan worked

buying enamel pride flag pins on etsy them still not being here two weeks later and the seller ghosting me...during pride month.....hate crime...

Please buy paralives

A very belated tummy tuesday and also look at this cool fuckin comic that i got today!!!

extremely slay and cunty divas remember to tag their nsfw posts as adult content, just saying 💅💖

Sales when they see a communal sofa in the break area

i love fat, we all do but if you say shit like "you looked better when you were fatter" to someone losing weight due to either personal choices or health related things you are a cunt and it would be an awesome opportunity to stop gooning for a bit

Im kind of giving guy in his mid 40s who works in a record store and smokes a lot of weed also its 1977

also it's author said this (which breaks my heart a little bit)

Happy 616 day. All the best 616 characters are mutants.

Today i flexi'd out of work early and then immediately got stuck on a 40 minute call and wound up losing my flexi time AND staying late and missing my bus to my doctor's appointment and ALSO got attacked by a seagull on my way to the bus stop 🫩 im so tired 🫩