Making a comic with AI will also cost you your career.

every LEO is an enemy of the people and always have been. any exception has been just that, an exception, usually very efficiently corrected by the rest.

i’m doing my part 🫡

people talk about how this lost money but tbh the studio should have planned it's actual release better. just dropping a bunch of money on marketing when it's sandwiched between Avatar, Marvel, and Mario does not in fact level the field against IP blockbusters.

Me trying to be funny on the internet as my entire being collapses from the weight of existing

they just read uncanny x-men 23

girls don't want flowers, girls want voice messages from other girls reading touching poems about dogs in the voice of a scrappy fool with a besmirched heart of gold.

every trans femme has - at minimum - has one really fucked up impression in her repertoire at any given time. and honey, i regret to inform the audience but I'm

alt text: it's raygun doing her shitty little dino dance in her stolen spot at the olympics

Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams

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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice

They’re killing it over there on X, the CSAM app

The Baileys are dead. We have killed them, you and I

damn look at that precision. That flow control. That volune

Put Punxsutawney Phil in the wicker man to see if that is what winter needs to leave us alone

WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY ELIGIBILITY. SINCE WE'VE NOT GOTTEN A RESPONSE, WE'RE GIVING YOU A FINAL COURTESY CALL BEFORE WE CLOSE OUT YOUR FILE. PRESS 2 TO BE REMOVED AND PLACED ON OUR DO-NOT-CALL LIST. TO SPEAK TO SOMEONE ABOUT POSSIBLY EXTENDING OR REINSTATI-

the cool thing about winter is you can have headaches and debilitating inflammation every day!

Last call on questions and comments before we sit down with Jadzia to dig up Philip Kaufman's 1978 on Invasion of the Body Snatchers! [email protected]

Saved you a click: curse of the pizza mummy

holy shit i never knew i needed this so BAD

good god it's not even 10 am and this is me begging you to stop making the emo ice agent puns.

Aww yeah, that's the stuff.

Fake audiophiles "listen" to vinyl records on turntables, like posers. A true audiophile knows the purest way to experience music is to marvel at the peaks and valleys in the record grooves with an electron microscope.

In the past few years we've had two rounds of layoffs at Louisville Public Media, and we wrote stories about it both times. Management didn't necessarily like what we wrote, but we published them.

Still applying for jobs all the time but not having any luck. Didn’t want to ask for help this way again, but i really do need it to stay housed and out of the cold at the moment. Anything helps. Thank you♥️

if you mention h*rry p*tter in your dating app bio and then like a transsexual your phone should instantly explode

In a related story... WRITERS: IF YOU EVER NEED A FACT-CHECKER, mine is amazing and I'd love to toss her your gig

This is how the federal government recognizes Black History Month in the year 2026

It’s a terrible time to be someone who pays attention or cares about other people.

In a world full of nefarious and cowardly dealings, the brutal honesty of a hockey fight always gives me hope… PS: suck it, Tkachuk

Thinking back fondly to when salvia was legal. You could walk to the corner store and buy a little thing of scuzz that sent you straight to the hell dimension from EVENT HORIZON.

This entire thread is worth your time.

they should give posters friday off for good behavior

putting these prominently in my chest pocket and hanging out on the bar patio until someone asks if they can bum one

just get some cheap masks and go outside and film your own fucking movie with your phone at that point goddamn. stop. who gives a shit we have to move on to culture 2. since culture 1 is just at the end of its rope / predicated on regurgitating its own shit back into its mouth forever

also: they didn't say photoshop fwiw. just to be so so clear. I suspect it's like, a touristy photo booth situation? maybe?

this particular image has been fueling a lot of theories about AI being used to redact the files. so at least now we know what happened in this case specifically

ok, whoa. the DOJ just told me that the unredacted version of the document in question contains an image of a victim’s face overlayed on the face of the Mona Lisa image. so, that's why it's redacted. jesus christ

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the @washingtonpost.com is dead, we are merely hearing the death rattle and languid post-mortem farts from what's left of it's mortal shell.

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waking up and rolling out of bed every morning to take on my greatest rival

Juno is a genuine peach who works real fucking hard pumping out good writing FOR FREE, and while she does not need to prove her worth one cent, maybe it will tip the scales for you: please help her keep going and to not stress about tomorrow any more than she already does.

From the team that brought you Bomb Threats to Polling Stations That We Totally Don't Know Anything About comes Guys You Know Will Abuse/Shoot/Disappear You For Their Leader Just Letting You Know They're Watching You