What Pokemon type am I (there is a correct answer)

Oh gorgeous man who was in my work earlier I need you gorgeous man who was in my work earlier

NEW AVATAR SUMMER music.apple.com/gb/album/new...

She’s now Ann WiddeGONE

Terrified at the prospect of needing to bake some granola in this heat

Needing to crush someone

Will wait for pictures to load on here before I post my leg pump

Getting a lil ‘mvp’ award at work :3

When times get tough I put this album on and hope for the best music.apple.com/gb/album/is-...

This album is shaping up to be sooooo good music.apple.com/gb/album/the...

Yearning for the joy I had during the early stages of my masters degree

1 like = 1 smack

Glute day and a run afterwards… my butt is so sweaty

Overstimulated at the gym by a group of ladies shouting and screaming their way through a workout

If you’re seeing this it’s because your face should be in my pits

Women in their 60s releasing phenomenal albums that feature duets with their daughters

My mom messaging me about new albums will always be my favourite thing

This album is incredible music.apple.com/gb/album/con...

Tis the eve of a new Madonna album

That shift was pure evil

A lovely lady gave me an iced tea at work and said I’m very lovely

Part of my dissertation research involves a discourse analysis of the carnivore diet via Instagram posts which means that the algorithm thinks I want to see every reel of men who are red who love raw milk

Face and titty

Best interaction with a customer today is a lady who opened with “brother I am fat”

Pulled something in my back and I’m working all week

I am extremely hungover🫪

I am:… drink

COME ON ENGLAND

I did gym

I love this emoji 🫪 it’s so me 🫐🫪

Aperol spritz in a can… what an incredible invention

Is soft cheek Saturday a thing?

Lily Allen the woman that you are

Randomly got a knee pain🫪

Goodbye goodbye goodbye, your hole was bigger than the whole sky

I’ve been sucked off! The ear wax is now out at last

ITS TOO FUCKING HOT TO SLEEP

It hot

Man who stinks of bo keeps wandering around the gym after each of his sets

Keir Starmer do NOT put your feet up and keep the dildo away you’ve done a terrible job

Joey jay put on a wig and is giving slayyyter puss… I love

I dressed smartly today

As oomfie said - sun’s out buns out etc

I’ve been at a christening allllll day!

Just went for a very lovely sweaty walk

My Aromatisse and Mega Eelektross keep causing people to forfeit battles :3

Hmmm I’m deciding

My lovely hairdresser lady had an emergency so I had to have someone else do my hair and I’m unsure if I like it :((

Went to the doctor about my blocked ear and was told to keep using ear drops :3