Spending my Friday doing some readings for my first week of uni

Evidence of me in a footie shirt

Every album she releases, she’s even stronger at her craft which just feels impossible music.apple.com/gb/album/thr...

To be so far in her career and still putting out albums of this quality is truly next level music.apple.com/gb/album/her...

Went to a football match (was v bored) and heard some old man say using the cubicle is woke

At risk of sounding like a hater, ****’s music sounds like a headache

When I make food for this diva now she expects me to put it down wherever she is sitting and won’t come and get it

Agreed to do an 8 hour shift on Sunday… I am going to regret this greatly

I am perplexed as to why people are using ai to create a photo of them hugging their baby selves ?

Retail is not real because tell me why a man came in 5 minutes before close and started telling us he’s an angel in a world of devils, is the brother of Andrew Tate, and that his uncle is Elon musk ?

Does a rainbow mean I’m chosen for the rapture?

Made some sandwiches for lunch for the week and I have topped all my prior creations

Waiting for my bf to return home so we can open some pokemon cards

That shift

A cool feature for ios26 Apple Music is that with the pins you can choose for it to play / shuffle when you tap on it

First glutes session in 2 weeks and it is beating my ass

Discovered this beautiful album recently music.apple.com/gb/album/if-...

My kind and beautiful spirit always shines through

@sentimentbot.bsky.social what’s tea

Just in time for thighsday

The lorde ultrasound setlist looks amazing but only 2 solar power songs🥹justice for solar power !!!!!!

FINALLY DID IT AFTER 2 DAYS

Stuck on a boss fight on hollow knight eeeeeek

Returning to work tomorrow send help and strike me down

Me + my favourite Pokémon

And just like that, I’m back home in rainy Birmingham

Gonna miss the sand a lot

I think I’m gonna be finding sand in every possible crevice for the foreseeable

Every gay couple needs a backpack wearer and a tote bag wearer otherwise it’s not real

Last full day💔

Okay speedos are sexy and fun

I FOUND A SPEEDO WOOOO

Guy sat right next to us at breakfast playing some football video really loud >:(

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Possibly my favourite shorts

I keep forgetting I’m doing a whole new degree later this month agghggghhhhggghgh

Guy on Grindr telling me that he likes masc guys… I’m afraid you’re in the wrong place for all that

Tayvoodoo is a very real and scary thing

The gym has a leg extension machine so I am happy

I’m wanting to try the local cuisine and by that I mean cock and ass

I thought I’d outgrown my allergies but this raspberry drink gave me an allergic reaction

Day 1 of holiday, I have discovered that I swim weirdly

I should’ve put my phone up my ass for that

@profanity.accountant tell me

This recipe has red wine in it so I too will have red wine in me

The whores hustle !!!! And the hustlers whore!!!!!!

Chose my masters choice modules and my top choices for semester 1 weren’t there

I decide that today too shall be hump day

1989 and Melodrama !

Finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 and wow what a game