Doing a Valentine’s Day chest (and triceps) day which is wonderful because I can get him to set the bench up for me🙂‍↕️

I think some (single) people have the idea that you need to post your partner daily online but the magic thing about love is that you show it directly to your partner rather than only on social media🥰

My favourite photo of us - it’s very blurry but it’s such a wonderful memory 🥰

I love this it’s like if Charli did a Vulnicura type of song music.apple.com/gb/album/fun...

One of the modules (poverty, wealth and inequality) had two assignments so overall I got 69.69% so just below a first overall but I’m happy

Got a first on two of my essays yayyy!!!! A master’s is hard as fuck so I am very happy

Lmao this is so silly but it does reflect on a basic level how the usage (and attempted restriction) of language and how that can be used to attempt to restructure how people view the world

Humpday reminder - do your stretches!

Gonna have to go another week without a haircut because of a water infiltration issue at my barbers

Glute day plus getting ****** yesterday have meant for a very sore arse today I’ll tell you that much

Love her

My gym nemesis is a guy with a man bun who does handstands for an hour but hogs random things (he doesn’t use them) and takes up too much room

A very good album !!! music.apple.com/gb/album/urg...

Waiting for someone to put a consent check on their close friends so you can finally leave

Why am I seeing this trend on HERE? Ffs

Ai companies must feel like they’ve hit the jackpot whenever a new trend on Instagram appears that appeals to gays who for some reason love to have photos of themselves generated where the art style is uncanny

One of the cats must have pushed the bedroom door open in the night which meant that when I got up to have some water I hit my head 🫩

“An pointless” I was tired oops

If you genuinely care about the water usage in AI slop, you’ll save a lot more switching to a plant-based diet than you will cutting out AI. Or better yet… do both

An pointless irk of mine is when you’re waiting to get off the train and you press the button to open the doors and someone presses it after you like WAIT

Retail is not real because why did a man pick up a sign that said “10% off” and think it meant the items around it were £10

Titty? On a Thursday? It doesn’t sound right

I love Birmingham, I was walking back from the gym in my shorts and a lady saw and said “ay you cold in them bab”

I had a lecturer today who seemed relatively placid today but some students kept talking at the back and marched over and gave them a right bollocking

Jan’ 26 through my ears

Today I had a very cute lecturer and so I was extra attentive and answered his question to the class 🤓

Pokemon legends za has a better battling system but the feel / story / experience of legends arceus is just miles better

Finding out I’ve got a flat arse💔pray for me guys

All the chest stuff in the gym was being used so naturally I just decided to do legs instead

My new invention - Massive arse Monday

Today i had work and then uni, and i had to come home and cook dinner which has killed me off

Heyyyyyy :3

Almost vommed / died whilst doing Bulgarian split squats but I survived

IM A FREAKY BITCH YOU CAN PUT IT IN MY BUTT!!

There’s definitely definitely definitely no logic to human behaviour !

I haven’t watched the traitors but my friends and my mom have said i remind them of Stephen

Walking through a busy Birmingham new street with my pissy leg !

Had my bag on my lap and my bottle leaked which means that it looks like I’ve pissed myself, happy Friday :)

The whores hustle and the hustlers whore!

Today I have done a lot of reading about two very different topics - the self in an era of postmodernism / liquid modernity, and evidence-based policymaking

I need to have a sleep as good as this

They were in the sale so I bought the Chicken Run Moea shoes

ICE is deplorable and the unfortunate result of unchallenged right wing fascist tendencies. It is what happens when patriotism is consecrated to an extent that anyone who is perceived to be an immigrant is treated as a criminal just for existing - meanwhile they kidnap a fucking 5 year old

What level of veganism am I if I’ve mixed silken and firm tofu together

Current obsession - using cloves, a cinnamon stick and some ginger to make a lovely tea!

And I’ve been blocked ! Don’t comment on my appearance if you don’t want me to give the same energy :)

The “(or attempts at moustaches)” seems a little bit pointed…

Someone on gr*ndr asked me how I have any muscle without eating any protein… fascinating

I got my hair cut and this bathroom stall had wonderful lighting

I am grouchy and annoyed this morning so let’s hope that shifts