Ouch. Owned.

Starship Troopers for me. 🤘

I just took the best nap in the entirety of canine history holy shit

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Listening to an Irish podcast where they just advised their American listeners to visit Ireland, go to a pub, an order a black and tan followed by an Irish car bomb. If I saw someone actually do that in person I think I would actually die of cringe.

I’ve stopped being outraged at Dump putting his name all over everything and putting tacky embellishments all over the place because it’s going to be so satisfying to see the YouTube supercut of videos where all of it is taken down when the political pendulum swings the other way.

the first pic in the "Animals with paper party hats" category on Wikimedia Commons could make me cry

Started my day off with donuts and lots of iced tea, now I’m going to slow cook a sausage, potato, chiles, and greens stew and watch movies all day. Best vacation.

I had a dream last where I went back in time and punched Nancy Reagan in the face so hard her head exploded. I consider that a good omen for today. 👍

oh my god

Started my vacation off right by sleeping for 12 hours. 👌

I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.

Pre-bed shower plus fresh sheets: Still a banger combo 🔥

I guess I just took a nap at 630pm lol.

The beer I saved for tonight is extra delicious. 🤘

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Finished my last final. 🎉🎉🔥

Feeling really super tired but I have two finals this afternoon. Seven more hours until I can sleep. x_x

Studying for my last two finals this afternoon but thinking about how I am going to sleep like a bastard tonight. 👍

The theme of the music on campus today appears to be “Van Halen of the 1920s”

Hold yote gently like hamburger

Sleepy wolfy

I’m going to have the coziest night’s sleep holy crap

I would take Don Karnage out for a more than moderately priced dinner.

Today in politics that I missed, Senator Whitey P. Corngood cast the deciding vote in the Touching Kids and Lobbing Bombs at Suspiciously Brown Countries Act, increasing the national debt by 8% and creating significant momentum for the upcoming elections. The outrage was tremendous.

Finally done with all of my school stuff for the day. *flops*

Hold woof muzz gentle like hamburger 🍔

Done with arcane symbols and unnatural utterances exam, taking a break to watch some completely stupid TV before I do my essay exam.

Discount chimkin nuggies are the cornerstone of quality scholarship.

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Finished a take-home final with half an hour to eat before my remote final exam. So ready for it to be Friday when finals will be all done.

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Shout out to the guy blissfully smoking a big joint on the street corner eating chicken nuggets on a foggy Wednesday morning.

:P

Could not muster the motivation to start working on my take-home final so I am taking a long walk in the dense fog and pouring iced coffee down my muzz.

Hnnnng I actually need to do stuff all day today and tomorrow and I’m already in winter break mode.

When Luigi Mangioni is acquitted due to prosecutorial incompetence I demand to see him naked both for the spectacle and also for the insult to the US justice system.

Would hug!

My dad has to go to Los Alamos, NM next month to receive an end-of-career award and I’m trying to explain to his very Sicilian ass that there’s more than just Mexican food there so he won’t starve. x_x

As a citizen of California, I recommend ejecting Gavin Newsom into space to forestall anything he may have planned.

82% of the Venezuelan population as of 2024 was in poverty and now the US is imposing an embargo. I disapprove of the whole affair.

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Trailer Park Boys has taught me that California and Eastern Canada are soul brothers and should join up to get wasted and build a better society (or whatever)

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Downer and Blitzin’

I once again imagine Dump is slumped over in a dark corner of the White House with a half-eaten Big Mac in front of him and a big dump in his diaper yelling out screeds through a shroud of drool against the last thing he heard on Fox News and that’s what translates to the latest Venezuela news.

I was going to stop studying at 5 but then it got to be 4 and I poured myself a glass of wine and my sausage pasta was ready so I guess it’s time for Canadian degenerate TV and fucking off for the evening. 🎉👍

11 yipe I’m old but not that old

What I should be thinking about: Phonology What I am thinking about: Being knotted in public by a buff werewolf

I met with a friend in my descriptive linguistics class at her apartment to study together for the final and about 5 minutes in we decided we basically are prepared already and so we just took her dog to the park and played with him and talked for a while.

One thing I really like about listening to Irish news is that ever since Dump got re-elected any time someone says “Irish Republicans” they add “whose politics are very different from American Republicans”