Angela, in "Marvel Rivals" be like:

Omg... I can't wait to show off my new outfit from IML... 😍😍

A classic of the internet, if ever there was one

Is it a rule for members of BLUF that you're not allowed to smile? Like, ever? At anything?

But also:

ARF ARF ARF!!

The bullshit of adding Denuvo DRM to games mere days before they launch (like "007 First Light") is exactly why I will never pre-order another video game.

Made it to IML! Let the fun weekend begin! 😊 Arf!

Jesus. Why am I like this?

No, I will not be watching anyone stream "Subnautica." I don't fuck with the ocean, or any shit underwater, in-general. Yes, I know this is an irrational fear, but it's *my* irrational fear. I have no doubt this is a fantastic game, but everything about it triggers my anxiety in ways I do not like.

Jesus Christ, Home Depot. Why is your outdoor garden center located along the street directly in front of your store? Y'know... the one that drivers have to use to get in and out of your parking lot? This is beyond unsafe for everyone involved.

It's time to get up. But I don't want to get up. And yet, I must. This planet is a prison.

I see nothing's changed. 😅

Yo. If some random pup's bio has, "Fan of the puppy knott 🐕 🍆" in it... Is-- is that a zoophile thing? Or a legit pup-play reference? Genuinely asking, because I just got a follow request on Instagram from someone with that in their bio, and I don't know what to do with it.

Maybe they should just sell it.

Slightly increase a band. Maroon 6

Honest Q: Have you ever seen someone's penis and been immediately turned off? If so, and this person *pressed the issue* about why you don't want to hook-up, what did/would you say?

Feeling a little lost tonight. Not sure why. It just feels like something's coming. Something I'm not ready for. I don't like this feeling.

I is tired doggo today. Need moar sleeps, cuddles, and snuggles. 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 Gib?

Pups who make their hot bod their whole personality? No thank. It's the Big '26. Pups with kind hearts are where the sexiness is at (with or without a hot bod).

Depressed Dreamsicle

Okay, am I crazy or do all of the heroes have new/bigger animations that pop-out more, and then follow your mouse around when you hover over them in the Heroes tab? #MarvelRivals

I am but a link in the chain. So tug on my leash, I guess?

A place where pups can lounge around: Snoots & Sploots

It's always "nice" when, after hooking up with a hot guy with a great ass and wondering for a few weeks if there could be something more there, he puts that to rest with a, "The Artemis II mission was as fake as the moon landing." 😳 ...'kay. 😑 Moving on. 😒

Add food to a movie: Cereal Mom

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I love watching Twitch streamers collab and game together, but there seems to be a fine line between "We're just some gamers hanging out and having fun" and "This is a closed-door circlejerk of the 'cool kids' and you, Viewer, should be grateful we allow you to watch from our cuck chair."

If you post dick on Hump Day, I simply do not trust you.

Aaaaaaaaand they've dropped: www.marvelrivals.com/balancepost/... Boom. 🙃

Marvel Rivals not dropping the s7.5 Patch Notes on the same day as the new hero teaser trailer (like they usually do) has me nervous. Either they're struggling to balance out shit, or they're about to drop a bomb. (Or, more likely, Zhiyong simply has too much on his plate with the new PvE mode. 😅)

Unfollowed about a thousand accounts because so many of them were dead, deleted, or 'meh' people who didn't follow me back. My timeline is already so much better for it, too.

"Shoot your shot, yo. Worst you can hear is 'No.'" Do you have any idea how crippling that can be for someone with social anxiety? For some y'all, "shootin' your shot" is pointing finger guns and going "Pew pew!" For some of us, it's the emotional equivalent of manually loading a Civil War canon.

"Hello, and welcome back. A lot of you all have said to me, 'Granite, you're not RaeShanda, so why are you stealing the bit that helped make her an internet sensation? You're not even doing it right.' And to that I say, 'Thank you.'"

Apocalypse Now with Big Naturals

Arf arf arf!! :D

Who am I going to see at Kennel tonight @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social?!

Still can't find a good photo editing app that isn't riddled with AI trash features, so I'm using a basic-ass free one to swap out the green screen. 😅 Nevertheless... Is this anything?!

Quote this post with your puppy eyes!

So green screens are fun. Finding a decent photo editing app for my Android? Not so much. 😅

Sidetrack, in Chicago's Lakeview neighborhood. I *still* love that place.

I stg, if I never again see a content creator or internet influencer make a "super-cut" vertical video of their "greatest hits" to that "beem bop boop bop BAM" song clip, it will still be too soon. That trend has turned from the corner from "NewAndExciting Street" onto "OverdoneByAll Avenue."

I spent a lot of time in this place.

True. My nieces are rare exceptions to this, and even they are one bad bitchfit away from being out my life for a week. 😅

Disco Magik is serving cunt, and she is ICONIC.

Disco Namor is for the Gays™, and no, I will not be taking questions at this time.

Congrats to all the fucking loud right wing dipshits who hated on it without even watching. You got what you want. There is no Star Trek in production anymore. None. Good job. You killed the phoenix. Fuck you all the way to hell. #StarTrek #LLAP #LetThemGraduate variety.com/2026/tv/news...

YouTube ads that appear over the last 20 seconds of the video I'm watching, with no easy way to make them disappear, should burn in hell, along with this terrible, terrible website and the people who thought this was a good idea. Ugh.

I know she's probably saying, "Kumiho Unleashed!" but I stg, every time I hear a White Fox on my team use her ult, I hear: "GOLDIE HAWN LEASHED!" #MarvelRivals

I accidentally said "fudgment" at work, instead of judgment. That turned into a delightful conversation about how to properly define 'fudgment' as a word. fudgment (n) - 1.) when the Oompa Loompas come out and sing about a dead kid "She drowned in the chocolate river. Time for the fudgment."