They have nothing to apologize for, unless maybe you asked my late mother who brought me and my best friend to this movie while being completely unaware of what was going to happen

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VC, founder, dumbass

lol

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

If there's ever been a time to NOT be incrementalist, this is it. The most political capital you're gonna have is right now. And we got Gestapo death squads in MSP and TB spreading through concentration camps in Texas. If you can't find a win there, get out of politics. The Epstein Class, baby

Man I think I have beaten enough of these games now to confidently say that demon‘s souls is stupid hard

need something I can play with the 6 year old in the room. Indika is decidedly Not It and frankly I cannot unwind with Souls some days

he's so close to figuring it out!

This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘It’s My Hand’: Muppets Puppeteer On How He Brings Kermit To Life

@wyden.senate.gov's record of warning that there is deep and constitutionally-serious dirt being done by the intelligence agencies in secret is unblemished. The vaguer he is, the filthier the dirt is. This is the vaguest I've ever seen him

Good answer, though this is the guy nobody could tell was joking or serious when he said he was worried about Guam capsizing

very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth

Started demon’s souls remake because I hate myself

Wow. Not surprised per se but I did have higher expectations for the home of the wienerdog races

Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.

yoshi is a horse

Indika is a genuinely weird game

Heads are going to explode 💥 Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third. All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit. 1/3

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

legitimately top 3 things about Japan right there

this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit

I actually saw him speak at sxsw, it was before 2011 but the way he talked (specifically remember him saying that /m/ was a well behaved, cultured place he wished more boards were like lmao) I am not surprised he thought he could dump the trash into its own hole

I cannot

"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something

Does it surprise anyone that o’keefe doesn’t believe in anything?

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

are they kidding? for real. Palantir

it's also a demand never made of, say, rural people who won't go into the city because they think they'll be murdered.

"getting outside your bubble" is an admirable thing when it means trying a new hobby or introducing yourself to your neighbor or watching an art film but people only want to apply it to "being a little more racist just to see how it feels"

are we supposed to be *pro* insane penguin? Genuinely lost here

ok this is the second time I'm seen an apparent reference to that Werner Herzog clip about the insane penguin. what the fuck is going on over there

getting feds to say shit like this on camera with their face exposed is NUTS -- you can not reform this agency, everyone involved must go, there is no practical way to root out all of these guys

From a FB post about Alex Pretti:

It is important to keep repeating this, because these 23 people continue to get complete free passes every day while the fascism & incineration of American national security keep happening.

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

abolish ice but also the entirety of DHS. They were founded in the xenophobia/kleptocracy patriot act spree of 2002 and never should have existed to begin with.

if we abolish the gestapo who will do the important work of the gestapo

does gregory bovino (italian for bovine)'s big stupid coat make him look more like he's got a "power electronics" project or like he's got a "neo folk" project

well that’s funny because the present is judging you and the other dem senators now

🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional! ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.

I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.

“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh

Stephen Miller and JD Vance are inseparable from President Donald Trump at Davos this year. Constantly tightly flanked by his two closest advisors, he’s sporting a fashionable new pair of sunglasses and looking healthier than ever

Ok but like isn't this the second or third time Air Force One had to turn back during an Atlantic crossing. I know we all want it to be about Trump, but what if they forgot to pack Stephen Miller in the earth of his homeland, and had to turn back before crossing the water?

stay safe my fellow texans, guess it’s gonna be bad

Bois accurately recreating the experience of being on Threads