Unbelievable that he can be bought for a Rolex. Hold out for a Vacheron Constantin or something.

As promised, the group shots of all ten Stormcast Eternal Liberators.

I don’t know who Sarah Kudzu-Zordon and I refer to learn.

Last night, rereading The Two Towers, I came across the word HALE, and while I've encountered the (now rather archaic) term plenty of times before, this time it clicked that HALE is to HEALTH as WIDE is to WIDTH and LONG is to LENGTH, etc.

Art:

Gargamel was a Maia.

o kay i ll bite what even is a “ olive nunz “ ?

Okay, I admit it! I got carried away!

Infinite Jest, and the Latin Vulgate.

Qrik hoping now-now will wake up and find-find man-thing Bill Clinton has decided to own-own blowjob rumors and: in doing so: completely end-end convicted felon Trump... Then both-both can get cells in pedo jail-jail yes-yes!

14) Hobb, R., (2010). Dragon Haven. Voyager. #Books2025 #Audiobooks2025

Inshallah.

I’m almost done assembling the Liberators, and a group photo will follow soon. But I had to put one of these Prosecutors together. They’re so cool.

More than half my content is mom jokes, most of them not even good, and I'm a significantly more serious journalist than most of the NYT staff.

AHAHAHAHAHA

Heart catheter done. Stent in place. Safely in recovery.

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL (1975)

Dr. Judy > Dr. Drew

THE THING (1982)

SCREAMING

So much could have been avoided if these dipshits had been smart or curious enough to just read Pascal's Wager

I thought that AI dead relative thing could potentially be an artful and tasteful thing if implemented thoughtfully, it's not conceptually that different than recording videos. It is absolutely not implemented thoughtfully, the haters were 110% right, the creator should in prison.

I just randomly ran up on this but tbh this is the most important "hack" or piece of advice I can give to people who want to make a difference: show up to the boring stuff. That's where decisions get made, wheree people are put into place, and ultimately where votes come from or don't.

journalism when the govt wants to scan your retinas: “children, some as young as 25, are using encryption (classified as a munition by US export agencies) to evade common sense safety monitoring” journalism when the govt is raping children: “the minor woman interacted with the esteemed senator”

The “Intel Inside” four-note jingle, but it’s the Dies Irae.

calling frankenstein’s monster “the monster” seems like such a misnomer. he’s a guy that wants to be a wife guy. many such cases.

Snails are caterpillars who were judged evil during metamorphosis, and emerged to the punishment of carrying their chrysalis forever.

TACO 👏 BELL 👏

Rough day to be any sort of survivor of sexual violence. Solidarity to all of you, please be kind to yourselves

Andrew Windsor, Primarch of the XI Legion Astartes.

It’s actually pronounced “aa·skr mai·ur”

You're up at this hour and you're not going to let yourself or anyone down. Write until you can't. It will pay off one day. #5AMWritersClub #scriptsky

Been a real banner couple of weeks for those of us frustrated at the outsized role of New York in our politics huh

Franchise business idea: mobile safe space cargo van driven by someone who can offer emotional support where you need it. Feels on Wheels™️

Telling kids that these are Don Quixote cookies, the traditional treat for celebrating Cervantes.

This is just comically evil. It’s not actually funny, but it’s absolutely on brand for our big wet president.

Wait, I thought FDR did do Pearl Harbor as a false flag and everybody did decide that they wanted the war economy bad enough to not care about it.

Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate

So my Bride was going to have a procedure on her eyelids, but at the pre-op appointment, she reported some mild chest pains. The anesthesiologist (her ex-boyfriend from high school!) was concerned enough to recommend a cardiac contrast scan just to rule out any potential issues. So she did that…

I cannot recall ever once having had a “teeth dream”.

The world and the internet are full of dangerously naive people who are convinced that they in fact are the sophisticated ones. Their favorite thing is to tell you that you are being naive.

I think cynicism is laziness pretending to be sophistication

Let Trump do a Chotiner interview you cowards

Say what you will about Benedict Arnold but unlike Merrick Garland he at least put his neck on the line.

FANTASIA (1940)

Tag yourselves, I’m prison toilet paper.

Zoomin in on Grand Teton and the closed gate the GOP closed them.

“Patriotism? Forget patriotism! I’ve got a family to think of!” - Woodrow Wilkins