They’re not just ripping copper out of the walls, they’re ripping rebar out of the slabs.

sitting in my nice climate controlled house, eating a bowl of noodles topped with pickled veg, a fried egg, and chili oil, drinking a cup of coffee, nodding along to the video on my computer explaining how civilization is bad, actually

No firefood? Weak.

This is Good and Right®️ and True™️ and Correct©️

Owlbear? Meet Owlcat!

Has @theshrimpening3.bsky.social seen this?

Everything is tradeoffs. *EVERYTHING.*

16) THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU (2026); dir. by Jon Favreau #Movies2026 #Theatre #Cinemark

i think the red blue electoral maps have fucked everybody’s brain up. seriously.

This also applies to the United States of America at large:

AHAHAHAHAHA

we need djt caught snoozing on the jumbotron so all the maga pundits can pretzel themselves screaming "HE WAS NOT SLEEPING, HE WAS CHECKING HIS EYELIDS FOR HOLES"

Holy sh•t he might be right.

Who decided to call it “toothpaste” when “tartar sauce” was RIGHT. THERE???

Historical reenactment of how @the-wheezer.bsky.social & @noghiri.bsky.social met & got married:

Aww, Verstappen out already? 😈😈😈 #F1 #GP #Monaco

This is a Good Thread:

Like… Dairy Queen Blizzards?

But seriously, the correct answer is Boston Sports Championships: 2001 (Patriots) 2003 (Patriots) 2004 (Red Sox, Patriots) 2007 (Red Sox) 2007-2008 (Celtics) 2010-2011 (Bruins)

Wow. No love for POOTIE TANG (2001)?

So it was 2OT instead of OT. “I hate it being right all the time.”

History being made:

I mean…

My body is really starting to hurt from its many years of being a body

AND THREE??? AMAZING #NHL #StanleyCup #Canes

Wait what? I just let the dog out and we’ve got TWO? #NHL #StanleyCup #Canes

We got one back! #NHL #StanleyCup #Canes

Now watch. Carolina will come storming back with fast, physical play… And either lose 3-4, or tie it up and lose 4-5 (OT). #NHL #StanleyCup #Canes

Nat 1 wisdom just really not reading the room

OOF #NHL #StanleyCup #Canes

WHAT THE F•CK, WALKER??? #NHL #StanleyCup #Canes

AHAHAHAHAHA

Wild to see both of those Vegas goals get called back. #NHL #StanleyCup #Canes

So my Bride and I will sometimes order Olive Garden to-go (*I* am the pasta taxi). We’ll order her entrée, then I’ll pick one of the $6 “take-home” plates*. Super simple to reheat, and I’ll jazz it up with some additional spices or extra cream or something. But the point is that it’s good value.

I hope they boo the ever-loving fuck out of him on Monday. I hope they get a “fuck you, Do-nald 👏-👏-👏👏👏” going.

Proper masculinity:

My version of masculinity is realizing for the first time in an unprompted flash at 37 years old that the girl who invited you over for a movie because her roommates weren't home sophomore year of college was hitting on you.

*taking pig knuckles out to the Traeger* 🎼 Smoke two joints in the morning, Smoke two joints at night. Smoke two joints in the afternoon, It makes me feel alright. Smoke two joints in time of peace, And two in times of war. I smoke two joints before I smoke to joints, And then I smoke two more. 🎶

Now made with real fresh-sliced submarines!

So I’m now about a quarter of the way into “Children of Ruin”, and the “Hitchhiker’s Guide” reference caught me totally off-guard. Literal irl LOL.

25) Sanderson, B., (2025). Isles of the Emberdark. Tor. #Books2026 #Audiobooks2026

His joke in here shouldn’t fly, yet it does:

YES!… HAHAHA… YES!

We're not doing D-Day aplogia. The good guys did the right thing. If you think otherwise, go fuck yourself then go fuck yourself. Having had an uncle--not great uncle, dipshits, an uncle--who fought there, you don't get to denigrate that for your cosplay political beliefs. Go fuck yourself

This is still America

When is the last time one of these billionaires gave us a new museum, or university? How about a hospital wing? We still doing that?

There is value in this. After a tornado during a camping trip, my parents were trying to get to camp and there were a lot of downed trees on the roads. Local guy pulled up and asked “Anybody need a chainsaw?”