If you’re asking “does the White House understand…,” in ANY context in 2026, you’re a moron.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Sunday Night Soccer

Elected officials can't look at the cameras and tell voters that they're stupid bastards but I'm under no such compulsion

This better be my next Congressman.

Meeting up tonight !!! Come build

We GOTTA LIVE HERE GREG !!! Greeeeegggg

I know @greglandsman.bsky.social is getting worried when he sends out a desperate email trying to explain his terrible war powers resolution vote and downplay the thoroughly embarrassing Chotinering he received this week.

Lolololololol

Incredible catch here. Fox used footage from December 17, 2025, where Trump was not dressed in garish campaign swag. youtu.be/FxfiAuFfMas?...

i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.

The dementia is winning.

It turns out the U.S. did a “double tap” attack just as emergency responders were arriving at the girls’ elementary school. This is what the Russians do routinely in Ukraine. That’s a war crime under international humanitarian law.

Instead of being amazed that Cheney endorsed Harris despite agreeing with Trump on 99% of his policies, people treated it as though her endorsement meant Harris now agreed with Cheney on 99% of policy. Dumbest electorate in the world.

This is the future of the Democratic party — fracture, collapse, and locking in Republican fascism for decades. Unless real leaders emerge in the next year to lead a transformation in the party to fighting for change.

He’s such a pathetic drunk loser.

Folks the dementia is observably worsening.

You see, Joe Biden was too old and Democrats lied about how bad a second Trump term would be. So we had to give the old man who smears orange makeup on his face every morning another go. And it’s not like Kamala Harris would be doing anything different anyway.

Severe. Accountability.

I keep saying this, but Gen Z Nihilism is quickly becoming something much darker. They have moved from believing in nothing to believing in nothing but power. We didn't defend values like justice and Democracy. Now we're here.

The 25th Amendment is real and should be enforced.

The Emperor has no clothes.

Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

[coughs] AS I WAS SAYING

If it’s true that the United States bombed an elementary school and killed scores of children it is an unfathomable crime. I have never been more disgusted to be an American.

#betterboyars 2028

Without suggesting any eschatological implications, he has to be the most obvious anti-Christ who ever lived. Even Nero must have had some redeeming qualities.

The hearings that kristy noem has been in the last two days don't happen without "sTrOnGLy WoRdEd LetTeRs - 🤡"

I really do think this goes quite a long way in explaining why this administration chooses to do what it does the way it does. They really genuinely believe if they simply generate enough content that they can bend the consensus reality to their preferred version.

Bateman specifically is, in addition to being a villain, *a huge dipshit and loser* He is boring and sucks! His friends don’t like and can’t even tell him apart from other boring dipshits, his girlfriend is cheating on him, he has no actual interests or talents

Fuck Inter Miami.

But Biden old, right @jaketapper.bsky.social?

What got Noem fired wasn’t that she was utterly incompetent at her job and blatantly corrupt. It was that she got caught trying to be a bigger attention whore than the boss.

Just got a @repgreglandsman.bsky.social mailer today and promptly threw it in the trash where he belongs.

🎶 KRISTI DOESNT KNOW! KRISTI DOESNT KNOW! KRSI DOESNT KNOW! DONT TELL KRISTI, KRISTIE DOESNT KNOW! 🎶

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

Markwayne Mullin is so white trash (how white trash is he?) Markwayne Mullin is so white trash his parents couldn’t decide on a first name so they put Markwayne as a filler on the form, intending to change it when they decided, and then forgot and just went with the placeholder.

mullin is if anything even more drunk and incompetent than noem, and also a sitting senator, so i think we really are seeing Not Enough Guys theory operationalized at the highest levels

On his deathbed Trump has received the light of Twelver Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

He's got a primary opponent: @damon4congress.bsky.social !

So, we have some family friends who are Russian. About five years ago, they started renting from my folks, and they are here on an asyum visa; though they will not talk about it, they were obvious dissidents of some kind. Anyway, their kids are my kids ages, so of course my folks were on board

Some days I think the cats must keep a secret stash of nip somewhere because every once in a while they all act high as fuck at the same time and we didn’t give them anything.

See the the thing is, like every other aspect of his life, JD’s religious beliefs are an affectation he adopts for expediency’s sake. That’s why he doesn’t understand how weird it makes him look, as a putative Catholic, to be constantly trying to lecture the Catholic Church on the Catholic Church.

Repeat after me; “abolish ICE” is the mainstream position.

If you overlook a candidate having a Nazi tattoo you’re just a fucking idiot and anything else you have to say other than “ok, I was wrong” doesn’t matter.

Three or four of these despicable group chats have become public, but here's the thing: It's absolutely certain that there are HUNDREDS of group chats just like them that we'll never learn about. There's an entire generation of groyper Republicans, and in a few years they'll be running the party.