Fuck Dana Bash.

Fuck the WHCA too, to be clear.

as far as I could find, she hasn't said one thing about the 255+ press people murdered by israel in the past 2.5 years

Journalism is cooked

lol fuck Meghan McCain.

Why is the failing Iran war strategy the fault, even a little, of commentators who point out that the Iran war strategy is failing? Why wouldn't the failing Iran war be entirely the fault of the national leaders who started the war and conducted it with a bad strategy that is obviously failing?

In nine hours the national press corps will raise their glasses to the most racist person in the country and claim it’s a “work dinner” for “source building”

Memory care facility resident eager to show off arts and crafts projects to guests.

Happy Miss Congeniality Day to all who celebrate!

You don’t hate beltway journalists enough.

Ron DeSantis is juiceless and stupid. Helluva way to go through life.

See you all at the Correspondents’ Dinner!

Lol this is how we report news now what the betting markets are doing. Shithole country stuff.

This guy is such a pathetic, obnoxious tool. Which makes him such a perfect representative of conservative culture and the kind of people it produces.

It can only good happen. If it could bad happen, someone would say something. Surely.

YES

they do but that’s because in their mind union labor = sweaty white men with hammers who drink beer after work. service jobs performed by women of color are cringe and not real it’s all gender

Trump is demented and will say yes to basically anything Trump-themed and big at this point. Trump-class battleship? Fucking of course he'd say yes. How could he say no, at this point.

This is treating Trump v. United States as law. It is not law. It is anti-law. It belongs in that category of Supreme Court decisions which were not merely wrong, they were illegitimate and non-binding from the day they were issued. It is owed no more respect than Lincoln gave Dred Scott.

It's not hyperbole in the least to say Musk purchased a six-month shadow presidency for $280 million and used the power of that shadow presidency to 1. Steal the government’s data, 2. Permanently damage the state’s ability to regulate his businesses, and 3, kill non-white people.

Just me, personally, but I would simply not attend an event if the sole purpose of said event was to humiliate me in an effort to make the worst person ever to be elected POTUS feel better about himself. Not to get all judgy or anything.

To be honest I sincerely hope WH security confiscates all those dumb fucking pocket squares the WHCA or whoever is passing out. Yank them out of the lapels and demand an apology before allowing anyone to enter.

Ladies and gentlemen: the guest of honor to celebrate freedom of the press. Thank god Jake Tapper will have his little pocket hanky though or people might think journalists are in league with the autocrat who doesn’t care about freedom of the press.

The White House Correspondents Association humiliates itself more than Trump could ever dream of humiliating it.

Remember how we have to be unfailingly polite to and infinitely understanding of the voters who think this guy is smart.

Mike Judge collect your prize.

AG Sulzberger would be screaming from the top of the NYT building if this was Joe Biden visibly passing the fuck out during a meeting on TV.

John Schnatter is a racist asshole (ask anyone who has ever worked for him) and a Hoosier to boot. He’s not even FROM Louisville. Fuck him and fuck Gerry Bradley.

“RFK is a eugenicist who believes that people with chronic health conditions deserve to die preventable deaths” is a plain fact that the news media cannot or will not tell the public.

Any outlet not properly centering the VA redistricting vote within the context of Republican redistricting efforts is making a deliberate, partisan choice to misinform its audience.

People will argue that the president is mentally ill but have none of that same smoke for the hundreds of thousands of people who listen to and obey him. I think it's because you want to equate mental illness with evil but you are a coward.

We have a message for Vivek Ramaswamy: you can’t buy us.

Imagine if every year the FBI had a celebratory dinner with the Five Families and told jokes about each other.

My guy @jimswift.bsky.social was at the Turning Point USA & Vivek Ramaswamy event at Ohio State and succinctly captured the deeply weird vibes emanating through the third-filled arena noticeably light on college students. www.thebulwark.com/p/who-goes-t...

News accounts are straining to portray the Virginia move as a betrayal of Dems' principled opposition to gerrymandering. It's pure bullshit. Dems passed a 2021 bill ending it for *both sides.* The Dem position is that Trump/Rs don't get to play by their own rules: newrepublic.com/article/2093...

We don't have to live like this, there's a better way. Bankrupting AG Sulzberger

ok fair let me just look to be fai—oh god oh no

“Expanding the Supreme Court is no different that redistricting in California and Virginia. It is a proportionate response to Republican attempts to degrade liberal democracy and move America toward a post-liberal order.” open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

Favorite scene in All The President’s Men: Woodward & Bernstein attend White House Correspondents Dinner, hobnob with Nixon Administration officials, have such a swell time that they back off Watergate investigation so they don’t lose their access.

Good thing the Secretary of Defense is an incompetent, wife-beating drunk.

No. This is dumb as shit. Everyone involved in producing this slop, and everyone who agrees, is also dumb as shit.

I think about the Roman Empire more than I think about masculinity.

yeah I really think that ICE should be placed under interdict and Catholics obliged to choose between Christ and a enforcement of a demonic policy that rips children from their mothers’ arms

Some guy wrote a book about “men struggling against definitions of masculinity and their own sense of failure”. I don’t understand this entire convo on a fundamental level. I feel I’m a failure. In a broad sense. I don’t do traditionally masculine things except fail to properly communicate my

we will have Woke James Jesus Angleton inshallah

Wut

I'm in this picture and not sure how I feel about it

Boy it’s nice knowing we have a smart, sane, rational, competent President who doesn’t poop his pants every day.