Cher once hugged me and called me the coolest person ever and that she wanted to be me so, yeah. Take a hike Dax.

the guy's name was Sheetz? is there a Johnny Wawa as well

This is absolutely horrifying. ChatGPT recommended “Sam take twice as much cough syrup so he would have stronger hallucinations. The AI tool even recommended playlists to match his drug use… Turner-Scott is now left mourning her only son, and shocked by what this new technology did to him.”

Wine moms when ICE shows up:

we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work

Sprout was an irksome little bitch. Who’s with me?

Does anyone know the size or other logistical details of the Venezuela op? Asking because I'm working on a theory.....

One thing that made the lightbulb go off for me was someone pointing out that Schumer and Jeffries are very popular among their Democratic Party colleagues because they ask very little of them and never demand anyone take a hard stance or tough vote

The most “vote blue no matter who” people in my life, the most Defend Democrats-minded people I know as recently as the end of 2024 are now exclusively out for blood and demanding Schumer’s resignation and for Dems in Congress to do total obstruction. Its crazy how far from the base the party is

Oh, just saw a nice mention for Weird Horror in Best Horror 17, edited by @datlow.bsky.social and out today!!

sure why not (apologies for nightmarish alt text)

Go Hilton!!

Finding out you're in a starter pack called TRUE ASSHOLES but you got 87 new followers out of it

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At least I'm not the only one feeling like shit, eh?

Onderwateropgravingen brachten het vroegste bewijs aan het licht voor de zoutproductie door de Maya's, die een aanvulling vormde op de zoutarme basisvoedingsmiddelen van de regio, zoals maïs, bonen en pompoen. 🔗 vanaf 2025 🆓 doi.org/10.15184/aqy... 🏺 #Archeologie

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

If you won't listen to us, maybe you'll listen to this horse.

I love you all (well, most of you) but if I am twenty fifth on this list this is not a serious website

people think moby dick is a stern adventure novel heavy on the plot. i can't emphasize how much it's not. it's supergay chaos with 3 plot points. there's an entire chapter that's just a chowder recipe. sometimes it turns into a play. the main character is covered in whale dinension tattoos.

I think that's the crux of it. We don't have any way to stop the actual villains from doing their evil and the people we elected to try to stop them won't even try to play their (admittedly terrible) hand, so everyone's lashing out at anything they can to try to feel some kind of victory.

what a time to be alive

Sorry to post from State News Channel but they seem to have exclusive on this. It’s really bad news www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/min...

This Langston Hughes poem is relevant af.

Alt-Text Version

Does anyone know the size or other logistical details of the Venezuela op? Asking because I'm working on a theory.....

The best way to make a social program both more expensive and harder for people who need it to actually access it is to institute means-testing - the stricter the means-testing, the worse the program functions.

Huh www.ft.com/content/8816...

📰 Experimental archaeology suggests modern humans could have begun hunting with bows and arrows as early as 40,000 years ago, 28,000 years earlier than previously believed 🏺 #ArchaeologyNews via Sci.News

Wegmans in New York City has begun collecting biometric data on shoppers' eyes, voices and faces from anyone who enters its supermarkets

Thread 👇. As if the screenshots in the first post aren’t enough, keep going. bsky.app/profile/maud...

ONE MILLION U.S. citizens DIED because he fumbled COVID! He tried to overthrow the government on January 6, 2021! How could the stakes not have been properly described. What else Needed to be described? This is some white shit I will NEVER understand.

The cackle I just let out. My inner 12 year old is going to get me in trouble all day bringing this up randomly. (this is an honest to gods toll road loop in Texas)

Yay Manitoba! Glad I chose this place! Also, Alberta, what did I say about scaring the hoes? (as usual, it's me, I'm hoes)

Wow this got a lot of likes! If you're interested in making local RPG scenes happen and live in DC, Maryland, or Virginia, I can recommend Designed in the DMV: www.designedinthedmv.org

100% of Americans can’t even pinpoint Venezuela on this map

Ugh, I have been worried about this exact scenario (A)

My niece in Stonehaven, near Aberdeen, has made a snow dalek that's featured in the Aberdeen Press and Journal. #proudaunt

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t want to annex Canada, Columbia, Cuba, Greenland, Mexico, or Panama, and just wants universal healthcare.

The first two hours this morning

Hegelly Blonde

another elected who somehow was able to lay out the situation without having to preface it with "Maduro was no angel!"

Meanwhile, on the snowy frontier... #Archaeology 🏺

“Regime change with no plan” is basically America’s default browser setting.

Every leader of a country should now be allowed to kidnap one other leader

ALL YOUR PINK PLASTIC LAWN FLAMINGOS ARE BELONG TO US.

This about sums up the state of things.

Ok what terrible, horrible things did I miss yesterday when I just couldn't take another drop? I couldn't even read. I mostly lay in bed staring at the ceiling.