Can you don’t

This bronchitis can literally go away any day now plsthanks

Am I just a bitch or are people just actually this infuriatingly stupid lol

THEY PLAYING ANGINE DE POITRINE ON KEXP

Confirmed I have a third autoimmune disease today

Today I learned about Jake’s alter ego through an ad

@noghiri.bsky.social neeeed this for the car pls pls pls

The actor for Reacher… reachered his neighbor after his neighbor instigated and started shit 💀

Holy crap it’s #nationalpuppyday Please enjoy some photos of Toby from when he was still potato sized :)

I’ve been trying to catch up on the normal men podcast (I am severely behind and honestly probably it’s a good thing I waited this long sorry) but listening to multiple people panic about the thought of anyone born after 9/11 being old enough to vote is beyond hilarious to me because not only—

Me and my chronic migraines

Have the day you fucking deserve lmao

I’m disappointed and no it’s not for the reasons you’re probably thinking

If my dad doesn’t stop accumulating plagues and injuries on top of the worsening cancer I might end up back home for longer than a month a half at this rate 😬

Considering for the first time ever here we heard at least two of them having a very loud conversation about a block away from the house at like 12am I am very aware of the Coyotes

Just woke up to it literally snowing HOW am I supposed to fall back asleep now IM SO EXCITED

Am I losing my appetite because I’m sick or because my husband keeps unintentionally saying very disgustingly worded things to me

Not me finding out I have scoliosis at the age of 24 HELLO??

Begging my husband to stop eating fistfuls of cheezits so we can go to bed

I am convinced not a single person that we know going to this wedding has a flight at a normal hour. This is going to be the most sleep deprived two days everrrr

“Business in front, spider in the back”- Nog

Stole my mf line

I am snug trapped

ARF! #art #sketchbook

Awake at one am once again but this time the bajillions frogs that reside approximately 2 blocks away just randomly started and within 10 minutes stopped screaming all in perfect unison

This just almost made me spew liquid out my nose

Considering my personal life was a living hell this week I think I’ve fully earned this mule

I’ve never wanted to shave my head more than I have this week trying to figure out a bridesmaid hairstyle for next week

Fuuuuuuck cancer btw

Sometimes the way that my husband talks makes me worry that people think our age gap is significantly larger than what it really is

I really needed this laugh today sorry

We just spent $200 on makeup and makeup products and I think I need to lock myself in a closet for like a week as an apology to my husband because how and wtf 😭

I accidentally showed my husband a video with a background song that was a version of “you’re beautiful” by James Blunt but it was just meowing instead of singing and he just started meowing it to me in the darkness of the night and now I have so many regrets

EHEHEHEHEHEHE :)

leaving this heere for if anyone never saw it (i love her)

Stress induced migraines are going to take me tf out this week lmao

Husband washed his hands with my leave in conditioner and im conflicted because wtf but also it made him smell so good

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. The way this man gives me the most uncontrollable cuteness aggression on planet earth

Follow up question when do you stop experiencing multiple traumatic events every year

Finally found the new gluten free cheez its in the grocery store and almost collapsed in the aisle

BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

HELL YEAH WOOOOOOOOO

I’ll take a nine point halftime lead

If Donald Trump is the fake Christian Messiah, then Kid Rock is one of the counterfeit Apostles; and he reeks of trust fund privilege, stale malt liquor and Valtrex. Happy Super Bowl Sunday johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/fake-chris...

The delulu is strong with this one holy cow 💀

Early Valentine’s Day date (because next weekend this place is going to probably be SO packed lol)

lol is it normal to cry this often in your 20s