If I know the auditions are going until 4 and the director is rehearsing for a different show tonight, at what point is it okay to start obsessively refreshing my email

Big audition at 12 so thought I'd go for a jog to shake the cobwebs off. It started raining. The hills are alive with the sound of fucking music

Valentines at a local Turkish 🩵

Lol I forgot about this part

Train is rammed and standing only but I found a seat reserved from the first stop to the last stop 😏

For the good of the country, it's time for Labour to stand down and stop splitting the Green vote. Unfortunately, FPTP is the system we have and if you're not voting Green, you're voting for Reform. It's time to grow up, accept that voting is like getting a bus and do what needs to be done

Fucking hate the scale of difficulty changing direct debit details. Some companies are like log on and edit your details on our website, some are like doo hoo hoo HOO intrepid traveller, thou hast entered the arena of the Faerie! Thou wish shalt be granted, should ye pass a series of trials

Watching "Under Salt Marsh". A drama set in rural Wales, Kelly Reilly is playing the lead and isn't even *attempting* a Welsh accent. Just a multi generational Welsh lass with an RP accent. Amazing

See the thing about all of this is that I haven't forgotten about five years of "the fish rots from the head down", "sorry seems to be the hardest word", "the buck stops at the top" discourse in which the Labour leader was personally, directly responsible for absolutely everything within the party

Another shit day that will become a shit week and shit month at work. Thank fuck for WFH Wednesday

Audible has reset the progress on all of my audiobooks 🙃

Back to the office

Ant McPartlin winning a lovely father and daughter £30k because he knew how many lace holes are in a typical pair of Air Jordans due to how many he bought with his Byker Grove money... Just wonderful. God bless primetime TV

My "I never was a close friend of Peter Mandelson" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the t-shirt

My train is delayed by 25 minutes, but the train before is *also* delayed by 25 minutes, meaning it arrived the time my train normally would, so I just stepped on that one #stonks

Every single time this piece of shit is on the telly it astounds me. Why has she been allowed to rehabilitate herself when she was the face of one of the greatest, most infamous political scandals of this generation??

There are loud, excited teenagers on the train this morning. Has nobody told them of the inevitability of death?

Jerry Zucker

Your man casually tearing up at A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms because it's about the power of being a fundementally honourable and decent person whilst surrounded by corruption and dishonour, and also features a scene of a man saying goodbye to his horse

The nuttiest of roasts

Oh my god Oh my god Jonathan Ashworth will be the new Chief of Staff OMG I can feel it in my soul

Breakfast in a converted train carriage, long rainy walk now making a nut roast with footie and a cuppa. A Sunday of champions

So I post often that I'm an amateur actor. I'm pretty good at it and regularly get cast in leading roles. When I started, I had never danced a step or sung a note in my entire life. I was pretty terrible but the love of the form kept me going. I love every person who puts themselves out there ⭐

And quite rightly too, because what this boils down to is: If he/his team knew but decided it didn't matter, they're scumbags who should be hounded out of public life. If they didn't know and/or believed Mandleson, they're incredulous rubes who should be hounded out of public life

Well I don't think that's fine 🤬

Watched the first couple of episodes of Sky's "Amadeus" this morning. It's weird. What's the point of doing a new adaptation of one of the most well-regarded plays, that's already been adapted into one of the most well-regarded films, if you have nothing new to say or do?

NW Tim Key is going to fucking make me cry, I can already tell #filmsky

Absolutely fucking hideous commute home due to train disruption and rain. Two hours door to door and could barely see in front of my car on the M40 as lorries repeatedly swung from one lane to the next. Chippy tea and a bottle of Malbec, I reckon

I love how I was mocked for doing Media Studies at university and have subsequently had to spend my entire adult life surrounded by fellow adults who sincerely believe that it must be true if it's in the newspaper, they aren't allowed to lie

Stepped in a puddle at the park and ride that was deeper than I thought and now I get to work at the office with wet socks. I fucking love having to do this, modern life is so great

Wonder Man is so fucking good 👌 Actually feels new and unique to the MCU because it sticks to its (great) tone and themes all the way through instead of devolving to the palette swapped hero and villain throwing lasers at each other. YMM and Kingsley are superb as well.

WHO ARE THE "LEFT" WHO SPECIFICALLY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Will it ever stop fucking raining

Use Somebody by Kings of Leon

Turbulence on a night flight from Orlando to London. There was a horrible moment where the plane dipped, we all felt a brief drop then the power of the plane getting back to speed. Heard a lot of gasping and a couple of screams. Lasted about 0.75 seconds but it was a very THIS IS THE END moment

I am fucking SCREAMING

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

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Your man forgot the rail disruption this week, got stuck in traffic within 0.75 miles of the station, had to run to the station, was greeted by an announcement that not everyone will get aboard and had to scream at people to use the entire train rather than standing in the vestibule

*looking at cake* Hmmmm. I want to have this, but I also want to eat it. Quite the conundrum. What to do

Oh my god I blacked out and now we're back in 2018, I'm so sorry everyone

Just got back from a long drive after work and god damn it, this is awful. She was an astonishingly talented woman. We've lost a great one. Fuck

Nobody cares about or thinks about you as much as you do. This will feel very depressing at first, but ultimately becomes your ultimate liberation.

I would suggest that anyone who wants to watch a dramatised version of the American Revolution watches the outstanding John Adams, which stars the reliably excellent Paul Giamatti

Looks like complete shit and I hope Aranofsky loses his career

Our accepted blood money from the Saudi government queen holding power to account 🔥