Cannot begin to tell you how much I'm looking forward to the Amadeus series starring Will Sharpe and Paul Bettany

He's squirreled away in the pub with a shit stream of the Cov game #pusb

Bought 3D printed versions of the Pokémon Gold/Silver starters from a local craft shop because I am a Big Fucking Nerd. The fun part was having to tell the owner their names because they have to report exactly what's sold to the artist 🫠

Filter coffee in a proper mug 👌

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

An all-time pub dog in Grimsby tonight. This is Goku, a retired drug sniffer dog and bonafide legend

Having a "Negroni-saurus Rex"

Waiting for the garage to drop off our car - they said it would be here between 9-10. We've got a three hour drive to Grimsby 🙃

Listening to Juror 10's racist monologue in 12 Angry Men, knowing that if he did it on Question Time, Labour MPs would be imploring us to listen to his legitimate concerns

Qué Sera Sera Whatever will be, will be We're going to Grimsby

Pale, desiccated, shrivelled, never even *known* moisture let alone retained any, and the turkey looks like shit too

Watch every year Cry every year Happy Thanksgiving 🚿💍

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen Barenaked Ladies Alanis Morissette Elton John Sammy Rae & The Friends Reel Big Fish

Getting absolute headloss at how expensive flights are these days. We're only going to Barcelona!

He got the steak

It's someone's birthday today

safe from mansion tax

The amount of people outing themselves as living in houses worth £2m+ and then expecting sympathy from the public has surprised even me

Is anyone else getting relentlessly badgered by the Office of National Statistics? Multiple letters and now someone knocking at my front door??

absolutely rattled hahaha

Wednesday

UP THE FUCKING SKY BLUES #pusb

We're fucking going up #pusb

We're rewatching "Line of Duty" in anticipation of the new series next year. I used to believe Martin Compston was doing an impeccable Coventry accent and was like "fair play, no idea how he does that" and was disappointed when it was revealed to me that his character is London/Southern

Amateur dramatics, watching football, video games

Dare I say that there's an extremely obvious solution to this problem staring this man in the face

I know they're losing but this seems a bit extreme

Got our tickets for Wake Up Dead Man on Wednesday, so just need to avoid spoilers for the next 48 hours. The world is increasingly heading to shit, but I hope if nothing else I get to get the nice lil' treat of a new Knives Out film every couple of years

I wish to take this opportunity to again state that the remake of The Naked Gun is amazing. This was one of the funniest jokes I've seen in a film in a long time: "I haven't had the heart to tidy since my wife died." "I'm so sorry. How did she pass?" "Incredible. She had an arm like a cannon."

The latest issue of Retro Gamer has a special covering the Xbox 360 and I have to tell you: I am perturbed, I am triggered, I am utterly rattled, I am thrown into an existential crisis, the camera is slowly zooming in on my eyes as Sound of Silence plays

An absolutely pitiful amount of money in the context of a national budget, but utterly devastating on the ground for the HE sector

This thread is utterly extraordinary. I both have a new respect for Home Alone and am laughing my ass off

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The inevitable increase in 2027 is going to fucking hurt, isn't it

Wanted to work in higher education, but was not driven or classically intelligent enough to be an academic

Recently found out, to my extreme displeasure, that you can no longer get a refund if you accidentally bought a train ticket for the wrong day and attempted to scan it at the barriers. I see Labour have announced that rail prices are frozen; I cannot help but feel that the two are related

My reaction to the trailer for the Ben Stiller documentary about his parents

I have logged 340 days, 3 hours and 48 minutes into Football Manager 2024

Black Bag ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ What a fucking movie. Everything about it is amazing, and it's only 90 minutes. Three fucking points

Today, I was sat with three delightful young men who were sharing magic mushrooms. One of them is leaving the country tomorrow and he was so grateful to get to see a match at the CBS. When Torp scored, he started screaming THIS IS SUCH A POWERFUL MOMENT and I'M SO GRATEFUL TO BE ALIVE

Imagine not being a Coventry City fan #pusb

One of the lasting consequences of lockdown I am unable to move past is the scores of people who unwittingly broke gathering rules, and as a result got fines they're still paying off and permanent criminal records.

Remember how Boris Johnson was skipping COBRA meetings in the leadup to COVID arriving in the UK because he had a book deadline to meet?

I miss warm November, tbqh

There is no force on heaven or earth that could possibly convince me that "qualitative" is a real world

Labour needs to step aside and lend their support to the Greens. For god's sake, the alternative is Reform!

When I arrive at the party

I fucking love football 🩵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

There's something I find so depressing about this discarded "the best big brother ever" mug I saw near the train station yesterday

Booked a day of leave for a task that took approx 3 minutes and didn't necessitate leaving the house. I'm now wrapped up with coffee, video games and Cosmo