Five Minute Macro
@fiveminutemacro.bsky.social
📤 3875
📥 300
📝 854
Macro trader. I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.
We really did speedrun this process, huh?
5 days ago
0
9
2
ROW asset managers all trying to figure out what to do with their US exposures:
5 days ago
4
52
6
I'm surprised the ICE story took this long; you have a goon squad white trash regime militia operating entirely beyond any laws. This is Congo-level stuff. Meanwhile, my BlueSky timeline (bless you all) be like 'Minnesota ByLaw 10.7(3i) specifically covers the discharge of firearms against a...'
9 days ago
1
10
0
What were we expecting? Papers? Vibes? Essays?
14 days ago
0
5
0
Sandisk, Western Digital, Micron Technologies, Seagate - your dad's technology portfolio shot the lights out in 2025.
15 days ago
1
5
0
Oh shit oh fuck
add a skeleton here at some point
18 days ago
0
6
0
"The food at this place is really terrible." "Yeah, I know; and such small portions."
add a skeleton here at some point
23 days ago
1
4
0
🎶 It's the most wonderful time of the year 🎶
www.ft.com/content/6d1e...
29 days ago
1
6
0
Until we have the offspring of Alan Sugar and Jimmy Saville anointing themselves President for Life while Parliament prorogues itself, I'm prepared to take the other side.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
1
7
0
Remember when the demise of Evergrande, Vanke at al were meant to portend the end of the world? And then it happened and barely anyone noticed, let alone cared. Many such cases.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
0
6
0
Book review: read this! History, physics, thriller, horror story.
about 1 month ago
0
5
1
You're trying to tell me Carter Ruck can no longer bully people with nebulous threats of ruinous litigation?!
www.ft.com/content/17f4...
about 1 month ago
0
2
0
Which side are they going to stop supporting?
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
0
6
1
Same energy
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
0
3
0
Imagine slapping an 800 P/E on Palantir, and it's just this guy babbling nonsense.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
0
9
0
Since we're doing this again:
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
0
14
0
Truly unknowable, really; guess we'll all just have to wait and find out 🙄
about 1 month ago
2
13
3
Apart from being disturbingly weird, talk about perverse management incentives!
about 2 months ago
0
10
1
Good plan; wouldn't want to make it too easy for immigrants to blend in with the locals.
add a skeleton here at some point
2 months ago
1
19
0
Incredible things happening on the everything platform.
2 months ago
0
11
1
Apart from boIstering the 'everybody is twelve' theory of politics, I promise you this piece will make your day better.
ig.ft.com/saudi-neom-l...
loading . . .
End of The Line: how Saudi Arabia’s Neom dream unravelled
Mohammed bin Salman’s utopian city was undone by the laws of physics and finance
https://ig.ft.com/saudi-neom-line/
2 months ago
1
2
0
If you think x job is going to disappear because of AI, ask yourself first why job x hasn't already been outsourced to IDK, Bangladesh.
2 months ago
0
5
0
New position: Short Turkish Lira
taiwannews.com.tw/news/6229472
loading . . .
Serum made by Taiwan scientists regrows hair in 20 days in mice study | Taiwan News | Oct. 28, 2025 13:56
Researcher found that applying fatty acids to his legs regrew hair | Oct. 28, 2025 13:56
https://taiwannews.com.tw/news/6229472
3 months ago
3
19
4
Democrat comms / Graham Platner
3 months ago
0
4
1
Willing to bet that Tether et al make 'technical errors' every single day.
3 months ago
0
4
0
It's Economics Nobel Prize Day, and hence your annual reminder not to be That Guy.
3 months ago
4
56
12
Incredible work by the Dallas Fed.
3 months ago
4
41
8
So, with luck and determination, we could get to relive the 2007/8 credit crisis and the 2000 dotcom bust at the same time. Don't let the naysayers tell you we can no longer do stuff.
3 months ago
2
62
9
Se vis pacem, para bellum
3 months ago
1
3
0
Gritcoin having its moment.
3 months ago
0
4
0
Wild story. Imagine layering on swathes of expensive risk management over the last few decades, and then...this.
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
loading . . .
Ferrari-Loving Trader Burned Wall Street With Bond Bet Leveraged 11,000-to-1
Citigroup and MUFG were among the firms stung by $2.6 billion trade that’s now at the heart of a London lawsuit, raising questions about client checks
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2025-10-05/citigroup-goldman-mufg-among-banks-burned-in-2-6-billion-trade
3 months ago
0
1
0
What people sound like to me when they tweet about how that latest thing Trump is doing is illegal.
3 months ago
0
5
1
"a company for carrying out an undertaking of great advantage, but nobody to know what it is"
4 months ago
1
37
18
Hs everybody gone completely insane?!
4 months ago
2
6
0
The economics of TSLA stock are such that Elon could buy 50,000 Teslas at full price, bury them in the desert and profit 10 times over from the stock bump from the delivery beat. Apart from the stock he's probably buying to juice the stock, another circular glitch. Truly through the looking glass.
4 months ago
1
18
6
'No Way To Prevent This', Says Only Nation Where This Never Happens.
news.sky.com/story/former...
loading . . .
Former French president Nicolas Sarkozy sentenced to five years in prison
Sarkozy, who was French president between 2007 and 2012, was found guilty of criminal conspiracy - but not guilty of receiving illegal campaign financing from the late Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi.
https://news.sky.com/story/former-french-president-nicolas-sarkozy-found-guilty-of-conspiracy-in-gaddafi-finance-trial-13437795
4 months ago
0
3
1
1999: I remember thinking: it's a privilege to live through this Internet bubble - you'd expect to read about this in history books but never experience it from the inside. 2025: 'not as extreme as the Internet bubble' is a standard bullish metric. NGL never expected it to become aspirational.
4 months ago
1
14
1
Started / going
4 months ago
0
9
3
If you were parachuted into the Fed to help get rates down, putting down clownish dot plots is 100% not the way to do it.
4 months ago
0
5
1
I guess I lead a sheltered life, but I hadn't realised quite how far the Overton Window had shifted until this week.
4 months ago
0
10
2
This could quite conceivably be where the US is headed; certainly doesn't take any great leaps of imagination.
4 months ago
4
29
8
No further questions, thanks.
4 months ago
0
7
0
Ths framing seems unhelpful. Core / periphery is about politics, not bond spreads. France is core to the European project, and that's ultimately all that matters. Investors forget over and over that EMU is primarily a political project, and then it has to be periodically and painfully relearnt.
4 months ago
0
24
4
Employment Report preview
5 months ago
0
2
0
Maybe he'll just gently bop for 45 minutes to YMCA.
5 months ago
0
5
0
You know something must be up cos Trump's gone five days without committing a felony.
5 months ago
3
9
0
Some mornings are better than others.
5 months ago
0
12
1
Roaring start to the week.
5 months ago
0
4
0
Strategically placed thorn tree cos this isn't Twitter.
5 months ago
2
23
4
IDK, seems bad.
www.apolloacademy.com/the-quality-...
loading . . .
The Quality of CPI Data Continues to Deteriorate - Apollo Academy
To calculate CPI inflation, BLS teams collect approximately 90,000 price quotes every month covering 200 different item categories, and there...
https://www.apolloacademy.com/the-quality-of-the-cpi-data-continues-to-deteriorate/
6 months ago
3
71
23
Load more
feeds!
log in