had all the windows open making the most of the breeze finally cooling down my house properly for the first time in weeks. and the house now smells like a bonfire. I hate it here.

I know instagram is evil and stuff, but every now and then I see a reel showing me a new stretch that I actually try and it cracks a part of my body that I didn’t know could even crack and it all seems so worth it

i’ve been a son of addi since this

*taps the sign*

I wish whoever caused that fire on the moors a very die because the whole of manchester fucking STINKS rn

LIKE SUGAR ON MY TONGUE

I can’t greet people with ‘you okay?’ or ‘you alright?’ anymore without hearing Jinkx Monsoon mocking it 😭

left the house for the rest of the day and forgot my watch and I feel so naked 😔

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

a customer in work told me my skin was glowing tonight, had to be like cheers babe, I’m literally just sweaty af ngl

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me and ken will have been together for ELEVEN YEARS next week 😵‍💫

can we just have 1 normal day in the uk

deleted posts on bluesky up 4000%

I want to get spit roasted and tag teamed but I also don’t want anyone to touch me in this heat so where do we go from here chat ????

I will defend this bond theme with my life

happy friday penis enjoyers x

‘oh, that underwear in this instagram ad looks cute, lemme just click the link’ $300.

i just want to say thank you to the bluesky devs for letting me reply to individual messages in dms so I can have 8 conversations going at once 🥰

drinking pepsi max isn’t a personality.

i paid FIVE BRITISH POUND AND 65 OF HIS MAJESTY’S PENCE for a can of the yellow got2b hairspray yesterday homophobia is alive and well in the uk because that is a targeted hate crime if ever I saw one. it’s giving faggot tax.

another heatwave is it

forgot to post my hotel nudes

it’s that time of the week again!

this is, and always will be, an Iggy Azalea stan account btw

How strong is that fan?!?

hold onnnnnn why did I not know that sombr’s album is called ‘I barely know her’ because that’s lowkey iconic 😭

BONNIE, NOOOOOOOO

me thinking about my artpop:

fucks sake

👀

haven’t seen AI bounce up and down on it yet so I think my job is still safe

the less face I show in thirst traps, the better they perform on here lmao 💀

hello bluesky #exclusive followers, let’s #connect over on Instagram to share more #content together! instagram.com/cumkinggg

nicki’s crown started slipping the day lemon stepped into the studio for this

forgot to post my hotel nudes

Twitter was for correcting people, bluesky is for explaining someone’s own joke to them

every day i wake up and thank god that i have a nice dick 🙏🏼

Alicent Hightower facing the consequences of her own actions

GET YOUR COCK OUT LAD

i genuinely think that pole dancing belongs in the olympics, it’s so impressive

off campus is so so bad. poorly written cheesy fanfic ass hetero heated rivalry soft porn pile of shit. i’m obsessed.

i’m so glad that confessions ii is actually really good and being so well received 😭

‘asunder’ is such a great word

i’m still here

finding out two gays know each other

she’s really doing all this and he’s still not pardoned her brother lmao

generational banger.

Bottoms that eat ass >>>