If the ChatGPT outage has negatively affected you today, good x

Give him a follow, and tell him he’s pretty as an early birthday present x

Twitter’s down, everyone look busy while they all come over here again for the first time in months

Did some stretches to open up my hips then fell up the stairs immediately after so that’s enough of that

My doorbell is attached to a solar charger but it just sent me a notification that it’s dying because the weather’s been so grim, and honestly, relatable.

goodnight gayboys x

So the bandwagon of the day for The Gays appears to be posting not only your height, but also your weight ????

Starting using the 🤭 emoji ironically and now I can’t stop using it ffs

🗣️🗣️🗣️

Feel like pure shit, just want Traitors back 😔

got my outfit sorted for seeing Slayyyter at Homobloc x

First date idea: Take them to a supermarket and see if they return the shopping trolley afterwards

34. I’ve officially beaten Jesus at living.

good god, that snatch game was atrocious 💀 #DraceRaceUK

This is what they took from you

I had my doubts when #CelebrityTraitors first got announced but that whole cast and season was incredible, and what a bloody finale.

Netflix were definitely trying to set up a spin off with the outcasts in season 2 of Stranger Things

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reblog if you like addison rae or big fat veiny cocks

If she doesn’t sing Cellophane, I don’t want it

Billy in season 2 of Stranger Things could do unspeakable, unholy things to me.

Doing a Stranger Things rewatch and I can’t believe they refer to Will as a fag within the first 15 minutes of the first episode 😭

Scottish oomf heard me speak for the first time the other night and seemed genuinely emotional at how northern my accent is, and said ‘I’m just so glad you don’t sound southern’ 😭

mommy issues x

Lily Allen dressing as Madeleine for Halloween is incredibly iconic behaviour

I am a mummy

It’s crazy how much one Halloween costume can change my opinion of someone. Bit of dark eye makeup and a pair of horns and suddenly some of these 5s are turning into 7s like wtf ????

lowkey devastated by who went home this week, she was sorta kinda carrying the season tbh #dragraceuk

I am a mummy

Last day of Jocktober so might show cheeks for attention at some point, stay tuned

The Nonce Formerly Known as Prince

got to the bus stop and there was a cat sat on the bench and she came for strokes then climbed on me and fully curled up for a bit and not to be dramatic but this is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

We’re literally married and he just spelled my name wrong.

GET HERRRRRRRRRR

When the tune from the chorus of Golden appears in What It Sounds Like 🧑‍🍳💋

I love when gays post nudes with captions like ‘deleting soon’, then they’re still reposting it 3 days later

Is it me or have quite a few pop girls been releasing vaguely Halloween adjacent music recently? Are they finally catching on that it can give them guaranteed annual streams from The Gays?

sorry just caught up but wtf is going on with the whole Sam and Zelah situation ???? #BBUK

why are people doing mini reveals again just post your dick or don’t like ????

I feel like I’ve been extra gay on insta recently but haven’t had the exodus of straight followers that I was expecting so I can only assume a lot of them have had me muted for a long time lmao

It’s nearly time gays 🍑🎃

why am I the most painfully average human being that has ever existed

this feels extra important today x

rip british summer time x

I keep telling people that I’ll see them at Homobloc when realistically, I’ll walk straight past every single one of them because I won’t be able to see a thing

okay so I’ve realised there’s layers to this. It’s more of an ick when it’s used like a proper noun, rather than an adjective. ‘You’re sexy’ = 🫤 ‘Hey Sexy’ = 🥴 Same goes for the word ‘handsome’ btw

A girl I work with was getting annoyed today that she’s not on my insta close friends despite me being on hers. Had to subtly try and explain why she very much doesn’t want to be on mine