michael.
@cumkinggg.bsky.social
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an emotional sexual bender (he/him) manchester, uk linktr.ee/cumkinggg
If the ChatGPT outage has negatively affected you today, good x
about 4 hours ago
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Give him a follow, and tell him he’s pretty as an early birthday present x
add a skeleton here at some point
about 5 hours ago
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Twitter’s down, everyone look busy while they all come over here again for the first time in months
about 5 hours ago
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Did some stretches to open up my hips then fell up the stairs immediately after so that’s enough of that
about 24 hours ago
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My doorbell is attached to a solar charger but it just sent me a notification that it’s dying because the weather’s been so grim, and honestly, relatable.
1 day ago
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goodnight gayboys x
3 days ago
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So the bandwagon of the day for The Gays appears to be posting not only your height, but also your weight ????
4 days ago
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Starting using the 🤭 emoji ironically and now I can’t stop using it ffs
4 days ago
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Jae
5 days ago
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Feel like pure shit, just want Traitors back 😔
5 days ago
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Jake!!!!
5 days ago
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got my outfit sorted for seeing Slayyyter at Homobloc x
7 days ago
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First date idea: Take them to a supermarket and see if they return the shopping trolley afterwards
8 days ago
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Ken.
8 days ago
34. I’ve officially beaten Jesus at living.
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good god, that snatch game was atrocious 💀
#DraceRaceUK
10 days ago
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josh (oldfriend99)
11 days ago
This is what they took from you
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I had my doubts when
#CelebrityTraitors
first got announced but that whole cast and season was incredible, and what a bloody finale.
12 days ago
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Netflix were definitely trying to set up a spin off with the outcasts in season 2 of Stranger Things
12 days ago
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Peter
12 days ago
This is very bad and you should leave X
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tbsrpr
13 days ago
reblog if you like addison rae or big fat veiny cocks
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If she doesn’t sing Cellophane, I don’t want it
add a skeleton here at some point
13 days ago
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Billy in season 2 of Stranger Things could do unspeakable, unholy things to me.
13 days ago
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Jae
14 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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Doing a Stranger Things rewatch and I can’t believe they refer to Will as a fag within the first 15 minutes of the first episode 😭
15 days ago
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Scottish oomf heard me speak for the first time the other night and seemed genuinely emotional at how northern my accent is, and said ‘I’m just so glad you don’t sound southern’ 😭
16 days ago
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mommy issues x
16 days ago
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Lily Allen dressing as Madeleine for Halloween is incredibly iconic behaviour
16 days ago
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I am a mummy
add a skeleton here at some point
18 days ago
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It’s crazy how much one Halloween costume can change my opinion of someone. Bit of dark eye makeup and a pair of horns and suddenly some of these 5s are turning into 7s like wtf ????
17 days ago
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lowkey devastated by who went home this week, she was sorta kinda carrying the season tbh
#dragraceuk
17 days ago
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I am a mummy
add a skeleton here at some point
18 days ago
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Last day of Jocktober so might show cheeks for attention at some point, stay tuned
18 days ago
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The Nonce Formerly Known as Prince
19 days ago
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got to the bus stop and there was a cat sat on the bench and she came for strokes then climbed on me and fully curled up for a bit and not to be dramatic but this is the best thing that’s ever happened to me
19 days ago
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We’re literally married and he just spelled my name wrong.
19 days ago
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GET HERRRRRRRRRR
add a skeleton here at some point
20 days ago
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When the tune from the chorus of Golden appears in What It Sounds Like 🧑🍳💋
20 days ago
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I love when gays post nudes with captions like ‘deleting soon’, then they’re still reposting it 3 days later
20 days ago
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Is it me or have quite a few pop girls been releasing vaguely Halloween adjacent music recently? Are they finally catching on that it can give them guaranteed annual streams from The Gays?
20 days ago
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sorry just caught up but wtf is going on with the whole Sam and Zelah situation ????
#BBUK
21 days ago
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why are people doing mini reveals again just post your dick or don’t like ????
21 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
21 days ago
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I feel like I’ve been extra gay on insta recently but haven’t had the exodus of straight followers that I was expecting so I can only assume a lot of them have had me muted for a long time lmao
21 days ago
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It’s nearly time gays 🍑🎃
21 days ago
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why am I the most painfully average human being that has ever existed
add a skeleton here at some point
22 days ago
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this feels extra important today x
add a skeleton here at some point
23 days ago
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rip british summer time x
23 days ago
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I keep telling people that I’ll see them at Homobloc when realistically, I’ll walk straight past every single one of them because I won’t be able to see a thing
24 days ago
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okay so I’ve realised there’s layers to this. It’s more of an ick when it’s used like a proper noun, rather than an adjective. ‘You’re sexy’ = 🫤 ‘Hey Sexy’ = 🥴 Same goes for the word ‘handsome’ btw
add a skeleton here at some point
24 days ago
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A girl I work with was getting annoyed today that she’s not on my insta close friends despite me being on hers. Had to subtly try and explain why she very much doesn’t want to be on mine
25 days ago
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