okay so, I don’t hate Runway? HOWEVER, it just feels a bit like a Chromatica reject with a Doechii verse shoved on top to try and save it

I love playing ‘UK or US’ when I see a random man’s picture on my feed I’m right at least 90% of the time

The Pitt is genuinely as good as people said, which is a rarity. Highly recommend.

feel like pure shit, just wanna go to Italy and eat ice cream all day

Bluesky is so weird. The Gays have created their own little bubble of silliness & smut (as they do everywhere they go), then outside of that it’s 90% 40-something year old Americans posting really bad memes about wanting Trump to die while others declare it the funniest thing they’ve ever seen

oomf is trying to convince me that Beyoncé and Rihanna are both pregnant right now and honestly I cba if it’s true

The Madonna song 4 Minutes being 4:04 minutes long infuriates me so much

silly wabbit 🐰

I’m in such a vain era rn

update: I know who he is now obsessed with 12 to 12

why do I still wake up feeling like death after a night out ??? sobriety is a scam.

MY FRIENDS ARE SAYING ‘SHUT UP JENNIE, JUST GET IN THE CAR’

If I don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing x

I don’t know why, but every few months, I rediscover this song and just listen to it on repeat for hours

it’s still hump day somewhere I guess (this post was to show my new bedding btw)

Me seeing my trans friends on Trans Day of Visibility

sliced my nipple while shaving my body last night and the PAIN omg I’ve now decided to become an otter.

Naturally, as gay men, we have multiple sets of these socks in our house, but they’re SLIGHTLY different lengths which makes laundry day an absolute nightmare

Whenever I notice that a mutual has recently unfollowed me on any platform, I like to go back through my recent posts to try and guess which one pushed them over the edge

my current theory is that she’ll kickstart the new era at the Met Gala, but I know I’m probably just setting myself up for disappointment

the only good part of the Baz Luhrmann Elvis movie tbh

the picture in question lmao

might join in that chest pic trend but just use that one bizarre picture from last year where it looks like I have tits for some reason

I neeeeeeed to work on my body 😭 but cba x

I fear I’m gonna end up hunting for Slayyyter resale tickets closer to the time now

me when I haven’t done a quote this post prompt in forever x

sorry but you won’t be catching me shoving a dissolving ping pong ball up my hoop for any man, let me tell you x

New Slayyyter album is out and everyone’s discovering the A-Ball, it’s a big day for messy bottoms x

woof

Beyoncé’s being a bit too quiet for my liking, I’m getting nervous…

she really came out of the gate SWINGING with this solo debut

forgot to post this the other day

Need this to be in S2 of Heated Rivalry

Can’t believe my own husband has come out as a vegan, can’t trust anyone these days 😔

Question for all of you indoor rock climbing gay men out there; Do any of you actually enjoy the activity or do you do it purely for the pictures of your ass and bulge looking big in the harness while you’re on the wall?

remember when the height of comedy in the uk was screaming ‘ALANNNNN’ at festivals ‘twas a simpler time.

Alan Carr on Last One Laughing confirms my theory that Alan Carr should be cast on every show on British television

I was worried that my ceiling would need 3 coats of paint, but good news, it doesn’t need 3!

me checking out the houses in the Omaze prize draw every time they pop up in my ads, despite me never entering

I’m still here. Suchhhh a stunning album.

There’s a guy on here who I don’t follow but his nudes always end up on my feed, and they’re taken in such a gorgeous walk-in wardrobe/dressing room and I’m so jealous 😭

broke boys don’t deserve no pussy I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT 🙂‍↕️

I’m a whole ass pathological liar, and it’s just SOOOOO fun 🥰

I’m just trying to drop hints that I’m 6’5 x

I’ve had this same driver two more times since then. I’m literally having a month of Sundays at this point.

It’s a shame nobody seems to have watched UK vs The World S3 because it was actually a very good season, with a really solid cast, and such a deserving winner #DragRaceUK

hey guys, I’m trying out using this 😵‍💫 as my new emoji. just thought you should know x

my ass is irish, kiss it x