so many gay men need to get over their fear of listening to male musicians

sia seeing a chandelier:

#SB9 is coming and I will be SEATED

wait did anyone make a crank holiday joke at the weekend ???? am I too late to make one now if not ????

my phone just autocorrected ‘thursday’ to ‘thrussy’ I-

I can’t quite explain it, but there’s something so sinister about guys who message ‘how’s you?’

the whole quoting skeets with irrelevant statements trend is so dumb but I find it so funny for some reason

best part of a heatwave is how spreadable the butter becomes 🤤

the dishwasher that I’m ignoring rn:

i miss being pre-2020 twitter :(

it’s her time

just trying to prove I have friends irl xx

Retail week without Mary Portas?! Never paying my TV License again. #interiordesignmasters

me when I contain so many things:

this heat is so cruel because it gets me feral in theory, but the thought of being within 6 feet of another human makes me feel sick

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hookup yesterday offered me an ice pop on the way out because it was 31°c chivalry isn’t dead x

pinkpanthress performing at via on a monday night is crazy business lmao

meg stalter is one of the funniest people on tv right now 😭

🥵

Bonjour

if a uk politician has a flop era, do they get sent to the keir asylum ????

mis-teeq doing one reunion show in london instead of a tour feels homophobic

⚡️ homoelectric ⚡️

Mummy & Daddy went out to play last night

friends fear he’s feral yet again 😵‍💫

Why do you, as a man, have a slutty little waist? For other men to grab you by?

sugar on my tongue? more like crack in my ears amiriiiiiite

saw fcukers tonight and the vibes were bloody stunnin xx

I’ve watched every season but couldn’t name a single character in this show other than Emily

I see the uk heatwave has begun

idgaf as long as they like my thirst traps

introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live Vengaboys Hozier Skepta Atomic Kitten Wu Tang Clan Lana Del Rey One Direction Chaka Khan Tulisa Hadouken!

I’m meant to be dressing like a slut for an event tomorrow but my face and body are having a joint chopped era so I’m spiralling

there is a LOT of holes on my feed today what’s going on 🫪

Dangerous Woman truly is one of the greatest pop albums of the century, if not all time.

henry golding in crazy rich asians specifically if you read this im free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night when I'm free.

Paddy Young could do unspeakable, unholy things to me.

I’m going to a hen do with a bright colours dress code but I have no bright coloured clothes and I don’t know what colours even suit me and I’m STRESSED

tickets for bestie are SECURED

bluesky group chats WHEN

Comfy slayyyter like SLANKET!

If I go missing at a party, I’ve found a cat.

Berghain could wake me from the dead

hello, yes, I would like 1 attention please

I deleted all my thirst traps off here a couple of months ago but now I want attention so I might reupload them all again and pretend they’re new xx