forgot to post any NYE pics 💖

finally deleted my alt as well, the ART that has been lost 😔

Delete your Twitter account x

incredibly wild that we live in a country that the government gets you to upload your id in order to have a chug so as to "protect children" while simultanously shurgging as our social media overlords allow for their ai to create inappropriate images of children.

might just do a complete new years content pivot on here and start posting cat pics instead of my ass

I’d be banished on day one because I’d just start awkward laughing when everyone takes the blindfolds off and start staring at each other lmao #TheTraitors

Not the Celtic alliance in the turret #TheTraitors

Gonna take me a while to differentiate all these zesty looking white men ngl #TheTraitors

Happy Nude Rear x

Stranger Things finale was a bit of a slog

My husband told me I should be doing more ‘day seizing’ in the new year, which is an interesting suggestion to give someone with epilepsy x

It’s officially the Year of Rockyoncé 🎸

Being my absolute worst self today to make my new years transformation tomorrow even more impressive xx

thoughts for the new year xx

Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation

Need Bluesky to make private accounts a thing so I can move my filth onto that and start encouraging straight friends to make accounts on here too

I haven't showered since last year 🙈🙈🙈😂😂😂😂😂

2025 feels like the year I started to find my fun side again, and I plan to continue that even more in 2026 🥰

Made plans with someone for the 5th Jan and thought it was weeks away but that’s literally Monday wtf

THAT scene in the final episode of Stranger Things was fucking painful 💀

Y’all got until Wednesday

yet another trend for posting biceps, when will us scrawny boys get a trend 😔

Have I ever mentioned that I live in Stockport?

my moustache take that nobody asked for: SOME people look very good with them, however MOST of you do not x

what if I do a 2026 Ins and Outs list but with people I know, rather than things or concepts

this did well on cf for some reason

I’m manifesting a lot of in and outs myself next year too 🫦 (talkin bout penetration)

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Me af

Have some archive content instead 🎁

MY King’s Speech

✨ good tidings ✨

Apparently season 2 of Pluribus might not be out for 2 years like ???? There’s absolutely no reason why it should take that long wtf 😭

This is what I look like every morning when I crack all my bones

Have some archive content instead 🎁

I’d rather die than post a voice reveal.

I hope when he eventually goes down for this, he takes the whole royal family with him x

I don’t know why Emma Thompson is so upset in Love Actually, that necklace was fucking hideous anyway

Not prepped anything for Nudesmas, sorry lads

Both Sides Now is canonically a Christmas song in my eyes at this point

Happy ‘Gays turning feral at their parents’ house and taking nudes in their childhood bedrooms’ week to all those who celebrate!

Peel it back to reveal… ah

Happy Summer! 😎

oomf told me the other day that I seem ‘brighter’ recently and I’m not entirely sure what he meant but it sounds nice anyway so I’m taking it

Anyway, stream AM I THE DRAMA & MEGAN

It’s the shortest day of the year, which means it’s practically summer from tomorrow. We made it lads. Things can only get better.

Thank you BBC News

Oh, you think Die Hard being a Christmas movie is discourse? I’ll raise you one: Mean Girls is a Christmas movie

How many of you are waking up today panicking about what you said and did during your post work drinks last night? x