if Shawn Mendes ever comes out, will you gays all get over your anti-male bias and finally acknowledge how good his discography actually is

life update: accidentally dyed my hair ginger yet again xx

daffodils:

what a fat banger tho

life update: accidentally dyed my hair ginger yet again xx

anyone coming with me on a girls trips to Japan to fight that monkey who attacked Punch?

happy #fcf gayboys xx

The messaging from Manchester Village Pride has me cautiously optimistic. I am very much looking forward to seeing how this goes.

If we’re abolishing the monarchy, shall we abolish the House of Lords while we’re at it xx

me watching the monarchy fall apart

Can we not just end the British Monarchy once Charles dies

how come Bluesky lets you access your hidden folder, but instagram doesn’t ???? literally the biggest photo based app in the world ???? make it make sense

I want someone to love me as much as white millennials love getting their steps in

the world needs a neon jungle reunion

It’s The Year of the Horse! 🐴 So to celebrate I shall spend the next 12 months doing ket xx

who up wuthering they heights????

There’s a child hooting and hollering so loud on my bus right now, I’m about to shout fingers on lips at it. Are inside voices just not a thing these days ????

greatest song of all time & I’m so serious

big fan of this I shall continue shitposting from beyond the grave and annoy my oomfs for eternity xx

Chinese New Year, Chinese New Me x

Happy Pancake Day to all the boys with flat asses, today is our day x

Why do straight men always have the most annoying reactions when they catch a traitor at the roundtable? Just sit down ffs

This funeral episode is so dramatic, I’m obsessed 😭 #TheTraitorsIreland

good morning

People who use Bluesky seeing Twitter users turn up every time the app is at threat of being killed off

Louie was being a little shit in the bedroom so I’ve had to lock him out and he’s now crying at the door and sounds so sad so now I’m sad and want to cry too 😭

💘

I guess he … found the light

Apparently St. Valentine is the patron saint of epilepsy so happy belated V day to all my fellow strobe intolerant girlies xx

wait, so are we in wuthering winter now?

I’d probably fuck Jedward for the plot. THERE. I SAID IT.

hard launch

sorry but was everyone else already aware that trees can explode because it’s news to me

not looking to start a full on alt, but lowkey tempted to clean this account up and have a separate account for my more slutty and/or unhinged content :/

Liam & Noel Gallagher oh, and me x

Been using tretinoin for a week and I just got ID’d for painkillers in Tesco. What a time to be alive lads xx

might fuck around and get grindr purely so I can bully horny men x

drag king name: Jim Bro

can we all just agree that Rupert Paulson DEVOURED with this one tho

hump day comes around so fast x

had a dream that fit oomf sent me a load of nudes while I was asleep. very disappointed when I woke up and checked my DMs 😔

If you give me a compliment, I will either reply with ‘I know.’ or tell you all of the reasons why you’re wrong. There is absolutely no inbetween.

Sorry but Sminty’s read on Mariah was fucking hilarious 😭 #RPDRUKvsTW

some of you reallllllly need to use this feature

Paudie makes Linda from UK Season 3 look like a competent traitor 😭 #TheTraitorsIreland

It’s very much a ‘telling inanimate objects to fuck off’ kind of day today

Decided I was going to clear out and tidy a cupboard. Somehow ended up stripping wallpaper. I have no idea how this happens.

I desperately need Bluesky to be less dead