Petition to get Alison Hammond to present the next series instead #bbuk

I think first night evictions are pretty dumb, HOWEVER, get Emily out. #bbuk

We’re on the 5th season since the reboot and I think it’s time to accept that Will & AJ really aren’t great hosts together. #bbuk

SMASH. #bbuk

Cameron’s giving Reform #BBUK

the contrasting outfits weren’t intentional

strapped in x

just checking that the ol’ birthday suit still fits before next week 🎂

not to be dramatic but me deleting my twitter account was the modern day equivalent of the burning of the library of Alexandria

Von Dutch I’m so sorry, you deserved so much better than that mid lip sync. #DRUK

K/DA ran so that HUNTR/X could also run

This is your 1 week warning to start buying me birthday presents x

I think I'd be excellent in a coma.

I have a pretty good ass pic that I took the other day but idk whether to use it for a hump day post or save it for a birthday one next week :/

I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve lived through a rapture, apocalypse, or other end of days event in my life at this point. Guess I’m just built different x

It would appear from my socials feeds that every single person in the UK got married over the weekend

having a glo up, call me up and cumkinggg

The thing we got fixed 3 days ago is no longer fixed xx love that for us xx

oomf is horny on main again

finally recovering some of the progress I lost over August when I was injured

I like to imagine Jay Z sitting in the studio, sweating profusely, while Beyoncé was recording this masterpiece

putting your age and/or height in your bio on any socials is such an ick

found this picture from February and my body kinda ate so you can have it here x

I am SHOCKED

@sentimentbot.bsky.social read me x

my lil gay ass is SO excited for Confessions on a Dance Floor Part II 😭

i woke up like this

Imagine if my house went a whole day without presenting some new problem that requires money to fix ☺️

I don’t like that #mcm is Monochrome Monday on here, I still read it as Man Crush Monday

AS SHE SHOULD

who are the gays that make good memes and content on here, I feel like I need to follow more of them to improve my timeline

If you are looking for more content or people to follow, I highly recommend the “For You” feed. It works just like the one on Twitter. If it shows you content you don’t like the “show less” option works.

I love when someone adds you to their close friends out of the blue, like what was the thought process behind that? Am I one of many new additions? Are you subtly trying to move on me? Was it an accident? Much to think about.

oh noooooooo guess I can’t move today

That’s it Sainsburys, you tell him!

why are companies still producing clothes that can’t be tumble dried in the big year of 2025 ???? very annoying. makes my house smell. ban them.

I need BBC to get the rights to The Traitors Ireland, it sounds like chaos 😭

Is there a single person in this country who likes Starmer or thinks he’s doing a good job at this point? I can’t remember the last time I saw a positive opinion about him 😭

me af

3 Years 🤍

Doing a full Doctor Who rewatch but choosing self care by skipping the James Corden episode 🥰

barebacking it in public (left the house without a bag or jacket)

If I was visiting Manchester for the first time, and my first impression of the city was the area around Piccadilly, I fear I would turn around, get back on a train, and never be seen there again. Deeply evil place.

Woke up from a dream where I was shopping in Ikea and tried to get back to sleep to see what I bought but it didn’t work 😔

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

Went to an M&S cafe with my husband on a Sunday afternoon. Life comes at you fast.

UP. AND. COMING.

Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts

me after being horny on main

broke: Depp v Heard trial woke: Gwyneth Paltrow skiing trial bespoke: Cardi B assault trial