Can’t tell if I’m horny or whether the slightest touch from another person would make me feel sick rn

butt

Went to a kink night. Felt hot. Had to go home because my back hurt. I hate being old.

It’s possible I’ve never been this tired in my life

Can’t believe none of my friends would ignore their contracts of employment to come for a drink with me at 3 in the afternoon when I’ve just finished my exam. Does friendship mean nothing to them? 😓

Of course those of us in Greater Manchester are now faced with the real threat of a Reform Mayor and given the dangers that potentially poses for the region, I think that’s enough to convince me that I’ll have to lend Labour my vote one more time

✅ BURNHAM IN Makerfield by-election result: LAB: 54.8% (+9.6) REF: 34.5% (+2.7) RST: 6.8% (+6.8) CON: 2.2% (-8.7) GRN: 0.7% (-3.7) LDEM: 0.4% (-6.4)

Decided that because it also coincides with my 15th anniversary of being in Manchester, I might make it a 2010-2012 theme for the music, and I’m looking through the chart lists now and my god we were blessed with the bangers during this time weren’t we?

Despise it when people call Manchester “Manny”

It’s lovely and empty. Maybe we should have football on more often

I got ready to go to bed and read and now I’m at the gym. How did that happen?

bed head

Might fuck about and make an alt

Literally there are conversion therapy manuals that start with isolating your child from all potential sources of safeguarding and supportive information and cutting them off from unmonitored internet access so they can find the number for ChildLine while you're not watching is right up there.

Got too thirsty on Instagram and now the algorithm is trying to make me hate my body

Now I’ve got a car with CarPlay and AC, who wants to drive round the Manchester Ring Road belting out Celine Dion with me?

Also the fact that it’s been confirmed today that arson attacks on Starmer’s property were linked to a Russian diplomat using social media to stir up far right groups to cause division and undermine the government… and yet we still don’t do anything about the social media companies themselves…

Ah the local Stockport magazine, I wonder what’s going on in the area! Ah yes, the notable times that people came back from the dead in *checks notes* London based soap opera Eastenders

The thing I’ve seen my brother throw TikTok on an iPad for his kids because he cba to actually parent. He’s just gonna keep doing that. We’re not actually explaining to parents how it’s harmful and why they should be intervening.

Fucking hell Shein calm down

Can’t tell if I’m sleepy, hungry or horny. Or all three.

Why am I cold in my house in June

If I was to get a playsuit for pride where would one purchase a nice one

If you spent a pound every second, it would take you more than 30,000 years to spend a trillion pounds btw

I see a lot of people get nervous about going to the gym and as a skinny runt with no technique I PROMISE YOU Those gym boys you are scared of do not know you exist. They are enchanted by their own reflection. You could die 15 inches from them they would be non-the-wiser. Go lift those 4kg king

Okay gonna throw a party who wants to come

Christ I’m insatiable today

Morning

What if I have chippy tea tonight?

One has raised a formal complaint. Christ we’re suburban.

Clearly in the honeymoon period with my new car. I just actually offered to take someone to ikea, someone I usually revel in not helping.

In a mood and my back hurts someone flirt with me

I’m actually quite sick of all forms of social media and the way it constantly distracts but I’m genuinely concerned that if I deleted insta and bluesky I just wouldn’t have a clue what’s going on anymore and would also basically not speak to anyone

If they do reboot Doctor who (I think it’s dead for a while) they need to keep it as simple as here’s this time traveller from Gallifrey who came to earth. We don’t need to know their age, their trauma, their history. Sure, have the daleks and Cybermen but don’t rely on 65 years of lore for them

Cba to take a #humpday pic so just have this one again because tbh it’s not going to be improved upon

BBC has pulled the Doctor Who Christmas special, cut ties with RTD and put Doctor Who “out to tender”. Sounds more like out to pasture…

In the course of today, His Majesty’s Government will do both of the following things: - moan loudly about X and blame it for the grotesque scenes in Belfast; - create huge amounts of content for X to monetise To govern is to choose.

Russia is openly waging a form of hybrid warfare against us and this is part of it.

Been asked to speak at a conference at the end of June and because I’m doing London Pride it means I’m gonna be in London for 6 days straight. That’s a long time to have to deal with the awful, evil, disgusting water of London.

kicked off my annual leave by punishing my thighs

Another Interior Design Masters finale where I want neither of them to win. Michelle Ogundehin needs to adopt a more RuPaul approach to judging.

Has the direct crashed orrrrr

I had a half day today to start the rest of my week off. Promised myself I’d come home and get some studying done but I appear to have sat down on the sofa with a brew

I have a new baby

gosh

My husband informs me that a Lemon Top (ice cream with lemon sorbet on top) is actually a thing only in Teesside. Can the internet confirm if this is actually the case?

Over the past 7 weeks I’ve been to 12 birthday events, but now there’s nothing in the calendar until August and I’m actually grateful to have empty weekends ahead of me

Just recalled meeting our wedding DJ for the first time (about 5 minutes before our first dance) and him saying “oh I actually follow you both on twitter” 🫪

I get what she’s saying, these things are actually happening - but having 24 hour news means that stories that would have got 3 minutes years ago, now take up two or three hour slots meaning they dig so much deeper and make such a bigger deal of it, amplified further by social media