gym has been gymming

A paralegal just asked me if I had access to a certain system and when I said I didn’t she replied “not slay”. I don’t know what to do with that so I just responded “not slay :(“

What I don’t understand is … the naivety of voting reform - I have no idea what they can offer councils whatsoever other than banning pride flags and shutting down care homes. But on a national scale, they don’t actually have a plan. They don’t even have a plan to deport migrants. They say they’re

Always worth voting...

Voted independent because, locally, the independent candidate is a good local councillor and thankfully doing so kept reform out of my ward who came in second place (1,000 votes behind but still)

Absolutely not a clue what to wear to Homoelectric, where do gays even buy their slutty ensembles nowadays?

Saw this at the polling station this morning. Great advice 😄👍😂

7.19am and already did a democracy

And now Steve Nicks?? Jfc she’s going to be unstoppable

Appreciate it was *some* time ago, but when I was 20 I went out with £25-£30. That was enough drinks and shots to forget my own name, a takeaway and a taxi home. Nowadays you’re looking at £80-£100+ for the same experience.

first week on the new 3 day office week they’ve moved us to

Buzz balls give me a massive ick. Who looked at the pre-made cocktail market and thought, “do you know what this needs? More plastic”

I see that the evil sort of people that brought us “‘slaw” are now trying to push “sando” on us. Diabolical.

My **** needs ******** **

Devil Wears Prada 2 was very enjoyable

Be careful out there. A hen party just stormed market street singing shut up and dance in unison with a guide at the front leading their dance moves. It was really horrible.

Will I survive Manchester city centre on a Saturday afternoon? Let’s find out.

I’m gonna need Julie Hesmondhalgh to be a traitor

Head for the person who sorts out my garden for me

CELEBRITY TRAITORS SERIES TWO CAST ANNOUNCED 🚨🚨

That's the west coast mainline for you

We should all just accept we’d have a lot more fun if they played abba in the club.

I haven’t received a single email all day. Everyone’s just on the bank holiday piss aren’t they?

I wonder if Jewels n’ Drugs keeps Lady Gaga up at night

Okay so I bought the Myprotein caffeine free pre workout and my entire face is tingling

Sabrina having duets with Dolly Parton and Madonna at 26 years old. I fear we have a legend in the making.

My manager may have just imparted the most sage piece of advice I’ve ever heard. When proposing a team night out in an email he has suggested a Thursday on the basis you should “never have a hangover on your own time”. What a mantra.

Gosh. I’ve gone woke.

Can feel myself slowing at the gym - gimme your best pre-gym tips - food, drinks, warmups etc plz

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Made myself go for a run post-work. Everyone clap.

Today was very rough but resolving to reset tomorrow and get myself into a more healthy routine which doesn’t result in anxiety, insomnia and a lack of any motivation or joy come Monday

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Had one of those nights out last night where it actually puts you in a good mood the day after

He’s laughing at poop.

This is bringing me joy

Good job I spotted this. Was just about to start blasting Baby Jane unlicensed.

The less I know about Starbucks’ “Protein Cold Foam” the better

10 years since we lost Victoria Wood 🤍

Being a gay man in Manchester is such an elite combo

I made the right choice. A crowd of camp pensioners singing The Ballad of Barry and Freda? Ideal

For 240 meals. My husband resents paying less than 80p a meal for my cat.

My husband is off to a dancehall event tonight whereas I’m going to “the songs of Victoria Wood”. Never has a marriage been more summed up.

Let’s get this place HUMID!

Why was every gay man living in Manchester born within a 3 month period

another chest day same pose

DON’T SIT ON EQUIPMENT IF YOUR PLAN IS TO USE YOUR PHONE FOR 7 MINUTES! GO HOME

Bring this to Switch Online nowwwwww

Remember when the news used to end with some random lighthearted upbeat story such as a dog in Welwyn Garden City learning to use traffic lights and taking himself to maccies and nowadays the most lighthearted story is EU border rules causing passengers to miss their flights