Meal prep for my return to work done. Broccoli stem falafel (homemade) with beetroot hummus (homemade) salad bowl (spinach, carrot, cucumber, mixed grains and baked pitta with chilli flakes and pumpkin seeds).

Rawdogging at the gym (I forgot my headphones)

All I can think about is that if it’s the start of a new year, then Interior Design Masters is only a few months away

My last chance of a lie in before going back to work tomorrow and my husband’s snoring/sinuses have kept me awake since 4am. If anyone needs me, I’ll be getting a divorce.

Did I nearly break my back just to be a whore? Maybe.

First day I’ve had to leave the house for plans since New Year’s Eve and the temperature doesn’t rise above freezing all day 🥶

(I still have 2 more days off work after today)

Anyway I’m now on day 3/3 of going to the gym in 2026 and I’m super proud of myself

Having a vitamin D supplement on a morning and again on an evening (instead of just one a morning) has honestly changed the game for me during darkest winter these past few weeks - while I obviously cannot say if it’s a placebo effect, I’ve felt a lot more positive and energetic since doing it

Delete your Twitter account x

incredibly wild that we live in a country that the government gets you to upload your id in order to have a chug so as to "protect children" while simultanously shurgging as our social media overlords allow for their ai to create inappropriate images of children.

Bring back MSG in snacks. I’m sick of everything tasting bland all because parents couldn’t say no to their kids.

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

Not to be a wanker but if you look very closely you can a lil vein pop and that literally never happens for me so I’m thrilled - it feels like I’m finally seeing proper results

Starting 2026 as we mean to go on

Good morning I’m making sausage, bacon, hash browns and beans, anyone want any?

Thanks to Monzo it’s actually today 😭😭

Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation

Project Tiddies Will Return In 2026

I get paid on the 4th but because that’s a Sunday I get paid on the 2nd thank you so much the Greg or Ian Calendar 😭😭

I will say it feels like a bad move to have the normal series of the traitors follow the celebrity series so quickly. I feel like the Alan Carr win is still just so fresh and recent that it will take away from a new series. Just my two cents xo

Colour blind people opening a box of crayons

bicep thread or something

It’s so difficult being someone who literally thrives on being social but also someone who becomes overwhelmed by having a lot of social plans close together 😭

I watched Victoria Wood by myself all evening with baileys and I won’t lie … most festive I’ve felt so far

🍻

Nothing is certain but death, taxes and Amanda Holden being on TV.

Michael’s mum just pointed at me and said “blouse”. It turns out she was just talking about one I’d said she suited and wasn’t calling me a feminine top.

What a gorgeous Boxing Day morning

Back in our own house, I’ve got a brew and there’s peace. Perfect.

Happy 20 Years since Jackie Tyler was nearly killed by a Christmas Tree.

✨ good tidings ✨

Happy “try and find the drunk sweet spot where you don’t call your brother-in-law a cunt” day x

Merry Christmas 🎄💛

Me looking at bluesky tonight

Sorry but, “champagne please, It’s free isn’t it?” he’s actually just very wise

Getting older is thinking actually Uncle Frank in Home Alone was right to hate his annoying spoilt nephew

Don’t think the bus driver cared much for it tbh

Noticed my road rage has a festive version. This morning I’ve used “what are you waiting for, Santa coming?!” and “I hope there’s some indicators in your stocking this year you prick” fa la la la la la la la la

Last day of work in 2025 and for some reason that’s motivation enough to be up at this time to go to the gym

one day left at work but I deserve a baileys

Peel it back to reveal… ah

2 more days. I’m sure I’ll be grateful I pushed my leave this late when I don’t log on again until 7 January, however this has truly been a gruelling drag to the finish line.

🧵 1/? Going through the recording: 6:00 Cass: "there was a fair amount of noise [...] about the fact that I wasn't an expert in this field, but that was a deliberate selection that NHS England made because people who were working in the field were so polarised*" * read: support trans rights

Found this photo in my hidden folder that I don’t remember taking and it’s motivated me to make sure I get back to the gym today

Very much miss my cat and my husband (in that order)

Thank you BBC News

The British press publishes ten transphobic articles a day because it is deeply concerned about violence against women and girls, apparently.

My mum and step dad never bothered to get married so they end up getting each other very vague Christmas cards for each other such as “To The Man In My Life At Christmas” which is hilarious because it suggests there might be another, entirely different man come Easter.