onlyfans creators doing their tax return

went to a game of paintball for a bachelor party and got shot in my butt

officially coming out as a Hathaholic

I’m pretty sure confessions made me gay so who knows what the sequel will do to me

overextended myself at work and now repeating the consequences

physically cannot work unless my Cozy April in Skyrim | Festive & Spring Ambience | Music and Ambience | 3 hours is playing

and it’s only Tuesday

watched free to air tv against my will and genuinely shocked to see the ad to tv show ratio is 3:1

going to the nursery can I get uhhhh

crisp 14°C morning in gadigal today oh we have won

kinda wanna broadcast the boom, boom, boom, boom and make em all dance to it

despite being in 240p Stargate SG-1 is now my new comfort watch

meeting at 6:30 on a Friday oh I’m being tested

shaved my twink moustache and 2 older women told me it was an improvement

why does every academic journal site want to verify I’m a human, trust me the bots are in your DMs not on sciencedirect

any oomfs on Apple Music?

it’s giving choppleganger

living hung, tired and free or whatever Bruno Mars said

if I see you reading news.com.au I’m throwing your phone away

gooner pop supremacy

Anne Hathaway the pop star that you are

so what now

me when I get to use affordable micro mobility transport to navigate my city to do the things I love

forget AI, stream old technology by slayyyter

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

MARINA tonight

it’s pride season so out comes the silly twink moustache

horrified to learn bluesky uses MM/DD/YYYY and not DD/MM/YYYY

Is nobody vers anymore damn

me doing a captcha

thanks obama

Ethel Cain tonight

sometimes you just need soap made with real soap

finally watched sinners

Charli FCF

me trying to impress Barry’s bootcamp trade

me when I’m YG and don’t even try

I cannot stress this enough Is the endless still unbound Or am I just different now?

shouldn’t have gone into the office today, how will I nap

dying for you by charli xcx

Good morning specifically to the twink community

Hilary Duff tickets unexpectedly more cutthroat than Lady Gaga

me when the light is green

twink (me) take a good pit tax photo challenge (impossible)

If being a reply guy is so bad why does it feel so good

a year into bluesky and I genuinely don’t know if I’m supposed to use the “following” feed or a custom list

why is the walk to work so tea

so there was this absolutely phenomenal show

seeing Lorde tonight