haven’t seen AI bounce up and down on it yet so I think my job is still safe

Good night

caught myself streaming the new Gracie Abrams song

i love a song with an unhinged sample

good morning from today’s side quest (going to the office)

me using my PSP web browser in the early 2010s

using my laptop for bsky.app today

no I’m not playing on my phone I’m liking oomfs posts

love going to trivia night and then they ask shit like “what are the lyrics to this 1920s song”

kinda underestimated how much you all like soccer

finished Pluribus and wow that voicemail was testing me

proof of friday fitness

the time is now

I post from here

dick from a guy

Credits this credits that, you know who also used credits? The galactic empire

idk whatever you prefer

might versfish today

real estate agents sending me messages like just sold a house! And?? that’s your job??

started reading on the metro instead of doomscrolling

Kinda moving to the new Katy Perry send help

Neighbour just took down his Christmas decorations, he was so close

ok I think you guys have really cooked this goose

stream wink wink ;)

SOPHIE fans be like my favourite song is good thing going on (demo 3) HQ

going to Woolworths these days feels like a humiliation ritual

maybe I should start reading

so excited for my Australian ski trip this year 🤩

I like my hole like I like my wine: pink

girls who bidet

shaved my bush (contemplative)

why do cities have so many office buildings like I know we’re not THAT busy

Rosebuds out for holenextdoor

haircut tomorrow so I’ll spend the next 24 hours wondering what to do

obsessed with this ad they made them hit the double mansplain

ur boyfriend buss a lot

it’s wear jeans wednesday

first day back at the gym in 3 weeks

To me, dating a twink is kinda the same as having a hamster.

After dark feed only loading 1 post

gay Instagram reels are wild, we’re talking about environmentalism with full bush out

I’m back after surviving modelland AMA

Australian men drive a truck smaller than your ego challenge (impossible)

doing kegels hbu

fuck daylight savings I love when it’s actually dark at night

the trade down at the men in music business conference must go crazy

maybe I’d use the workday app if I didn’t have to log in every time

Jess Glynn talking to clean bandit

the fact Trisha Paytas released a song with more Korean in it than most recent kpop songs is frying me

man next to me on the train brainrotmaxxing by watching 9 reels at once on the explore page