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it’s 4 million degrees in the flat and now virgin media has gone down. might pitch myself off the roof lads

i am NOT happy this morning

tbf he’s done *some* good things but you can’t ignore just how completely fundamentally shit at politics keir starmer (and most of labour) is

is kate king a reform voter? discuss

took my insoles out cos wet shoes and found this nicely stuck into the bottom of the left one (the glass not the 5p) what the fuck???

just saying this is still a goer

Why does it look like Rachel Reeves is officiating a wedding between Keir Starmer and Gordon Brown

BREAKING: Second Ever Green Mayor Win 🎉 Liam Shrivastava has been elected Mayor of Lewisham – huge congratulations!

greens in for lewisham mayor i know that’s right!!!!!

bank holiday weekend hangover is something else entirely uh oh

yet again i have been conned into cooking a roast when what i actually want to do is go to the pub. justice for me when?

sat on the sofa minding my own business and the biggest most disgusting spider decided to crawl out of the blanket i was under. i broke 2 glasses, ruined 1 coffee table and had to hoover the entire flat.

kick keir out in may, get ar ange in to replace him, sunlit uplands and vapes for everyone

can we ban people starting emails with just names? what’s wrong with a little hi or perhaps a tiny hello. fuck off!!!

apple why are you like thisssssssssss :(

too cold in bathroom to get out of bath oops

oh this hangover is going HARD divas

going to melt in the bath for the next four or five hours brb

4 hours of work tomorrow and then straight to hell!!! (heathrow airport on christmas eve)

last of my friendship group for the past 10ish years left london today and im feeling a little bit emotional™ tbh with you girls

got absolutely wankered at the work christmas party and now i can’t walk

terrifying

first day of packing to move and i remember why i haven’t done this in 8 years

can this rain pls fuck off i want to sit outside the pub :(

storm claudia winkleman really out there ruining my 30th birthday

woke up feeling like death and i have to go and spend 8 hours doing cossh training. thoughts and prayers pls x

okay pluribus is goooooood

friday night and absolutely nothing to do what the fuck

couldn’t watch traitors last night and been SO careful all day to avoid anything about it only to have it ruined by the fucking guardian

as if i’m turning 30 in 10 days fuck off

hungover and physically trapped on the sofa help

yes lads

last month of my twenties begins NOW🥴

first day back after 10 days off pray for meeeeeeee

new work computer perfectly designed and placed to completely fuck my knees every time i swivel my on my silly chair😌

the number of immigrants i know who say they’re gonna vote reform without connecting the dots that they’ll be the first to have their residencies torn up is insane

absolute mob of homosexuals outside rough trade to see jade thirlwall

quite rude that i’m hungover and only got 6 hours sleep tbh

obviously i know why this is the case but so fucking annoying that angela rayner has gone for a genuine idiotic mistake and meanwhile this gem is an absolute non-story anywhere but the guardian

ran onto a train at bridge without looking at the boards cos i was about to miss it and now i’m on the way to rochester???? i live in zone 3!!!!!!

went to the dentist and didn’t cry once (except when they made me pay) pls clap

day 1 of no wifi and i am fucking BORED and also i can’t turn any of the lights on

it is flying ant day but exclusively in blackheath apparently

oh she is DELICATE today divas

getting sunday scaries on a friday cos next week is my first full week back at work in a month :(

kim woodburn did WHAT :(

successfully survived two days of driving in crete🥵

can someone who understands… anything. please explain what just happened in doctor who????