I don't think this Ghana goal should be offside which means it will be

How I sleep at night knowing Harry Kane and Jude Bellingham play for England

TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL COMING HOME AND THEN ONE AFTERNOON IN NEW YORK NEW JERSEY

"You just knew it was going to be him" Did we??

What if Tuchel's England are the opposite of Southgate's England? Struggling against the lesser teams but give us Spain and we'll crush them 6-0.

Tbf if England can't beat Panama and Ghana they deserve a harder draw

"Let's join our commentary team, Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon"

Don't care about sports but I can't help but feel some pride at my countrymen's knack for completely out of order, unnecessarily vitriolic football chants

Scotland can still advance to the knockout round if Mike Pence has the courage

The extent to which some people are bad at replying to texts is astonishing

Looked in the mirror and now I'm sad ama

9-6-3-0 is such a pleasing way for a World Cup group to finish

England get to retake their penalty but Norway don't. Typical bias 😡😡😡

I am a very happy man rn

Norway not playing their cute goalkeeper boo

Admirable tbf the extent to which Norway openly don't give a fuck about this game

Yes it's hot, but 4,000,000,000 years ago the earth was a molten ball of lava for 500,000,000 years. This is just a few days of it being a bit warm. Grow up.

Jude Bellingham's cycling outfit send skeet

Glasgow summer is BACK baby

Seems a bit late for Dark Horses Turkey to have remembered that they are dark horses

Oh, god

One day the rest of the world will catch up and adopt English

I have been promised thunderstorms today and will be fuming if I don't get one

Honestly it's way more than a handful. It includes Albania (Shqipëria) Bhutan (Druk Mul) China (Zhongguo) Egypt (Misr) Finland (Suomi) Georgia (Sakartvelo) Germany (Deutschland) Greece (Ellada) India (Bharat and similar) Hungary (Magyarország) Japan (Nihon) Both Koreas (Choson and Hanguk)

Brazil v Japan and Netherlands v Morocco are tasty fixtures

Please praise my wall chart handwriting

Oh, to be an Ecuadorian tonight...What a magnificent game of football, and what a magnificent result. Raw emotion. This is why football must be saved from Fifa. It is too precious and too beautiful a thing to be left to them.

Incredibly funny that literally every result that could've gone against Scotland since yesterday has

ECUADORRRRR

Joshua Kimmich in a suit send skeet

I know they've not been great but that's a harsh title for a review of Scotland's World Cup

Every hometown's got the ominous megastructure, what's yours?

Is there a way to mass-block everyone with a particular hashtag in their bio with minimal effort on my part?

You feel that is a sub-optimal set of Group A results for Scotland

Happy Second Screen Day to all

We need to find out who is killing the leave voters

Astonishing that today of all days I would discover some long lost Brazilian ancestry

Fifa’s shift from goal difference to head-to-head to decide groups is an inexplicably terrible decision that has needlessly killed or muted loads of final-round group games USA-Turkey would have tonnes on it, for one Now it’s a needless dead rubber www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...

Oomf not having DMs turned on 😡

Ghana were excellent, England below par and you're allowed one of those so long as it's in the group stage

Harry Kane getting his big miss out the way. Smart man.

A SHOT ON TARGET!

This game is hilarious sorry

England should bring Olise and Musiala on

Aside from 6-1 v Panama in 2018, when was England's last good performance in the second group game at a major tournament?

This feels very grim 0-0