My wife stood in front of this bidet and wistfully said “remember Japan? ✨”

Congrats on being today’s main character, dumbass

God, there is so much talent out there, and we are just paving over them all, turning humanity into a parking lot. Placing profit above all else is not normal.

God I’ve been getting recommended so many YouTube videos that are like “how this AI company is ruining everything or is stupid” and I’m like oh cool I wanna see how they summarize and investigate the issue and then the creator is like “good thing I only use GOOD AI” and FUCK it’s so common??

The rizzler is less this generation’s john candy and more this generation’s Andy Milonakis where he’s gonna get an MTV show and run out of ideas because Jackass took most of them

Frankenstein was unfortunately mid 😬

Da Tism n da Aitch Dee (Found on fashbook) #Autism #adhd #Audhd

Fuck right off

Hey

Please stop reposting spider city on my timeline I do not wish to acknowledge the existence of spider city

Once again asking what problem this technology has solved or is expected to solve to force us to endure this. www.fastcompany.com/91253026/air...

In case you’re wondering how bad things are, we are getting calls from food pantries on military bases asking if we have any food we can share because they’re hungry.

And Al Hirschfeld!

As someone who has managed to not cross a picket line even when it was nearly all the grocery stores in the metro area on strike, really don't wanna hear anyone talking about how they just HAVE to cross the Starbucks picket line. This is like the easiest solidarity ever.

Spooky season isn't over in my heart! Here's a board-to-screen comparison of a sequence I boarded on the film Merry Little Batman. Watch the new TV series out soon: BAT-FAM!!!

Mamdani's line that billionaires spent more to oppose his candidacy than he proposed to tax them really says it all. Like a company that shuts down a profitable location as soon as it unionizes. The principle of maintaining control is more important.

THANKS SILVER LAKE SHORTS FOR SCREENING DA HOUND!!!

Tifa FF7 Sketch [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]

10/10 take. No notes.

✨Avatar the Last Airbender, but Dragon Ball✨

God dayum 😳💦

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike. Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%. Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.

The irony of ordering a hand coffee grinder and breaking my arm 2 days before it arrives I’M SO SAD I CANT TRY MY NEW FANCY COFFEE LAD TOY

My Only Chance

Oh and just one more thing

Gonna need a bunch of shows to watch cuz I can’t do muck lol, gimme recs

I can still manage to play Dispatch with a broken arm [wonky thumbs up]

Just realized that TIME magazine is probably going to do something dumb and name AI as the Person of the Year, isn't it?

They’re still using this BDSM design

One time someone had a seizure while we were at a water park and about a dozen people ran over with towels and water and phones, because when you see someone in distress it is very normal to at least make sure OTHER people are handling it, unless you have been drained of human empathy 😑

Gonna need a bunch of shows to watch cuz I can’t do muck lol, gimme recs

Catch me looking like Auron when it’s cold out

NOPE GUESS WHAT IT IS BROKEN They couldn’t tell on the first X Ray, compression fracture on my radius bone, basically caught my fall so hard the weight crunched my bone a bit No cast just some wraps and 4-6 weeks of healing

“I don't want to hear about the affordability.” Revolutions have been started over less than the shit this guy says every single day

no way that when we find out what dude’s been into this whole time it doesn’t force us all to take a beat & reconceptualize evil. “a funnel, astroglide, fire ants, & a litter of kittens is a superfun tuesday” type shit. “i’ve been doing chattel slavery 2 but found a way to amp my metrics” shit.

An all-timer from my wife

this is my husband, John, and these are our kids, Skyrizi and Roblox

in case you need any more evidence that the torture-people-for-mass-entertainment man sucks

I don’t torture people for entertainment. Please come to my theme park in Saudi Arabia.

Just remembering that just a couple of years ago, if you dared to criticize MrBeast you’d be inundated with comments like “oh but he’s a good person because he gives money to charity”

Liability land

Dust off the calipers, guys, we're doing literal Nazi craniometry